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Festival Fun!
Chapter 5
Everyone are ready to go (including Deidara) they have changed to normal clothes;
Pein is the one who drive because all of the Akatsuki decided that he is the most normal one, he's also the only one who has a driving license. Itachi sat next to Pain in the front passenger's seat.
"Itachi, why you sat in the passenger's seat? that is my place." Konan asked, protested
"It's up to me where I want to sit Konan," Itachi answered calmly, "and who said it's your place?"
"Well, usually that seat is for the driver's girlfriend isn't it?" Konan looked not sure about herself, "that what happens in a normal family"
"HAHAHAHAH ITACHI IS PEIN'S NEW WIFE!" Kisame burst out laughing, trying to make joke on this oh so boring trip to Konoha
"HAHAHA WE REALLY SHOULD FUCKING TELL THIS TO HIS BROTHER" Hidan added with maniacal laugh
"Fuck." Itachi answered simply
"Does that means Konan-sama is Leader Pein-sama's wife this whole time! Tobi know!"
"No! that wasn't what I meant Tobi!" Konan panicked "I just thought that girl fits more to sit there, whatever, that just my random thought"
"But Itachi is a girl un!" Deidara snickered
"Well, well, well, look who's talking" Itachi answered, "at least I don't have blonde hair and blue eyes that makes me look even more like a hot chick"
"I'll detonate you soon un!"
"Try to give it a shot blondie" Itachi smirked
"All of you are incredibly noisy" Pein yelled, "I can't concentrate here, oh Kami, fucking traffic jam!"
"Uh why it has to happen on me?" Sasori asked no one
"Ask your grandma fucker"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep talking" Sasori rolled his eyes
And they trapped in a very long traffic jam, it looks like there were lots of people that are going to Konoha's Festival, so all they can do is waiting. But 'waiting' was not and never will be in the Akatsuki's vocabulary, especially Sasori's.
All of the chaos started when Deidara got bored and decided to play with his clay. He made all of the Akatsuki members mini-figurine
"Look! Deidara-senpai is making our figurines everyone! And there's Tobi, too!" Tobi said then clapping his hands happily
"Stop acting like an idiot kid un"
"Where?" Zetsu's white side asked
"Here! Look!" then Tobi give each member their own mini size version
Konan just stared at her figurine, smiling so sweet that Pein couldn't help but looking at her and blushed
"I know I'm cool" Kakuzu, Kisame and Zetsu's both sides said in unison
"I'm sexy, yeah!" Hidan shouted, examining the clay doll
"Hi little Tobi! Big Tobi is here!" Tobi chatted happily with his figurine like a mentally-disorder kid
"I hate those lines in my face" Itachi commented
"Does my face look this boring everytime?" Sasori asked and playing the figurine with the chakra strings that flew out from his fingers
"Huh?" that was Pein's comment, he threw the figurine to the back seat, Sasori tried to catch it but then he realized that his hands were still filled with chakra strings, but it's too late. When the doll touched Sasori's hands…
KABOOOOOMMM!
"AAAHHH FUCK UN! YOU'RE AN IDIOT PEIN SAMA! YOU TOO DANNA!" Deidara shouted as the car started to burn
"We're going to die! we're going to dieeeeeeee!" Kisame panicked
"You are, I'm not." Itachi still looked so calm, opening the car's door then get out from the car
All of the members followed Itachi's brilliant step
"Fuuhh I thought we were going to die as grilled beefs" Konan said sweating
"Or grilled fish, or grilled wood, or grilled aloe-vera un!"
"DO YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC JAM?" Itachi's roar caused the road to crack, the volcano mountains erupted, tsunami everywhere, the sky fallen, and the earth exploded.
Ehm, back to point.
"…and everyone's watching us…" Sasori added
Suddenly car's horn sounds are everywhere in every directions. The Akatsuki panicked, they don't wanna die in the road, it'd be extremely ridiculous!
"Hey! get off the road now yo!" a black guy (not being racist), rapper-style guy exclaimed
"Let Zetsu handle this…" Zetsu's dark half said, walking towards the guy's car…2 minutes later…Zetsu came back and you know what he did to the man right?
But after that, the car's horns rampage getting worse and worse. Thanks God Itachi is in a bad mood, he switched his eyes to the mangekyou sharingan then exclaimed,
"MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN RAMPAGE, SPECIAL EDITION" after 1,4893759477 mili second, the car horns stopped to rang, it was very quite…too quiet in fact
"What the fuck did you do to them? If the cops know we're dead!" Pein yelled
"You're the leader and you're scared of the cops? I do the special mangekyou sharingan to them" Itachi smirked (OMG HE ACTUALLTY SMIRKED. HOW SEXY WAS THAT?)
"And…?"
"And I make ALL of them imagine their selves being raped by Ronald McDonald"
"…Okay, now that makes sense" Kakuzu gulped, "let's steal their wallets YEAHH!"
"We have no time dumbass, we gotta go steal car then continue our trip"
"Yeah, let's go un"
"Aahh we finally arrived," Pein sighed in relief, they're in the parking lot now
"Yeayy! Tobi is so excited!"
"Hurray! we finally make it!" Konan said with huge smile
"Go on your own, do what do you wanna do. Meet here at 7pm. LATE IS NOT TOLERATED!" Pein demanded, "ah, as for Itachi DON'T MANGEKYOU THE TOURISTS AND DON'T KILL YOUR BROTHER. And Zetsu, GO VEGETARIAN TONIGHT. Got it?"
"Yeah"
"Okay then, bye! I'll go with Konan-chan" He said happily, grabbing Konan's hand then go inside the festival area
"Tobi knows leader-sama has something for Konan" Tobi snickered
The rest of the members nodded
I haven't really decided what will happen in the next chap. If you have any idea, tell me please:D
Don't forget to RnR!
