Chapter 18: Kiss, Kiss Fall In Love

Yamada walks into the common room and clears his throat. Everyone goes quiet except a bickering Hidan and Kakuzu.

"I'm not fat, jackass!" Hidan yells.

"I didn't say you were, idiot." Kakuzu replies, shoving Hidan off of him.

"You poked my stomach like it was in your way! And we haven't done anal since that bastard did this shit to me!-"

Kakuzu wraps his arms around Hidan's head, covering his mouth as he mutters, "Dumbass. Shut up for once. We aren't supposed to."

"I don't give a damn." Hidan says through Kakuzu's arm.

Yamada stares at them for a moment then clears his throat again and says,

"Now that everyone is quiet. I have an announcement to make..."

"Hm..." Pein says lightly. "Seems we're getting a new friend."

"How do you know?" Hidan asks rudely.

"He only ever comes here to announce it if we're getting a new inmate. I wonder who it is. He looks even more pleased than when he got you." They look back up at Yamada and his eyes narrow in fake sadness as he continues.

"This particular man, well, he's really only a boy, murdered one of my very good friends. He then admitted to it and requested to be sent here. Obviously he has some type of metal illness so, I obliged. Also, he had three others help him with this act of murder and asked me very kindly if they could come as well. This is a very special day. We get four new guests and one of them is non other than..."

"...Uchiha Sasuke!"

He turns towards the door and holds his arm out, as if showing off his prize. Through the dark doorway walks in an equally dark figure. He is looking towards the ground but as soon as he steps into the crowded room he lifts his head just enough so his dark red glare can be seen burning towards a symmetrical pair of surprised red eyes. Itachi sighs heavily and looks away. Sasuke doesn't stop glaring until a girl with long red hair and glasses whom no one had noticed before places a hand on his shoulder. He looks down, his eyes seeming to fade back to black, as she walks past him along with two other males that look around the same age.

The tenseness in the room was unbelievable and no one knows how to break it. Hidan tries to yell something out a few times but Kakuzu just slaps a hand over his mouth. No one even realized that Yamada was still in the room until he smirks and says,

"Because of our new inmates, we have to have some small room changes. Don't worry, it won't affect most of you. But since we now have more than one girl, we can make a room just for them. That means Konan will move out of her old room with Itachi and Deidara, and be moving in with Karin. Juugo, Suigetsu, and Sasuke will be staying with Pein."

Pein snorts. "Glad he asked if I wanted to share my room."

"I don't want to have to room with some bratty bitch." Konan says as she watches Karin give her a contempt glare.

"You guys are selfish, only thinking about you're own problems. What about Itachi?" Sasori says, glancing towards the emotionless Uchiha.

Everyone stiffens a little but Itachi just shrugs and says flatly, "I knew this would happen one day. My younger brother's mind is not very difficult to figure out."

"If that's true... then why are you shaking?" Kisame asks in a dead tone.

Itachi stiffens then suddenly his hand is around Kisame's neck, red eyes seeming to spin in anger and hatred. His seethes through clenched teeth,

"You don't know what you're talking about." After a minute he releases Kisame's throat and walks away, only turning back for a split second to mutter,

"Don't touch me anymore."

Everyone at the table is silent as Itachi walks toward the uke. After a moment Kisame exhales and runs a hand through his hair. Deidara let's out a low whistle and mutters,

"Ouch, un..."

"Nah." Kisame answers. "I pretty much knew this would happen one day. The only reason I had even been allowed to touch that pretty boy was because I had his permission. If he hadn't wanted it, it never would have happened, it's just that simple."

"Is it just us, or does Itachi not seem to give off the uke vibe anymore?" Zetsu asks slowly.

"He never really did, he just had an uke body. But, compared to Sasuke over there..." Pein smirks. "Well we all know what would happen..."

They nod, chuckling a bit, as Yamada talks animatedly to a very emo looking Sasuke.

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"Shower tiiime!" Tobi yells happily as he rushes past Itachi room with nothing but a towel around his waist. Itachi quietly follows after him with a reserved look on his face. He was tense. He didn't think stopping contact with Kisame would handicap him as well. But, it was necessary.

At the other entrance to the shower hallway, a red head is trying to sneak her way through the doors when a strong hand catches her by the back of her jumpsuit. Karin turns around and glares at Konan who is looking down at her with a raised eyebrow.

"Let go!" Karin squeals as she struggles to get out of Konan's grip. "This is my chance to see Sasuke naked! He always knows I'm coming every other time I've tried before!"

