The sixth! thanks for those who has reviewed this story, you RAWKS THE WORLD!

A/N: I dont know much about festivals in japan, neither about kimonos or the things so sorry if this kinda out of how festivals are supposed to be ;)

I own nothing except the plot


Festival Fun!

Chapter 6

"Hn. What shall we do now?" Itachi asked the left out Akatsuki members

They're already inside the festival area and there are so many people there, and many of them are giving weirdo glares to the Akatsuki. Many kids are running around with balloons in their hands, and when they look around, they noticed that they wore the wrong costumes. Well, at least from what they've seen there, people are wearing traditional yukata, and such things but they look like they're going to go to a concert instead a traditional festival, it's not like the Akatsuki care, though.

And as you could think, many teenage girls are looking at Itachi with an 'OMG! HOTTIEESSS' or 'Be my boyfriend pleasee!' or blushing to the max. Itachi didn't seemed to care about that. But wait, don't you think that Itachi is the only one who got fangirls! Deidara, Sasori, Hidan and even Tobi do too. Deidara & Hidan seemed to be over-confident with many girls are looking to them, Sasori didn't even noticed it and Tobi are just waving to everyone like an idiot (well he is an idiot so that kinda makes sense)

"AAAHHH LOOK! COTTON CANDIES!" Tobi squealed as he ran towards the stand

"Hhhh moronic idiot" Kakuzu said, "who wants to keep an eye on him? Pein would be mad if he lost or die or something"

...No answer

"ALRIGHT! ROCK PAPER SCISSOR UN!" Deidara exclaimed, did not care if there are many people there watching them

And after a bloody match of Rock Paper Scissor, someone has been chosen...and he's...Hidan. Perfect. A temperamental Jashinist who like to swear guiding an annoying little idiot in a festival in a village full of ninjas that tracked an S-class criminal organization which both of them are the members. This can't be better!

"I want a fucking rematch! This can't be happening!" Hidan yelled

"Could you please keep your sweet mouth?" Sasori asked with sweet dead tone, "there are many kids here"

"That's the fucking point! I can't keep my mouth from swearing just like Deidara can't stop saying un ("Hey!" Deidara exclaimed)" Hidan answered, "and that cotton candy maniac there is so fucking annoying as shit that I could explode any time!"

"He has a point actually, and why do we need someone to keep an eye on him?" Kisame asked

"Sigh...you morons," Itachi started talk wisely, "as Kakuzu said, Pein will be, umm..unhappy if we lost him, and who knows? maybe he'll reveal our true identity as a return for candies"

"And why that has to be me for crying fucking out loud?"

"You were chosen Hidan..."

"It was just a stupid Rock Paper Scissor"

"We are here to enjoy our time, not to argue," Kisame told them "and as for Hidan, you could just find fun stuffs while guiding Tobi, you see, there are lots of girls here that seemed attracted to you, and we will allow you do your ritual as much as you could take without us complaining about the bloody carpets"

"Huh? that will be just fine then" Hidan smirking

"And please don't curse Hidan there are kids everywhere, you'll hurt their innocent ears" Sasori warned him

"Cih, whatever. And what about you guys?"

"I'll look after traditional puppets" Sasori said

"Nothing attractive here, I think...I'll go stalking on Sasuke"

"Count me in, Itachi! I looovvveee stalking!" Zetsu said happily

"Just promise me you wont eat him"

"Count me too, un!" Deidara said excitedly, "I want to see your lil' bro"

"Fish catchiiingg!" you-know-who said

"Im the only one left, huh?" Kakuzu said "Gambling sounds fun, isn't it?"

