"I have no interest in such festivals" Sasuke said nonchalantly
"But, teme! Tsunade-sama told us that ALL of Konoha shinobis must be there!" Naruto shouted, "Im sure the festival will be fun, dattebayo! there will be lots of cute girls waitin for you"
Sasuke raised an eyebrow, "not interested"
"Oh come on Sasuke-kun! We have to be there, just think of it as a mission!" Sakura beg him
"Then I'd rather be training than doing a mission"
"Well well Sasuke, then think of it as a training that could make you stronger," Kakashi suddenly appeared from a puff of smoke, "I heard that Itachi will be there, why don't we use this opportunity to kill him?" Kakashi whispered in Sasuke's ear
"What?" Sasuke exclaimed, switched his eyes to Mangekyou Sharingan-that he gets from killing a weasel- then run so fast to the festival area before his team could even breathe
"He can be a total moron when it comes to Itachiā¦" Naruto shook his head, "why in the name of Ichiraku that Itachi would be here?"
Sakura sighed while her inner self was like 'omgomgomg he's so cute when he's dumb'
Maybe Team 7 think that Sasuke was a dumb for believing that Itachi was there, but we'll see...
"Sorry, Kotetsu-san, but this is a costume contest, not a make up contest" a brunette girl said
"Whatever, just count him in Tenten" the aforementioned Kotetsu who is dragging Kisame with him said, "dont you see that his make up is amazing?"
"O-okay" Tenten wrote down something, "You're number 19 sir" she smiled
Kisame doesn't bother to answer but just nod 'why am I even here?'
"Now you shall wait in the contestants' room, the show has began" Kotetsu said
When Kisame walked in, he saw many weirdos with weird costumes (well, he's one of them) there's someone with a bottle of milk costume, someone dressed as Mario Bros, Pucca, Tom from Tom and Jerry, aloe vera plant, Rex from Toy Story, a garbage can, and many more...Wait! aloe vera plant?
"Zetsu!" he called his aloe vera friend
"Sssshh! Do not disturb, Im in the middle of yoga" Zetsu said
"Yeah, yeah, yeah..." Kisame sat next to him, "where's Itachi and Deidara?"
Zetsu opened his eyes up, "I was getting bored with the Sasuke-stalking because he was nowhere to find so I just wandered around when a crazy guy drag me here"
"I think that crazy guy really is obsessed with dragging people around" Kisame nodded, "you're in the contest?"
Zetsu nodded then closed hie eyes once again, continuing his yoga. When Kisame sighed about his comrade's weirdness he saw a red-haired guy with akatsuki cloak and akatsuki hat
"Hey isn't that Sasori?" Kisame asked but Zetsu didn't bother to give a damn
"Hey Sasori!" Kisame walked towards him
"Huh? my name is Gaara" the guy turned his head and Kisame saw black eye liner around his eyes
"Uuhh.. sorry my bad. Why are you wearing Akatsuki cloak anyway?"
"It's cool, their costume, you know" Gaara smirked, "I even think to join that organization one day"
"Hahaha I see" Kisame fake laughed-that sounds horrible- "goodluck kid!" he waved to Gaara, 'what a weird kid'
"AND NOW CONTESTANT NUMBER 14!" a voice above them said enthusiastically
"Oh crap it's number 14! NOOOOO" Zetsu started to freaking out like mad
"Calm the fuck down Zetsu" Kisame demanded, "what number are you?"
"...15"
"Oh shit"
"Hey Hidan-san!" Tobi jumped happily in front of a takoyaki stand, blocking Hidan's way
"What the fuck is it? you want takoyaki?" Hidan asked
"No thanks, Im full Hidan-san!" Tobi smiled
"Then get off from the damn way"
"Tobi wants to ask a question! Tobi has been dying to know the answer!"
Hidan crossed his arms and cocked an eyebrow
"Tobi wants to know why Deidara-senpai always says 'un' and 'yeah'! Did Hidan-san knew the answer?" Tobi asked, eyes full with curiosity
'Its called talking disorder idiot' he thought but then he think of this as an opportunity to prank Deidara, "Uhm..well Tobi, it's a curse!"
