It was a seemingly normal day. Gilbert (AKA the Kingdom of Awesome) was casually reading over his blogs, his beer of course, not far from his hand. But then he saw it. Someone had actually commented on his blog.
Beer forgotten, Gilbert sat straight up, wondering who was awesome enough to post a comment on his blog. As he read the comment though, his initial feeling of ecstasy turned somewhat into anger and denial.
"Wow. This is so lame. I've read through every single one of these things and it's so obvious that this "AwesomeInvaderOfVitalRegions" (Gilbert's usual screen name) is obsessed with this Matteo person or whatever his name is. What a stalker."
WHAT? There was no way that awesome Gilbert could be obsessed with someone, never mind stalking them! Sure, Matteo- I mean Matthew was his friend and all, but there was no way he was obsessed with that little American! Wait, I meant Canadian. I swear.
Fuming at the so obviously not-awesome-at-all comment, Gilbert noticed something in his inbox. He got tagged for this quiz thing from Antonio.
"Hey Gilbert. Try this; it's really fun and simple! When I read it I thought of you so I decided to tag you."
…
That couldn't be an insult. Not at all.
Gilbert made a mental note to send out the blackmail photos he had on Antonio after he finished the quiz.
"The rules are to put you're IPod on shuffle, and list the first ten songs that are played. Then, you're friends (or whoever you send this to) will get to judge you based on your answers."
This would definitely cheer him up. He only put the most awesome songs on his IPod, and when he posted his results in his blog, they'd take back what they said about him being obsessed with Mettia. I said Matthew, right?
Gilbert got out his IPod, and started to write his reply.
"Song number one- Oh Canada."
Wait, wasn't that birdie's anthem? Oh well. That was a fluke shot thing. Prussia shrugged it off, and finished typing.
"Song two- Canada in my Pocket
Song three- Caribou Gold Rush
Song four- In Canada
Song five- Upper Canadian Rebellion
Song six- Canada had Come of Age
Song seven- Canada's First.
Song eight- … Song eight?"
Gilbert frantically looked down at his classic silver IPod to be greeted by the sight that there was no song eight. He only had seven songs on his IPod.
Pushing his laptop away and chuckling nervously, he quickly shut off the power to his laptop.
He wasn't obsessed with birdie.
Sure, he only had songs about Canada on his IPod… but that was normal, right? RIGHT?
…
The next day, Spain phoned Gilbert up wondering if something was wrong. He always replied to the quizzes he sent. But, strangely enough, when he brought it up, Gilbert seemingly got very sick and had to hang up.
There was no way in hell such an awesome person like Gilbert would ever tell Antonio he stalked Alf- Matthew. Especially when he still had trouble telling his reflection that without going and downing a good five liters of beer.