"Okay then, it's settled! Remember, parking lot. 7pm. Dont be late or Pein will make all of us his bodies"


"It's all happened because of you, stupid!" Hidan yelled at Tobi, he had promised himself not to swear just for this time, and after he's home, he want to swear with all voice he had and he'll make the other members suffer because of that, "It supposed to be fun, with all those girls"

"Huh? did Tobi do something wrong?" Tobi asked him innocently

"NOT SOMETHING! MANY THINGS!" Hidan exclaimed like a crazy guy

"You are weird Hidan-san, and with the robe you're wearing. Candies?" Tobi snickered and handed 3 sticks of lollipop

Hidan gave him a deadly glare

Tobi gulped then give Hidan a supa-dupa-wide smile, he was cute, really

Hidan raised an eyebrow, 'maybe having a little brother could be fun'


"Uhm, may I know your name sir?" a blonde girl with long bangs that looks around 15 years old asked Itachi, in a flirting way

Itachi glared at her, "Michael Jackson" he said ignorantly. This girl beside him seemed to be an aggressive fan-girl type

Deidara and Zetsu couldn't help laughing at the name Itachi told the girl, ofcourse the blonde girl-who looks incredibly like Deidara- doesn't know who is Michael Jackson, it was a nickname that the Akatsuki gave to Orochimaru in the old days

"Not an usual name, isn't it?" the blonde giggled girlish-ly as the four began walking

"Hn" was the only answer that ever came from Itachi's mouth

"Hey we look a like, aren't we?" Deidara asked the blonde that now known as Yamanaka Ino

"Eh? sorry?" Ino raised an eyebrow

"I mean, come on un! don't you see? our hair?"

'what is un?' Ino asked herself, "Uh yeah...kinda, hahaha"

"She looks delicious..." Black side of Zetsu said and Deidara immediately shut his mouth for preventing him say more things that could make Ino scared to death

"What?" Ino yelped, hoping that the weird plant guy isn't a pedophile

"UH oh..nothing, un! He said that fishcakes over there look delicious"

"You idiotic oreo un!"

Zetsu ignored him

"Do you know where is Uchiha Sasuke?" Itachi asked bluntly

"How do you know him..er..Michael-san?" Ino asked, kinda shocked and blushed a bit that the hawt Michael-san suddenly talked to her. 'now that he mentioned Sasuke, he really does look a lot like him'

"Nothing important, but he is quite famous, you know? After his clan massacre, and about he's the only sole survivor"

"Ohh yeah I know about that" Ino nodded

"And I cant believe that Sasuke's brother really did that, un! He really is a maniac psychopath! Not to mention emo, yeah" Deidara yelled youthfully, knowing that he could mock Itachi as much as he want because if Itachi gets angry, it will reveal his true identity

"But I feel sorry for Sasuke" Ino said, not realizing what's happening between 'Michael-san' and Deidara. Itachi shot Deidara the famous Uchiha-sexy-but-extremely-dead-glance.

"Yeah, he's suffering because of his stupid idiotic brother" Zetsu agreed. Both of them really don't have any idea what will happen once they get back to the lair...

"Enough discussing this. Ino-san could you please help us finding Sasuke? I just wanna see him" Itachi asked

Ino, hyperventilating because 'Michael-san' just called her by her nickname said she was very pleased to help

"You're so dead, both of you, you know?" Itachi whispered in Deidara and Zetsu's ear

"No I dont un" said our favourite blonde criminal then he burst out laughing and Zetsu just give Itachi a big grin


'The puppets here aren't really bad' Sasori thought, 'what kind of stupid woods do they use anyway?'

