Chapter 27: Just The Girl
"Aren't babies supposed to sleep?" Kakuzu sighs as he rocks Mei in his arms.
"Not ours, apparently." Hidan stares up at the ceiling. "Oh Jashin... what did I do to deserve this?"
"Hidan." Kakuzu says suddenly.
Hidan sighs wearily and turns back to face Kakuzu who surprises him by holding Mei directly in front of his face. Hidan's eyes widen just as Kakuzu says,
"What did you do to deserve this?"
Mei's huge wide eyes lock on Hidan's and she blinks in time with him. Hidan can't help but smile. He reaches up and takes her from Kakuzu. She rests in his hands like a bag of flour and instantly closes her eyes.
"Aight... She's cute. So what?"
Kakuzu smirks as Hidan sits down on the bed next to him.
"So you don't regret it. You like her. Ha ha."
Hidan sticks his tongue out at Kakuzu and the older man captures it in an instant. Hidan moans and slides his tongue into Kakuzu's mouth fervently. Just as Kakuzu slides a hand up Hidan's arm Mei wiggles in her sleep. Kakuzu pulls away and takes Mei while Hidan is left with his tongue hanging out in the air. He stays that way, glaring at the wall until Kakuzu returns after putting Mei in her crib.
"You look like a fool." He chuckles as Hidan glares.
"I wanna do it."
"Do what?" Kakuzu asks, faking naiveté, simply to mess with his husband.
As Kakuzu gets comfortable in the bed Hidan slides on top of him with his tongue still poking out of his mouth and says,
"I want you to fuck. Me. Now."
Kakuzu smirks. "What if she wakes up?"
Hidan glances at the baby monitor and smiles.
"We just have to be quiet."
Kakuzu rolls his eyes. "Like you could be quiet during sex."
"Shut up!" Hidan hisses. "I'm really horny and I want you, asshole!"
Kakuzu reaches up to push a piece of Hidan's hair back into place then traces his hand down Hidan's cheek and along his throat. Hidan moans as Kakuzu brushes over the small burn on his chest and down towards Hidan's stomach. Hidan's heartbeat quickens then Kakuzu's hand stops and rests on the large scar running vertically from below his belly button. They lock eyes and Kakuzu says firmly,
"No."
He then gently slides Hidan off of him and lays to the side, turning the light off as he goes. Hidan just stares blankly at Kakuzu's back then says,
"No...?"
"No."
"But... I'm horny."
"It would open your scar."
"I don't care!"
Kakuzu leans up and kisses him swiftly then says once again,
"No."
Kakuzu then turns away from Hidan and faces the wall. He tries to go to sleep but in only a few minutes he hears Hidan mutter,
"Kuzu..."
"No, Hidan. Not tonight."
Hidan scowls and places a hand on Kakuzu side as he says sweetly,
"No, I'm not... I was just... If we can't do it... Why can't we... Um..." Hidan scowls suddenly and grumbles, "Never mind..."
Kakuzu chuckles. "What are you going on about?"
"You're a jerk!"
"What did I do?" Kakuzu asks, perplexed.
Hidan growls, "You don't want to have sex, and then you won't even hold me. I guess you just don't fucking love me anymore."
Kakuzu can't help but smile as he turns to Hidan and wraps his arms around the angry body.
"Hidan... you're such a drama queen. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you so much. I love you so much, I would spend money on you. I want to fuck you so bad all the time I can barely stand it. I only didn't hold you because I was worried I would want you so bad. Only you could be so sexy after having a child, Hidan. I could never not love you."
Kakuzu waits for Hidan's response but then realizes that Hidan's breathing and his body had become much more relaxed. Kakuzu pulls Hidan closer to him and asks,
"Hidan?"
He just gets a small whimper in return. Kakuzu laughs lightly as he let's himself fall asleep, wrapped around a perfectly slumbering Hidan.
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Deidara takes a seat next to Sasori on the couch and tilts his head as he stares at Suigetsu who is busy glaring at Kisame from across the room.
"Hey Danna," Deidara asks as he turns to Sasori, "what happened with Kisame and Suigetsu? Weren't they having sex."
"They only did it once." Sasori replies curtly.
"Yeah, yeah." Deidara mutters. "But how come Kisame's avoiding Suigetsu like the plague, un?"
Sasori tugs playfully on Deidara's ponytail. "Don't interfere with other people's lives, Deidara. It's rude."
Deidara pouts slightly then giggles.
"I'm surprised Kisame can ignore a glare like that. Suigetsu looks serious, yeah."
Sasori is quiet for a moment then asks, "If you found out that we were related... would you not want to have sex with me anymore?"
Deidara turns to him, confused.
"That's random, un." He then looks thoughtful for a moment.
"I don't think I could ever stop having sex with you, Danna. No matter what. Besides, we're both guys, so it's not like we would get pregnant or anything..."
His voice turns a little darker and he looks down. Sasori raises an eyebrow and brings his hand to cover Deidara's.
"Deidara... are you trying to tell me something?"
Deidara refuses to catch his gaze and Sasori frowns.
"Do you... want to have a baby?" he asks in an astounded tone.
"Do you, yeah?" Deidara hisses sharply.
Sasori is taken aback. "Where is this coming from Deidara? Why would you think i'd want a child?"
Deidara slides away from Sasori on the couch but still refuses to meet his gaze.
"I- I don't know. I guess... I want one! I want one with you but I can't have one because I'm a guy!"
"Deidara what are you going on about? How long have you wanted a kid?" Sasori asks, perplexed.
