Chapter 45: Get It Up

Naruto moaned in approval as Sasuke nibbled at the nape of his neck with talented lips that craved his lovers tanned flesh. He forced the blonde against a wall just outside in the open area of the prison. The sun had just set, and the sky was filling with stars as their heated embraced filled the air with the sounds of passion. Sasuke's fingers entwined in Naruto's and he lifted up his arms and pushed them back on the wall, arching Naruto's back so Sasuke could slide his leg in between his lover's thighs inconspicuously. A scream echoed against the walls that were enclosing them as Naruto threw his head back with enthusiasm.

Sasuke lifted up his head and parted his lips from Naruto's skin. Naruto's head fell to rest on Sasuke's shoulder and the Uchiha let his arms move down to the blond's waist. After a minute of heavy panting Naruto asked,

"Wh-where are all the guards?"

Sasuke smirked and said before lifting Naruto's chin into a kiss,

"They must have noticed it's mating time."


Sono ground his teeth together in anger as he watched the screen showing Sasuke and Naruto making out in the outside area of Kure-Ji-Kira. He was wondering where the hell the guards were as well. His eyes flickered around at all the different screens in his office. They covered the entire wall, and nearly half of them showed a different view of a couple having sex somewhere in the prison.

How he hated them all. Deidara and Sasori were enjoying the green room with it's exotic plants and hammock bed, completely unaware of how much work he had put into making that room so damn special. Kisame and Suigetsu, the disgusting father and son, had already done it once, and were on their second round. Sure, he was in love with his own brother, but at least he wasn't in lusting after his father!

Finally he caught a glimpse of the guards on one of the monitors. He looked harder at the screen, trying to figure out where they were. He then saw a cell door open, and Karin stepped out, holding back Aki and Ueno.

Sono turned away from the screens like he always did when he caught sight of those two. It hurt him more than he could describe, and it just made him hate the prison and everyone in it even more. He took his eyes away from the monitors just in time to miss what was happening outside of Karin's cell.

The guards were two very large, but not entirely moronic, men. Both were broad shouldered and thick skinned, they looked like they could've been body guards if they had wanted to. It seemed as if they were the only guards stationed inside the prison that night, everyone else was patrolling at the front entrance. As Karin opened her cell door the guard on the right was smiling while the one on the left had a look of complete aloofness on his face.

"Let us out!" Aki and Ueno yelled in unison. A vein began to pulse in Karin's neck as she pushed the twins back into the room behind her. The guard on the left held out a ring of keys and the one on the right raised an eyebrow.

"Everybody else is partying tonight. Should we be left out of the fun?" he asked.

Karin smiled and behind her glasses her eyes flashed. Suddenly she hopped forward and wrapped her arms around the smiling guards shoulders.

"Tomoe!"

When they broke apart she turned back to the monotonous guard and said,

"Morinaga, thanks for babysitting!"

"They're good kids." he replied monotonously.

Karin just giggled as Tomoe whisked her off her feet and carried her to the guard room. When Morinaga entered the cell, three children pounced on him instantly.

"What's going on out there?" Mei asked insistently.

Morinaga cracked a smile as Mei, Aki, and Ueno glared at him.

"You don't want to know." he replied. "How about we just play a board game until your mother comes back."

"We already started a game of Scrabble with Jugo and Kabuto. Oro's winning of course."

"Oh?" Morinaga looked up to see Kabuto and Jugo wave at him. "Karin made it seem like everyone was out... doing stuff."

"She was just exaggerating because she wanted to be with Tomoe." Kabuto rolled his eyes.

"Morinaga!" Mei tugged on his shirt lightly. "Tell us about the outside again!"

Kabuto and Jugo gave the guard warning glances. Morinaga just laughed and patted her on the head.

"Someday you'll see it yourself."

"How do you know?" she pouted.

He pointed over to Chibi-oro who was concentrating very hard on what to make out of his letters. The guard then whispered in Mei's ear,

"The other day I heard Oro saying he would get you out of here no matter what it took."

Mei's eyes widened, then she smiled.

"Yeah!"


Kakuzu sucked viciously at the tender, sensitive skin around Hidan's nipples. He left mark after mark, claiming for the billionth time that Hidan was his and belonged in no ones arms but his. He wished the marks he made on his lovers body would never go away, but then again, then he'd never get to make more. Finally Hidan moaned in his arms and pushed back so he could look down at his chest. When he saw the hickeys Kakuzu had just made his pink eyes widened and he said,

"I wanna make one!"

Kakuzu rolled his eyes as Hidan leaned down and licked then bite lightly on tan skin. After a minute Kakuzu grew bored and his hand drifted towards Hidan's waist, then lower to his backside. Hidan gasped, then pulled back, looking for the mark he made. When he didn't see anything on Kakuzu's skin he pouted.

"Stupid thing isn't working." He growled.

Kakuzu just chuckled, pushed Hidan so he was laying on his back, and moved his mouth so it was inches above his lovers pant line. He stared Hidan down with acid eyes as he spoke softly,

"You have to use your lips, not your tongue. The trick is the suction."