He is at a doll stand where you could find many dolls, puppets in many kinds. People there usually are couples-that makes him wanna puke- children begging their parents to buy them some dolls, and a group of teenage girls giggling about something (well looks like Sasori hasn't noticed it yet that he is the subject the teenagers were talking about)

As he watched the children, he remembered his childhood, his grandmother, and his teddybear that he carried everywhere. He doesnt feel sad at all, because he doesn't have a feeling, he doesn't even have digestive system, but he feel kinda...missed it

He observed a boy-shaped puppet with a smiley face on it's face. He keeps looking it for about 3minutes;

"How much this cost?" he asked

"2 ryo" the man told him nonchalantly

Sasori gave the man the money then noticed that the group of girls are watching him

'Oh my God! what a cutieee!' random girl1 thought,

'God, he's so sexy as hell' random girl2 thought

Sasori walked towards them, much to the girls' shock

"Sorry, do we have met before?" he asked, and he doesnt even know why he asked random girl1 that question. He just felt that he has met this girl before, like she's part of his past, his beautiful past that he missed so much, it's like meet a very old bestfriend

"Ummm no" a girl with pink yukata told her shyly and blushing like mad

"Oh sorry I just got dazed" he blinked his few times

'Awwww! how cute!' randomgirl3478758 thought

"I'll just give this to you for my apologize" Sasori smiled as he give the girl with pink yukata the puppet he just bought, again, he doesnt know why he's doing that

The aforementioned random girl3 with pink yukata fainted and nosebleeding

The others squealed and blushing in fangirls mode

"Uh, why is she fainted?" Sasori asked

"N-n-nothing" random girl 1 answered nervously

"Okay, i gotta get going bye" Sasori grinned and left the girls immediately, since the girls seemed to be very weird

But he still don't know why he did the things back then, and why suddenly remembered about his childhood...


"Where's the casino house, dude?" Kakuzu asked a boy with supa dupa thick eyebrows that passed by

"I don't know, sir! but we shall do more youthful activities than gambling!" the boy answered eagerly

"...huh? whatever" Kakuzu left the boy behind

As he walk, many eyes narrowed towards him, probably because of his weird appearance with the black cloak and stuffs, but he didn't give a shit about it and then he found the building that he has been searching for like, ever.

He entered the casino house and saw a blonde lady with two ponytails

'Isn't that Hashirama Senju's grand daughter? what was her name again? Tsunade?' he asked himself, "wow she got nice curves there"

He watched Tsunade as she plays with the casino machine

'This lady sucks! I don't know if God hated her for some reasons or something but she really is lack of luck' Kakuzu's mouth gaped 'Heheheh this will be a great chance to gain moneys. Just watch me Hashirama, I'll make your grand daughter suffer for you'

And then he coughed because he's been laughing for too long. The other gamblers looked horrified

He approached Tsunade, and she asked him what he wants;

"Want a gamble, Tsunade-san?" he asked her before realizing his mistake and how stupid he is


Somewhere else in the festival area, a little girl screamed;

"AAAAHHHH MOMMY! A SHARK! HEEELLLPP!"

"Hey kid, Im not a real shark! these are all make up!" Kisame laughed

"Huh? what for, mister?"

"Uh...the costume contest, yeah! and since Im active on wwf, I dressed like a shark because they're in danger of extinction"

"So you're joining the contest?" the girl asked, her eyes widened with amazement

"Huh? so there really is a costume contest? Eh I mean Yes! Im participating" Kisame answered with a grin

"You're joining the contest, mister?" a man that came from nowhere asked him

"Huh? wha- yes, Im in!" Actually he doesn't even know if there really is such a contest

"If you're a participant then go here, we will start the contest soon" the man said as he dragged Kisame towards the main stage

"Im not- what? hey kid! help me!" Kisame shouted to the little girl

"Ganbatte, mister! I know you'll win the contest, your make up rocks!" the girl waved happily at Kisame

"Fuck. What am I supposed to do now?" Kisame moaned


While all the things above is happening, Pein and Konan were enjoying their time together, they seemed to do things like normal couples but they haven't even admitted it that they're dating. But somehow Pein, maybe because he is the leader, felt an unpleasant feeling about his idiotic subordinates and about something bad is going to happen soon...


PHEW! what a long chapter this one, maybe I'll make the next a bit shorter

So it turned out to be a bit PeinKonan and a bit...um...sweet in Sasori's part

RnR! ;3