Deidara looks towards Hidan and Kakuzu who are watching Konan and Karin take turns feeding Mei. Sasori follows his gaze then sighs.
"I see. You want to try that same drug that Hidan and Kakuzu used, don't you?"
Deidara looks down once again.
"I asked the old Yamada about it... when Hidan was still pregnant, yeah. He said the drug was Orochimaru's, and I would have to ask him. Then, you know, Orochimaru died, and I think the drug is gone too! Now I see Hidan looking so happy with Mei and... I really want a baby now, yeah!"
Sasori glances over to Hidan again and finds that he doesn't understand how Deidara could translate Hidan yelling curses about changing diapers to him being happy. He sighs again and says,
"Deidara, I could care less about having a baby. I mean, I already have you to take care of, I don't think I could handle a kid. Plus, I wouldn't be able to stand not having sex with you for over 9 months. I'm to old to have a kid with you anyway."
Deidara looks up at him with nearly tearful blue eyes that, to Sasori at least, seem to scream "fuck me." Sasori rubs his temples and mutters,
"Deidara. Children don't stay the same. They change and grow. You, on the other hand, are cute, young, and cheerful, and will stay that way probably until you die. That's why I love you."
Deidara rolls his eyes. "I'm gonna grow old you know, un."
"No, you aren't. With all you're crazy explosions You'll probably kill yourself way before that." Sasori replies in a voice completely lacking emotion.
"Fine, un." Deidara replies flatly. "Be mean. But don't you dare leave me if you don't like me anymore, yeah!"
Sasori chuckles. "Don't start rambling on about having a baby again, Deidara. You scared me there for a second."
Deidara stands up and smirks at Sasori on the couch.
"I AM gonna have your kid someday, Danna. I swear, yeah."
Sasori feels a twinge of unease at these words but Deidara just sticks out his tongue then hops off to go play with Hidan and Mei on the other side of the room.
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"Why are you avoiding me?" Suigetsu demands after finally cornering Kisame near the entrance of the showers.
Kisame flicks Suigetsu's forehead.
"You're imagining things moron. Why would I avoid you?"
"Why would you?" Suigetsu asks.
Kisame shrugs his shoulders and walks away from Suigetsu into the showers. Suigetsu follows him. Kisame scowls.
"This isn't your shower time."
"So?" Suigetsu asks as he strips off his jumpsuit.
Kisame sighs and shuffles as far away from Suigetsu as he can. He turns his head away so as not to rest his eyes on the soft pale skin of his flesh and blood. Suigetsu glares at Kisame's back then slides through some of the other guys to follow Kisame.
Kisame turns the water on and makes it scalding hot. Suigetsu moves to the shower next to him and turns the faucet while watching Kisame out of the corner of his eye. Kisame can't help but glance over when he feels he's being watched. Suigetsu meets his gaze, smirks, and winks. Kisame shudders.
Suigetsu frowns then decides to be more demanding. He moves into Kisame's shower and hisses when the hot water hits his skin.
"Damn that's hot!"
Kisame glares at him. "They go back to you're own shower."
Suigetsu's frown forms back on his face. He leans up against the wall and flips his hair back, spraying it across his face. Kisame feels a sudden desire to push the hair out of Suigetsu's face but restrains himself and continues washing as if Suigetsu weren't even there.
Suigetsu slides his eyes up and down Kisame's body. The air around him seems to heat up and he licks his lips. He notices that Kisame's eyes are closed and he slips closer to the larger man. He lets his hands move to Kisame's hips and Kisame's instantly pushes them away.
"What are you doing?"
Suigetsu pouts. "I want to fuck, everyone else is doing it!"
Kisame stares towards the ceiling and lets the the water rush over his body as he says smartly,
"If everyone was jumping off a bridge would you do it too?"
Suigetsu growls angrily.
"What the fuck did I do to you, Old Shark!? I'm trying to let you fuck me, aren't I?"
"You're just a kid, Kid, don't try things you don't understand."
Suigetsu's anger grow and he pushes Kisame into the tiled wall. Kisame snarls and grabs Suigetsu's hair to force him to his knees. Suigetsu whimpers and feels himself get excited from the rough action. Kisame stops instantly and releases Suigetsu, leaving the panting boy on the wet floor.
Kisame gulps as he walks away, a headache slowly starting to appear in the front of his brain. He is halfway dressed when he feels something hit him in his side. He looks down to see a bar of soap lying on the floor. He turns and sees Suigetsu glaring at him with another bar of soap in his hands. He chucks it and Kisame covers his face before the hard soap hits his neck.
"What the hell Suigetsu!?"
Suigetsu ignores him and continues pelting him with soap. The others in the shower just watch with a fragile amusement. Suigetsu finally runs out of soap but instead starts hitting Kisame with his fists.
"Is this just because I won't sleep with you!?" Kisame yells as he tries to defend himself.
"You're an ass!!!" Suigetsu replies.
Finally some guards come in and Kisame quickly grabs both of Suigetsu's wrists. The boy struggles and even tries kicking Kisame but the older man ignores him. Kisame pushes Suigetsu towards the guards and says,
"Can you guys please put him in the punishment cells until he calms down?"
The guards nod and drag a still struggling Suigetsu away. Kisame tries to ignore the glare that his son sends him until he can't be seen any more. Kisame leaves the showers quickly afterwords and goes straight to Kakuzu to buy himself a drink.
Suigetsu fidgets in his cell, angry and suffering from pent up emotions. He doesn't understand what he did wrong...
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There's another chapter done!
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