Tobi looked confused
"Yeah! a fucking curse! Deidara was a prince long time ago, he was handsome and sexy, but then somehow he made the wicked witch of his village got mad and he was doomed to look like a girl and can't say more than 3-words-long without saying 'un' and 'yeah'" Hidan explained eagerly
"What?" Tobi gasped, "How evil! Why did the witch do that to senpai?"
"Deidara made angry, and why did she cursed Deidara to look like a girl and having a talking disorder? because it would make him lose his sexiness"
"We have to help him Hidan-san!"
"Yeah we really have too" Hidan smirked evil-ish, "You wanna know how to help him?"
"Yes! Tobi reaaaaaaaaaalllllyyyy wanna know!"
"The curse will disappear if Deidara fucking kiss a guy" Hidan having a really hard time to prevent himself laugh, "and not just an ordinary guy, but a sexy guy"
"Errr..are you sure Hidan-san? where and how did you know?" Tobi looked unsure
"Just fucking believe me! Don't you realize that we are all comrades? comrades must understand and know each other well"
"Woooww Hidan-san is amazing" Tobi giggled
"Yes I am" Hidan said proudly 'or is it you that's beyond stupid?'
"Now let's find the lucky guy to kiss senpai Hidan-san!"
"Yeah, let's work hard Tobi! we must find a sexy guy just like the Uchihas!" Hidan grinned so wide its scaring the kids
Tobi gulped.
And they start their journey to help Deidara the prince
"How did you know my name?" Tsunade asked the guy in front of her, all covered in robe
"I, umm, know it from my dream!" Kakuzu answered nervously
Tsunade raised an eyebrow "what if I don't believe you?"
"I'll make you then"
"Hmph alright! You just challenged me, did you?" Tsunade put her jacket off
"Lady Tsunade, dont! you're the hokage and he's our guest, be nice!" Shizune told her
"Ohh so you are the hokage," Kakuzu nod "impressive, just like your grandfather"...'shit! why I could be this stupid?'
"And how in hell you know my grandfather?" Tsunade asked
"He's the famous first Hokage duh" Kakuzu rolled his eyes (well if your eyes are sharp enough to notice it)
"And how did you know that Im his granddaughter?" Tsunade's eyes narrowed
"I told you I saw it in a dream!" Kakuzu yelled, "I dont know why I dreamed that crap but it made me realize that I was destined to gamble with you, so that's why Im here, to find you!"
Tsunade still looked don't believe him but eventually she accepted the challenge
"Alright then, If you win, Im going to give you ALL my savings that worth more than this village" Kakuzu said with all confidence he got
"I'll give you ANYTHING you want. How good was that?" Tsunade smirked
"What? y-youre not serious right, Lady Tsunade?" Shizune sounded panic
"Okay then let's play the game shall we?" Kakuzu said excitedly
"ACHOOO!" Deidara sneezed, "Looks like someone is talking about me un"
"Sasuke usually spend his time training in training ground 3 Michael-san" Ino said, "but since we have an event and the Hokage said that all of us have to be here, I have no idea where is he right now"
"I see, why dont we just-"
"HEY ISN'T THAT ZETSU UN?" Deidara shouted and pointed his finger to the stage, "what the hell is he doing there yeah?"
"Don't tell me he's joining the costume contest"
"When did he go?" Ino asked, somehow panicked "how he could possibly go without us notice it?"
'Actually I know how he could' Deidara spoke to himself
When Zetsu is already on the stage, he looked so nervous, he just stood there doing nothing but the tourists are looking in his direction, amazed about the costume, Im sure that none of the tourists get the point of the costume, venus-flytrap? with oreo-color skinned? that just doesn't make sense...
