Chapter 44: Vanilla Twilight
What's so different about my scars? What did he mean by that? Dammit, Hidan's been acting weird lately and it's pissing me off. What was with that little flirty "that's what she said" joke to Uzumaki? Hidan shouldn't have acted all cool about it. Stupid idiot...
Kakuzu was not having a good day. Maybe it was just because it was Monday, since Mondays suck. Maybe Mercury was in retrograde and it was screwing all his thoughts and his attitude up. Maybe he was just pissed because he and Hidan hadn't been having a lot of sex lately. All Kakuzu knew was: he was pissed and it was messing with his head.
Sasuke was not having a good day either. Naruto had snuck out of their room early in the morning and had been on the phone all day. Sasuke was watching him laugh and smile as the person on the other end apparently told a particularly funny joke. The blonde hadn't even noticed that Sasuke was watching him until he hung up and spun around, still smiling widely. Of course the smile fell off his face when he saw his mate.
"What time is it?" he asked as he approached Sasuke carefully.
"Two." Sasuke replied, making sure his eyes were extra probing as he stared down his lover.
"Ah..." Naruto scratched the back of his head. "I didn't think i'd be on the phone that long. It was Sakura's birthday, see, and I just wanted to say-"
"Were you on the phone with her this entire time? I wouldn't think a perfectly normal girl would want to spend her birthday talking to some moronic criminal who's stuck in prison for the rest of his life."
Naruto flinched then replied, "I was talking to her first... but then Kakashi-sensei wanted to say hi, then Gaara, then Rock Lee, then Shikamaru, then Kiba, then Sai-"
"Seems like you really miss them. Maybe you should just go back to them." Sasuke turned the other way and began to walk. Naruto grabbed his arm firmly and growled,
"You know I wouldn't. Not even if I could!"
Sasuke turned around to find Naruto's face so close to his he could count the blonde's eyelashes. As Naruto's fierce gaze bore into him he felt a bit lightheaded. How could those eyes have so much effect on him? No... it wasn't his eyes. Everything about Naruto made Sasuke's heart ache. What did someone like him deserve someone like Naruto?
"But you can!" Sasuke groaned. "You're so stupid Dobe! You could be out of here anytime you wanted. Why won't you just leave?"
Seconds later Sasuke felt a fist crash across his face. As he stumbled backwards without falling he let saw Naruto bending forward, holding his head in his hands tightly as if he had a migraine. As shocked as Sasuke was from the punch, he could still tell that something wasn't right about Naruto. He watched as the blonde's breathing became heavier and then heard his voice change slightly when he growled,
"You make me so angry, Sasuke! Just stop!
When Naruto looked up Sasuke saw fiery red in his eyes and his pupils in slits. His teeth looked sharper and his whiskers stood out darker against his tanned face. Sasuke felt like he had to stand up taller so as to not be intimidated by Naruto's new form.
"You are the one who should stop. Naruto, calm down."
Naruto only became angrier. He was mad enough to lunge at Sasuke, his teeth poised to sink somewhere into Sasuke's skin. Sasuke deftly ducked in time to uppercut Naruto in the gut and send him rolling to the ground. He quickly shook his head to regain his composure and flew at sasuke once more. Sasuke braced himself and as Naruto landed on top of him he quickly flipped them over so he could wrap his hands around Naruto's face and keep it steady.
By this time, they had gotten quite an audience watching them. Half the inmates and some of the guards stood around. Most were there to make sure neither of them was really going to harm the other. Kakuzu was taking bets as Hidan cheered next to him. He wasn't cheering for either one, he was just cheering for violence in general.
As Sasuke struggled against Naruto to stay upright he made sure to keep locking eyes with his deranged blond. Even if they weren't cerulean blue, they still had a lot of Naruto in them. Finally when Sasuke got enough control as to where Naruto had settled down a bit, the Uchiha gripped his lovers face tightly and lowered his lips onto bared fangs. After a few minutes the arms that had been pushing Sasuke away grabbed a hold of his jumpsuit tightly. There were no longer fangs in the way but a soft tongue begging for entrance. When Sasuke pulled away, sure enough, blue eyes and not red were shining up at him.
He quickly and nonchalantly stood up, shoved his hands in his pockets, and turned away from where Naruto was still just laying on the ground. With only a moment's hesitation, Naruto's grin returned to his face and he yelled,
"You really do love me, don'tcha, Bastard?"
Sasuke froze, remaining stationary for a good three minutes, then his body seemed to relax, and he turned around. He was still scowling as he reached a hand down to help Naruto up from the ground. As he pulled the blond up he leaned in to whisper quietly in his tanned ear,
"More than I like to admit, Usuratonkachi."
Naruto giddily threw his arms around Sasuke's shoulders and had the reluctant Uchiha in picturesque embrace before anyone even knew what had happened. A few people cheered, then crowd began to dissipate, though not as much because the show was over. Most of the watchers had taken this little event as a sign; it was love time.
