Chapter 28: Hallelujah
Suigetsu is led by a few guards to the solitary punishment cells. When he is tossed inside he instantly flicks off the guard who slams the door in his face cheerfully. Suigetsu leans against the wall and folds his arms over his chest.
"Damn Old Shark! Fucking asshole! What do I care if that ugly fish- OW!"
Suigetsu sticks his tongue out and tries to examine it. He doesn't see any blood but his tongue goes numb. He touches his sharp teeth lightly then mumbles,
"I probably shouldn't call someone else a fish... even Kisame."
Suigetsu leans back against the wall then feels water drip down from his head to his shoulders. He remembers that he was just dragged out of the showers and was still soaking wet. He shakes his head and sprays water about four feet in every direction. He shivers. He looks down and curses.
"Hey! Can I get some clothes in here!?" he yells at the guards through the small, barred window of the cell he is in. He waits a moment and when no one comes to give him something to wear he glances towards then bed and sees one thin blanket lying on it. He rolls his eyes then goes and grabs the blanket, trying to make it cover as much of his body as possibly. It was really only big enough for his shoulders.
He sits down on the bed and instantly reaches for his pocket. He curses when he realizes he doesn't have his knife. He would usually pull it out for comfort, or just for something to do. He leans back and is suddenly reminded of Kisame, who had promised a while ago to give him his Samehada. A fierce anger boils in his stomach. After all, it was Kisame's fault he was locked in confinement anyways.
"What's with that guy? He had sex with Mangetsu... why wouldn't he fuck me? He already did it once! What was another time gonna hurt anything!?"
Suigetsu lays back swiftly on the hard mattress and glares at the ceiling. He turns over an mumbles angrily,
"It's his fault anyway... Who would have though it would actually feel good?"
He lets his mind wander and feels the memory of Kisame's large hands roaming over his entire body. His skin had felt like light sandpaper, but it wasn't a bad feeling. It made Suigetsu's stomach do flips just thinking about it. It had been so bad, the idea of having sex with a guy like Kisame. It had made Suigetsu's blood boil.
Suddenly Suigetsu groans and his eyes shoot open. He was naked, so it didn't take him long to realize he had a raging hard on. Save to say... he handles it.
The next morning he gets a knock on his cell window. The guard opens the door and places a tray of food on the floor. He then turns away with a lazy,
"Happy Halloween."
Suigetsu glares at him then looks at the tray. Sure enough there is a small cupcake on it covered in black and orange frosting. Suigetsu picks it up just as the guard locks the door and warns,
"There's a toy in there by the way."
Suigetsu is about to put it down and go back to bed when his stomach growls loudly and he decides to at least have a bite of the treat. He chomps more than half of it and looks for the toy inside. He doesn't see anything then he feels something hard in his mouth. He holds it between his tongue and swallows the rest of the cupcake. Then he spits out the small plastic toy. He looks down in his hand and sees a small gray shark. He tosses it onto his tray muttering,
"Typical."
Then he goes back to his bed to sulk. Not the best halloween he'd ever had.
Back in the common room, Kisame had been unfortunate enough to receive a similar toy in his cupcake. He is sitting alone at a table and about the only one not having a good day. At least, he thought he was. He doesn't know that two other people are having worse of a time than he is. He is feeling depressed because of the whole Suigetsu thing. He didn't really want the kid to get in trouble, he just didn't know what to do. There are no books on, "What to do if your child wants to have sex with you."
He glances over to the other table where everyone else is enjoying their halloween. He sighs and decides it would just be easier to go back to bed until he thought of something to do.
At the other table Hidan groans.
"That's just embarrassing! Stop dressing her up in little outfits!"
Everyone is crowding around Mei who had tried on at least ten different halloween costumes already. She is now being shoved into her eleventh and Hidan seems to be the only one getting annoyed. Mei was smiling with an out-of-this-world look.
"Look she's a little teddy bear, un!" Deidara cries cheerfully.
"Hm..." Konan says thoughtfully. "I think I liked the bumblebee better..."
"No, the pumpkin was definitely cutest!" Karin squeals.
"Hey Kakuzu, you should make a fairy costume." Sasori says monotonously.
Kakuzu laughs. "Coming right up."
Hidan rolls his eyes."Don't encourage them, dammit."
"Oh shut up, Hidan. She looks cute."
Hidan pouts. "She always looks cute, no matter what she's fucking wearing!"
Kakuzu smiles fondly at Hidan and then at Mei. Maybe they won't have to try and escape after all...
In another part of the prison Sono Yamada watches them enjoy their baby and the holiday with conflicting emotions. He glances at a picture next to the smallest monitor. It shows him and someone who looks exceedingly similar wearing matching cat costumes. They were purple and striped with cute scarves and ears. Seiji and Sono Yamada were ten at the time it was taken.
"Halloween..." Sono mutters as he traces a finger over the glass covering the picture. "...was your favorite holiday..."
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Em... this chapter didn't really make a lot of sense... and I kind of jumped around everywhere. I was just kinda rushed and distracted. Anywho!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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