Then suddenly Zetsu started to go extremely mad, he started to keep shouting 'AAAUUUUUU' just like the werewolves in Twilight, he argued with himself and he attacked everyone that passed by, the tourists looked horrified then the chaos started...people screaming and running for their life everywhere, because unfortunately they already knew the plant guy is a canibal
"OH SHIT ZETSU GOES INSANE AGAIN UN!" Deidara started to freaked out, not making things better
"Aaaaahhh! Is he a canibal Michael-san?" Ino shouted, looks like lots of stands is broken due to the tourists' brutality
"More or less" Itachi still looked calm
"We gotta stop him un!"
When the three just about to approach Zetsu, a boy with duck-butt hair is running towards them
"INO!" Sasuke exclaimed
"Sasuke-kun! are you alright?"
"More important, did you see someone who looks like Itachi?" Sasuke asked impatiently
"I haven't seen your brother so I dont know how he looks like" Ino shouted, it's getting noisy everywhere, "but I just met Deidara-san here, and Micha- Michael san?" Ino turned her head, looking for Michael-san that's missing
"That's not important!" Sasuke yelled and covered his head from something that flew from the ceramic stand, "We have to find safe place and find my brother! Come on!" Sasuke grabbed Ino's hand
And you could not tell how happy Ino was. "Why is your brother would be here anyway?"
"I just got the feeling that he's here" Sasuke shouted as they run
"WAIT!" Ino suddenly stopped when realization hits her "that Michael-san...he's Itachi right?"
"What? who's he? tell me!" Sasuke shakes Ino's shoulder
"I met someone called Michael Jackson, I thought it's a very rare name, and he...looks incredibly like you" Ino stared blankly at nowhere
"Does he have freak lines under his eyes?"
Ino nodded
"Crap, it's him! He likes to use marker as makeup since we were kids" Sasuke told her "where did he go?"
"I dont know, when that cannibal guy started to attack he suddenly missing"
"We have to find him immediately!"
Meanwhile...
"Cih! That Ino bitch left me just because Itachi's brother, and where the fuck is Itachi yeah?" Deidara yelled, he seemed not afraid nor shocked at all about the foul-up that's happening around him, he just blew up everything (or everyone) that rushed over to him
"Guess I have to take care of Zetsu un" he sighed
It looks like the chaos haven't reached the other areas of the festival, it just happened around the costume contest stage so Pein and Konan are still enjoying their date near a flower stand when suddenly...
"I have a bad news, Pein-sama" Itachi walked over to them, disturbing their oh-we-almost-kiss scene
"What is it?" Pein stood from his bench, not pleasured
"It's Zetsu" Itachi started, emotionless as usual, "he somehow joined the costume contest and goes insane on the stage, he started to attack people"
"Oh fuck" Pein rubbed his temple, "don't you know he has a stage fever? whenever he's nervous he'll attack people! Why didn't you stop him?"
"I don't know he has a major stage issue" Itachi answered
"We have to stop him, it's dangerous! He will attack either friends or foes-" Konan said
"-or just an innocent passerby" Itachi added sympathetically, "but that's not all"
"What again? Hidan mutilated everyone?" Pein yelled. Looks like he's gonna be insane too
"No, it's Sasuke" Itachi said slowly "he's currently searching for me, if he found out that Akatsuki is in the village, we're dead"
"Leave it to me," Konan winked, she pulled Itachi's ponytail off, dragged him to nearby public restroom, "wait a second Pein"
After few seconds...
Itachi came out from the restroom, dressed in a blue yukata with his long hair down, no freak lines under his eyes and he's wearing make up
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?" Itachi roared
"Im helping you, ofcourse" Konan answered with a smile, "Sasuke won't notice you this way"
"You are in a grave danger miss..." Itachi murmured
"Itachi..." Pein said, his voice shaking quite hard, "I-i can't believe it's you...you-you're beautiful"
Konan shot him a jealous glance then grabbed Itachi's arm "Let's go, we gotta stop Zetsu"
When they started running to the stage, Pein asked "where did you get all of those things for Itachi?"
"We are S-class criminals, Pein. Duh"
Then they saw Deidara is in the middle of a fight with Zetsu on the stage. Not a real fight but more likely Deidara is insanely exploding things and Zetsu avoided it
"...and now Deidara is in an exploding things rampage"
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