All around the prison the inmates were coupling like love-sick teenagers. The only room still available was the Black room because it was apparently "under construction." Even the most unexpected couples were finding themselves entranced by the spell showered down upon the prison walls.
Tobi was trying to get away from Zetsu who was determinedly nibbling on the mask man's collar bone. When he finally got away Pein and Konan heard Tobi yell,
"People are friends, Zetsu-chan, not food!"
They then distinctly heard Zetsu reply in a mischievous tone,
"But Tobi is Zetsu's food. We're going to eat you! Tobi tastes yummy!"
Leader-sama blink a few times in confusion as Konan giggled.
"Well that's not something you see every day." she laughed.
"True. I wonder what got into them." Pein said flatly.
Konan rolled her eyes and grabbed Pein by the hand, pulling him towards their room.
"You can be very dense sometimes Nagato. Luckily you have me to help you understand things like this..." Her eyes were narrowed dangerously as she closed their room's door with a thud then locked it behind her.
Deidara and Sasori were trying out the green room for the first time while Kisame and Suigetsu took refuge in what had become their personal space, the Blue Room. This, unfortunately, left Karin to handle all four of the children. She was not very enthused about it all, but she was sure she'd get her revenge some day.
Besides her, the only ones who seemed not to be very much in the mood were Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan was reading his Jashinism prayer book for the millionth time, while Kakuzu counted his newly acquired cash for the eighth time. Once he was sure he had not been shorted though, Kakuzu put his money down and finally noticed that he and Hidan seemed to be the only adult males in the building not having sex. He frowned. There was just something bothering him lately and he needed to clear it up.
"Hidan." he said, much more gruffly than he intended.
"Wha?" Hidan asked, not looking up from his book nor taking his hand off his necklace.
"At least have the decency to finish the word." Kakuzu nagged.
Hidan sighed, noticing that something was up with his lover. He lifted his eyes away from his book so they met with acid green and said,
"What the hell has your panties in a knot?"
"Why do you love me?"
This question had been burning a hole in Kakuzu's soul for some time. See, he knew that Hidan loved him. That was not longer a problem, and he was no longer worried that he would take his beloved heart from his chest. Now he was only left to wonder why someone like Hidan would even fall in love with someone like him. He wasn't particularly good looking, not with all his scars. He was old as hell too, even if it didn't show much in his skin. He definitely wasn't nice, especially not to Hidan. He was downright greedy and he and Hidan had little in common besides both being blood-thristy criminals who happened to get thrown into a high-security, gay-loving, experimental whack-job of a prison together. Kakuzu was curious what Hidan's answer to his question would be. Really, why did he love him?
Hidan looked taken aback by the question, but only for a moment. He rested his chin on his fist, obviously thinking the question over in his mind. Then he just nodded to himself and said frankly,
"The sex is good."
As you can imagine, Kakuzu was not pleased by this answer. In almost a second flat he had Hidan by the hair and was preparing to slam the Jashinist's face into the table until Hidan yelled,
"Wait wait! Ok! Let me finish! Dammit!"
Kakuzu released his lovers white mane and waited with growing anger for Hidan's continued answer. Hidan sent him a glare as he smoothed back his hair(rhyme!) then said,
"I love you because the sex is good. BUT! Not just good but like, great! I mean, really, really, really fucking good!"
"Hidan, this better be going somewhere, or else Mei will have one less parent." Kakuzu threatened.
Hidan sighed then lifted up his hands as if he were going to count what he was saying on his finger tips.
"Whenever you touch me... it's like torture. The places you kiss burn like ice. My body is so out of fucking control whenever you're around that it makes me want to run away and never come back! You make me hurt so bad so that I want to die! It kills me! Every time we fuck you fucking kill me! Your kisses make me choke! Your fingers carve Jashin damn craters in my body they feel so fucking good. Your dick is so huge every time you shove it in my ass it's like you're ripping me apart. It hurts like a bitch but damn it makes me shiver like a girl. Your cock is so fucking hard and it feels like fire when it's deep into me and when I come it's like acid-"
"Stop."
Hidan stopped instantly. Kakuzu, who was holding his head in his hands, didn't want to look up because he knew he'd see that stupid, cocky smile plastered on his idiot of a husband's face. He didn't even look up when Hidan stood right in front of him and grabbed a hold of his jumpsuit with polished hands.
"Loving you is hell. The best damn hell there ever was."
The next second, Hidan's mouth was full of Kakuzu, and his hair was getting messed up again as the elder man grabbed a fistful of it once more, making sure to grip it tight, not wanting to lose any control over the lewd body in his grasp.
Soon he was pulling Hidan towards the Black Room. Who cared if it was under construction? It would serve well enough for their needs. As they made their way to the room, Hidan and Kakuzu passed by Naruto and Sasuke who were making their way outside. Kakuzu and Sasuke exchanged smirks while Hidan and Naruto just winked at each other in amusement.
All of them were thinking the same thing:
If the prison's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!
Well... they were all thinking something along those lines! XD
Man! I LOVE cheesy endings! So.... next chapter, basically the whole things just gonna be one long lemon. Yay!
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