She starts to drool a little at the prospect of a nude Sasuke and Konan just sighs. "Don't even bother. Uchiha's know things. Like, when I first came here, I was pretending to be a girl and Itachi knew the second I walked in the room. I bet if I ever had the inclination to try and see him naked, I would fail epically. Just as you are about to do, stupid girl. Come on. We have separate showers."

She drags a pouting Karin away as she asks,

"You're not afraid of being raped?"

Karin smiles evilly. "I think others should be more afraid of being raped by me. Heh heh heh..."

Konan hits her across the head and scowls. "You're going to fit right in around here."

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Itachi freezes as he walks into the shower room.

That fucking bastard Yamada! He thinks as he stares at the pale, smooth back of his one and only living relative.

Luckily, being an Uchiha, his emotions do not reach his face. When Sasuke turns around and his face turns into a intense snarl Itachi just smirks back.

"So, little brother, you decided to kill Orochimaru even after he obviously went to all the trouble of training you to defeat me."

"That perverted snake was... It doesn't fucking matter! I only went to him for one reason! I'm strong enough now..."

Itachi's smirk just widens. "Well then do it, foolish little brother." Suddenly, Itachi is standing nearly nose to nose with Sasuke and has one hang placed gently on his chest. "Or... maybe you can't."

Sasuke's eyes widen as Itachi pushes him up against the wall. Everyone in the baths watch with baited breath, most of all, Kisame. He knows he going to have to make a choice. Itachi expects him to make a choice. He just doesn't know which one his raven haired lover wants him to make.

Sasuke's anger blinds him and he starts throwing attack after attack which Itachi easily dodges. He even laughs.

"Even with my eyes being less than great, and all of your 'training' with Orochimaru, you still cannot control your emotions enough to harness them into the power needed to defeat me. Try again later, foolish little brother." Itachi smirks as he taps Sasuke on the forehead and walks away.

Sasuke acts as if he will go after him but then Juugo and Suigetsu seem to cause some sort of problem and Sasuke has to go and control them. Itachi watches him the entire time, taking in the precious sight of his gorgeous little brother. Suddenly he senses a very familiar presence stand behind him.

He smiles slightly as Kisame grabs onto one of his wrists and pulls another hand through his long, wet hair. He jerks Itachi head up and slides his tongue from Itachi's chin to his closed eyes. He tightens his hold on Itachi's wrist as he murmurs lowly in the uke's ear,

"Who says I can't touch you?"

Itachi whispers back, "This is the last time."

Kisame's face grows sad for a moment and he scowls muttering, "I know. I'll make it memorable."

He throws Itachi on the ground and a few look over, including Sasuke, who's eyes widen in surprise. Itachi doesn't whimper when he hits the cold tiles. His face is also a mask when Kisame firmly rips his legs open and thrusts himself inside.

Sasuke watches with complete and total shock on his face. Sure, he had joked and said his brother was probably being fucked in prison but... he had never expected it to be so... degrading. He had never seen his brother look so vulnerable or so... beautiful.

When Kisame starts thrusting while tweaking Itachi's nipples and licking his glistening, toned stomach, Sasuke finds himself licking his lips. He instantly thinks of Naruto being in that position. They hadn't had sex ever before he left. Sasuke had wanted to, but Naruto hadn't been ready.

Itachi arches his back into the caresses and it begins to look more like love making than rape like it had begun. Kisame's hands flow through Itachi silken hair as he kisses the man's flushes cheek lightly.

Kisame ignores the facts that threaten to take the magic away from the moment. Like how this will be the last time he will ever touch his beloved. Or that fact that Itachi is merely putting on a show for his precious little brother. As if Itachi read his mind, he speaks up and murmurs in a breathy hiss,

"I'm glad we got to do this one last time. I really did, aahh, learn to love you, Kisame." he smiles suddenly. "Just... not like a brother."

Kisame laughs a rough, gargle of a sound and kisses Itachi deeply.

"I won't forget you. No matter how hard you try and make me."

He starts pounding in, letting Itachi feel the pain and pleasure of the experience mix into one until finally the elder Uchiha clenches his teeth and groans lowly as he sprays his seed over the tiles. Kisame instantly pulls out, making sure to cum on Itachi. He then rubs his essence all over the pale chest while Itachi gives him a lustful look of gratitude through lidded eyes.

Itachi sighs then turns slowly to glance at his younger brother. He smiles and says,

"Welcome to Kure-Ji-Kira, Sasuke."

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Just a bit of Uchihacest and KisaIta to help me cope with the fact that I have no inspiration what-so-ever to write about Hidan's pregnancy.

I have lots of ideas for after the pregnancy, but first I have to get through this boringness.

Please review, even if you say it sucks. Unless FanFiction is still being a butt about it's review and shit. XD

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