He proceeded to show Hidan exactly how it was done, slowly moving downwards until finally he got to use his sucking skills in another manner. For a minute Hidan just writhed beneath him, then finally,

"Kakuzu! Fuck! I can't take it anymore! You've gotta shove something inside me now!"

Even Kakuzu, who was used to his lover's vulgarity by now was a bit taken aback by this particular sentence. That of course didn't stop his from inserting his fingers right that moment. Hidan clawed at the floor as Kakuzu quickly prepared him and readied himself to enter. He groaned as he felt Hidan's entrance constrict around his fingers as he removed them. It was like Hidan was twitching for him to enter. He quickly pushed past the ring of muscle and slammed into his screaming lover with all the force he had.

"Fuck yeah! Kakuzu! I'm gonna cum already!" Hidan's voice cracked as he was pounded into repeated and without mercy.

"You're acting like a nymphomaniac, idiot. Have some better restraint." Kakuzu teased.

"I can't! Bastard! You're too damn good! AAAAHH!!"

Kakuzu lifted Hidan into his arms and squeezed him as tight as he could, nearly shutting off his airway and making him pass out. Hidan gasped for air as Kakuzu loosened his hold him and said smartly,

"I would tell you to try and recite Pi in your head to help you calm down, but somehow I don't think you know Pi, so I have to make you calm down myself if I want this to last long at all."

"The fuck is pie? There aint any pie here. That hurt, asshole!"

Kakuzu smiled, kissed Hidan on the corner of his mouth and said, "My point is proven." He then went back to thrusting himself deeper inside his lover. Hidan instantly started moaning and digging his fingers into the ridges of his lover's skin.

A few seconds later he came furiously, shaking his head and yelling at the top of his lunges, completely surprising Kakuzu. As he hung his head and began panting Kakuzu scowled and mocked,

"I thought you said that hurt?"

"Didn't say it felt bad..." Hidan replied.

Kakuzu groaned and muttered, "Stupid masochistic freak..."

"That's funny coming from the sick sadist still horny as hell inside me."

Kakuzu thrust roughly and Hidan whimpered then glared playfully. Kakuzu suddenly began stroking Hidan's back and moving slowly inside him, making sure to rub his prostate as he did. Hidan shuddered as he felt Kakuzu's rippling muscles slide against his body.

"Hmph," Kakuzu muttered as he nibbled on the corner of Hidan's ear, "Now I have to go through all the trouble of getting you hard again."

"I love you."

Kakuzu halted his thrusting and touching of Hidan and scowled in confusion.

"That was random." he said flatly.

Hidan's face went from a scowl to a smile quickly as he laughed. "It's 12:34. You're supposed to tell someone you love 'um at 12:34. Get it, 1, 2, 3, 4?"

"Oh," Kakuzu muttered, "So that's the only reason then?"

They locked eyes then Hidan smiled lightly.

"Nah, I just love you. You make me too horny for me not to love you. If you aren't attracted to someone then you shouldn't love them like I love you."

"That's pretty deep coming from someone like you." Kakuzu replied.

"I know, right! Damn, I'm smarter than you think!"

"Sure you are." Kakuzu joked as he leaned down to place kisses along Hidan's neck. Through moans Kakuzu heard Hidan mumble,

"Do you love me?"

Kakuzu stopped and locked his eyes with Hidan's.

"Yes. My one true heart will always belong to you... and I'll give you proof..." he thrust suddenly and held Hidan close to him, "but after this..."

Chills flew up Hidan's spine as Kakuzu's manhood pounded into him for the rest of the night until finally they had both cum so much they barely had any energy left. Before they drifted to sleep Kakuzu sat up and moved to the other side of the room for a few minutes. Hidan noticed he was missing his lover's warmth and sat up blearily, ignoring the dull ache in his backside. He saw Kakuzu in a corner and went over to him.

"Wha are you doin'?" he asked as he rubbed his eyes and yawned sleepily.

Kakuzu turned around, holding a wooden box in one hand. As he opened it he said firmly,

"Proof."


And that... was the last straw for Sono Yamada.

They say the people who guard a mental hospital always become a little bit crazy themselves. Well then, what happens if you guard a mental hospital full of murderers?


First of all, let me clarify about Karin getting with that guard: BITCH DESERVES IT. SHE FUCKING GOT BETRAYED AND ALMOST KILLED, OK! Ehem, *spoiler warning, btw*

So... Sasuke sacrificed her in the manga, and I realized that she didn't have anyone in my story, so I gave her someone. Even if just a random OC... at least she seems happy. So no, I don't give a FUCK if you think straight sex is gross, because I LOVED Karin and she will be missed. Unless of course she's not gonna die. In which case... well yeah that'd just be cool.

Also, sorry about the cliffhanger, because it might take me a while to update. Just know that I will never, ever abandon a story on fan fiction. Ever. That's annoying and fucking stupid and I would never do it to you people.

Happy Valentine's Day!(my most despised holiday)

That's all for now. Peace out.

KeikoPanda102