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Festival Fun!

Chapter 3

07:00 AM

It's a nice, silence day in the Akatsuki lair, very rare isnt's it for the Akatsuki to be this quiet,

"AAAARRRGGGHHH", someone screamed. Well, it's not a very quiet morning anymore

"WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING IDIOTS THAT JUST DISTURBED MY EFFING SLEEP?" Hidan shouted angrily

"Just for your info, you disturbed my precious sleep as well" Kakuzu yelled to his partner

"What-fucking-ever, I dont care! I really need to sleep! I've been so fucking busy these days"

"No, you're just making yourself look busy by doing that stupid ritual"

"Poor you who don't have God cheap heathen"

"AAARRRGGGHHAHSUYEKDGAIDGWQH!" someone screamed again

"What the hell Tobi un?"

"Where's Tobi's favorite shirt? where is it? Tobi wanna wear it to the festival today!" Tobi asked his shemale partner, panic to the extreme

"Curse that favorite shirt of yours un! Can't you just wear another shirt?"

"Today is Tobi's laundry day senpai! Not many shirts that Tobi can wear today and Tobi wants that shirt!"

"What that shirt looks like, Tobi?" Sasori asked calm and softly

"It's color is orange and has black swirly pattern on it!"

"Very Tobi style" Kisame noted

"Are you obsessed to orange and swirly pattern, Tobi?"

"Yes, Itachi-san! as you obsessed to your brother-"

"Im not a pedophile!" Itachi retorted

Tobi shrugged, "But Tobi doesn't like Pein-sama's hair and eyes pattern! He's freak"

Fortunately, Pein is not in the room right now

"So, where and when did you saw that shirt for the last time?" Sasori asked, still patiently

"Tobi doesn't remember, if Tobi does, then Tobi will know where it is right now"

"Captain obvious" someone muttered

Suddenly Zetsu walked in from the Laundry room

"Oi oreo! did you saw Tobi's orange and swirly shirt?" Kisame asked

"U..uhh..i..i d-didn't know" Zetsu was nervous somehow

"AHHH TOBI KNOWS! YOU ATE IT ZETSU-SAN!"

"T..T-TOBI?" Zetsu's eyes widened like they're going to plop out from his eye holes

"YOU'RE SO EVIL ZETSU-SAN! TOBI THOUGHT YOU'RE NICE!" Tobi started sobbing

"AAARRRGGGHH, OH MY FUCKING GOD, TOBI!" Zetsu screamed, freaked out

"What the fuck is happening?"

"Hey chill out, both of you!" Kisame exclaimed

"CHILL THE FUCK OUT, OR YOU WILL LIVE IN THE BARBIE WORLD WITH CUTE PONIES FOR A LIFETIME-" Itachi screamed angrily, that was scary, seriously

"-Oh! Tobi loves ponies" then Hidan smacked him on his head. He fainted.

"That's better," Kakuzu said

"Zetsu, what's so scary about Tobi?" Sasori asked while Zetsu was still hyperventilating

"Okay i'll be honest," Zetsu started, trying to slow his breathe down "I was very hungry last night, but I was very scared to go downstair by myself-okay, you may call me a coward, whatever-so i withstand my hunger, but at dawn i can't stand it anymore, so i check the refrigerator, and i found NO MEAT! There are only vegetables there! Honestly, I blame you Itachi, because your stupid idea to be a vegetarian for your health. So I freaked out since I don't know what to eat, and if I eat those fishies in the pond Kisame would probably cut me into two part-"

Then Hidan interjected, "-you're already separated into two"

"Did you ever listen to a person quietly? Go on, Zetsu" Kakuzu said

"So, then, yeah I checked all rooms in the lair cause i thought maybe I could found something to eat and I saw Tobi in the laundry room, I don't know what he was doing there, he didn't even move. I was very fucking hungry back then, maybe my sanity had gone for a moment because of that so I decided to eat Tobi, according to the fact that he was the...um...most forgotten member in our organization"

Hidan laughed very hard at this, until Itachi gave him the-uchiha-sexy-death-glare

"That's why I freaked out when I saw Tobi" Zetsu continued "Im afraid to the fact that I ate him and maybe he's back to have his revenge"

"That sounds a bit like your brother, Itachi" Kisame snickered

Itachi glared at him and Kisame gulped

"Maybe Zetsu thought Tobi's favorite shirt is Tobi back then, so he ate it un"

"Maybe," Sasori agreed "Tobi's mask and his shirt look similar in my mind"

"Poor Tobi-un! I'll lend him my orange shirt when he's conscious" Deidara looked sympathetic

"Yeah, but Tobi really should be thankful to Jashin-sama that Zetsu wasn't fucking ate him..YET"

"Wow, it's amazing that you could be grateful, Hidan!" Kisame said

"Shut the fuck up"


Pein is in his room with Konan, busy picking what clothes to wear to the festival

"Konan, don't you think it's a miracle they aren't making any sounds? Or havent?" Pein asked happily. He was in a very good mood.

"No, I think they aren't going to be an ass today, maybe they're excited for the festival too" Konan smiled, trying to boost Pein's mood even more because she was going to ask Pein to buy her some new kimonos

"Yeah, you're right" Pein answered in a singsong voice

"You don't know i turned this room to soundproof, aren't you?"


"Oi Kisame" Zetsu said

"What is it?"

"I hope that you allow me to eat one or two fishies, im starving to death" Zetsu started to beg Kisame

"And why is that has something to do with my fishes?"

"Oh please! Don't be a cheap ass like Kakuzu, you have plenty of them! I swear I'll eat the ugly ones and and spare the cuties!"

"It's okay then, since i refused to having my fish-scale-pattern shirt inside your stomach"

"Hehehe, thankyou Kisame-kun! I love yooouuu" Zetsu tried to look cute, but fail miserably

"Now you sound like Orochimaru"


R & R please!