Author's note: here comes the second chapter! kinda long isn't it?

Disclaimer : I hate to say this but...I d-d-don't own Naruto T_T


Festival Fun!

Chapter 2

"Alright, we're gathering here because I gotta tell you idiots something," Pein started, "I have decided to..."

At this Pein-dramatical-pause, everyone have their own wishes,

'Please pay hike, please let it be pay hike' ofcourse that was Kakuzu's wish

'I hope that he already realizes and converted into Jashinism' Hidan thought

'More often hair treatment-un!'

'Did he finally let me kill Tobi and turn him into a puppet?'

'Ugh, I really need to subscribe cable TV, must watch that channel, what was it again? discovery health? I really have to know how to take care of my precious eyes'

'Let it be new printer! Im tired of coloring these origamis by my own'

'Tobi wants pet! Tobi wants puppy! a cute little puppy!'

'Did he has agreed to build a swimming pool in our lair?'

Those were the non-verbal wishes,

"Let's hope that he already allowed us to change this lair into a greenhouse!" Zetsu's light side told the dark one

"No you idiot, he won't allow us even if we threaten to eat him," Zetsu's dark side argued his not-twin-but-in-one-body

"Ofcourse Pein's not afraid of that kind of threat, because he has 6 bodies, eh, 7 if we count the original one, and we will obviously die caused by eating too much iron"

The others are watching at this usual-but-weird scene, then Pein cut interrupted

"Ehm, alright, I have decided to go to Konoha's Birthday Celebration! They're going to host a festival, and it sounded pretty fun!"

..silence.

after about 40silence(s) more,

"…Huh?..." was the only respond, from Itachi

"OH MY PEIN! How stupid are you guys? like I've said before, we're going to Konoha's Birthday Festival, you know some sort of big party, and it starts tomorrow, it looks like they'll hold it for about one week. Please tell me you know what Im talking about"

"WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU STILL IN YOUR FUCKING MIND? And its not 'OH MY PEIN' but 'OH MY JASHIN' you fucking heathen" Hidan shouted, as always.

"Whatever," Pein answered, indifferent "anyway who come with me?" he asked hopefully, very not Pein-ish.

No one responded, they just gave Pein a wtf look

"Uhm, Leader-sama?" Itachi tried to check their leader's sanity rate, "I think, for our best, we shouldn't go to Konoha's festival" Itachi continued, "what will happen if they know that a group of S-class criminal ninjas are wandering around in their village?"

"Itachi got a point, un!" Deidara agreed, so do the others

"So what? we can just masquerade like ordinary ninjas," Pein answered, so confident about himself, "And honestly, none of you were acting like a REAL S-class criminal ninja for the last 12 years I've know all of you, except for Itachi and Sasori of course, who SOMETIMES act like the real one…and me too"

"At least we're still sane, and not out from our fucking mind!" Hidan shouted with his usual cursing

"Or, we HAVEN'T out from our mind YET, im sure we will someday, if you keep cursing with your current volume" Kakuzu yelled

"Like I fucking care about you grandpa! I understand that you envied me, because im so young and sexy, and you are a grumpy, cheap, old tailor" Hidan laughed at his own joke

Konan looked disgusted "Seriously Hidan, you're disgusting, especially when you describe yourself as young and sexy'"

Kakuzu laughed at that, "HAHAHA eat that! I don't know if you have realized this or not, but you're immortal too, so you're going to be a super old man too someday"

When Hidan was about going to answer that, Itachi yelled;

"IF YOU DON'T STOP, BOTH OF YOU WILL TRAPPED IN A HONEYMOON RESORT AND KISSING EACH OTHER FOR 72 HOURS!"

Both Hidan and Kakuzu gulped, then piped down. The image of them kissing in a honeymoon resort was enough. Way more than enough.

"Back to the topic everyone! so who's with me?" Pein said, still full of hopes

"Whatever. I'll go, I cant stand this arguing anymore. So I'll go and it will end" Sasori replied flatly

"I will go, too un!" Deidara shouted, somehow sounded excited

"If sempai is there, Tobi wants to be there too!" Tobi jumping happily

"Hmm..Pein's idea about masquerade into someone else is kinda makes sense," Konan said slowly while thinking, "so I'll go, maybe there's a traditional origami stand! and I can buy new kimonos too!" She sounded excited, too

"Me too," both side of Zetsu replied, "I'm getting tired of working" the light side added

"Did you ever get to work? all you do is eat, and Im not sure if 'eating' considered as 'working'," Kisame asked sarcastically "and im going to that festival too. Usually they have some cute fishies in a festival, I cant wait to have one of them! heheheh" he grinned evilly

Everyone refused to imagine what will Kisame do to the poor fishies after he buy one

"Just Itachi, Hidan, and Kakuzu left now! will you three come?" Pein asked, trying so hard to make his voice sounds as cute as possible, but then it sounded like he was trying to not shitting his pants

"No." they answered in unison

"Awww, come on! Don't be so mean to your leader :3"

"Your face looks like a stupid manwhore when you're trying to be cute" Hidan told him

"You're a bit harsh honestly" Konan said

"No! Going to a festival is just a waste of money!" Kakuzu exclaimed

"How fucking cheap are you actually?" Hidan shouted, starting a conflict again but Itachi shot him a dead glance

"Errr..sorry Itachi" Hidan said automatically

"Itachi, please?" Pein haven't gave up yet

"No"

"Please please please?"

"No no no"

"You can meet your darling brother there"

"That multiplied the no"

"Even if I agree to subscribe that damn cable TV?"

"Hmmmm...…yes"

"ALRIGHT!" Pein exclaimed happily, "For you two immortal freaks, I don't care if you aren't coming so do as you please"

"OH HELL NO! I REFUSE SPEND MY FUCKING TIME JUST WITH THIS FUCKER" Hidan shouted, "What will I eat for lunch if there's just him in the lair? He will probably give me stewed threads"

"I'll go! I don't want to be alone in this lair!" Kakuzu exclaimed

"Don't tell me that grandpa Kakuzu is scared" Hidan snickered

"Whatever dipshit, I dont want to spend my 72 hours kissing with you so I'll just ignore you,"

"THEN IT'S SETTLED!" Pein was very excited at the moment, "Dress like normal ninjas tomorrow okay? as for Tobi, don't wear that stupid mask"

"But Leader Pein-sama, then they'll now who I am!" Tobi gasped

"Well, who cares? all of us already now who you are"

"Okaay," Tobi looked disappointed

"We're gonna set off at around 3pm okay? don't be late!" Pein commanded

"Why in hell we can possibly late? we live in the same house un"

"I dont even know it either Deidara, now all of you are dismissed!"

Then they headed to their room, searching for suitable clothes to wear tomorrow

To Be Continued


So how was it? I really need your suggestion, im so scared since it's my first :l

R & R please!