Chapter 48: Naruto Shippuden Ending 10(go look it up)

"Really, Dad?" Mei nearly shrieked into Aki's ear. "I don't have to go to school anymore?"

"Nope! We've got masters of almost anything you need to know right here. Plus there's Oro who's just a fucking genius. Aki and Ueno have been learning from him and Kisame, so now I guess you can too."

As Hidan walked away to go mess with Deidara Mei turned to Aki and Ueno and asked,

"What kinda stuff is Uncle Kisame teaching you?"

"Science mostly. Especially anatomy. We get to dissect all kinds of stuff!" Ueno replied.

"I like the chemistry. We've been starting to learn how to put elements together to make certain compounds." Aki added.

"I don't know if I really like science all that much..." Mei muttered. "I like to fight and I'm really good at sneaking around and lying. What kind of class would that be?"

Both Aki and Ueno shrugged in response. Mei then noticed Orochi over in the corner and walked towards him, Aki and Ueno obediently following after her. While Mei began talking to Orochi about his favorite subject Aki whispered to Ueno, then Ueno giggled and nodded suspiciously.

"I mostly like writing. I think I might be a novelist. From the sound of what you like to do you could be an actor or a spy or something. Maybe go into-"

"ORO AND MEI, SITTIN' IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE, THEN COMES A BABY IN A BABY-CARRIAGE!"

Mei blushed angrily as both Aki and Ueno roll onto the ground laughing together. Orochi stood up from beneath the tree in the garden and crossed his arms over his chest as he looked down on the twins with contempt.

"You two can't talk. Especially about kissing in trees." He whispered so Mei couldn't hear what he said.

The color drained from both the twins faces. "You saw?" Aki asked. Orochi just nodded his head with a cool confidence.

"Don't make fun of Mei anymore or I'll tell her about you two."

The twins both nodded their heads up and down quickly. Orochi smirked, pushed his glasses up, then called back to Mei who was watching them all with a confused look on her face.

"Let's go watch some tv, Mei."

She glanced once more at Aki and Ueno, wondering what Orochi could have said to them to make them look so tweaked, then followed Orochi inside.

As they stepped inside they saw Naruto and Sasuke heading out the door.

"Bye Mei!" Naruto waved cheerfully.

"Where are you going?" She asked, a bit upset that they were leaving, since she had just gotten there.

"Well, we don't even live here." The blonde replied. "We just came to visit and see you because we were worried about you after the escape."

"Where do you live then?" She asked.

"In another town not far from here." Sasuke said through a yawn.

"All of our old friends live there and they helped us hide out for a while until our escape calmed down." Naruto added.

"Will you come and visit again?" She asked hopefully.

"Believe it!" Naruto said with a wink.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and pulled Naruto out the door muttering, "Come on, Dobe."

Hidan, who had been talking to Nagato, Kisame, and Konan overheard Mei's conversation with Sasuke and Naruto and decided to ask the others something that had been on his mind for a while.

"I've been wondering..." he began, "How come there weren't any warrants for our arrest when we broke out? We were high security and stuff, weren't we?"

Kisame nodded and scowled. "I had been wondering the same thing. I think the reason was because of Sono Yamada's actions on our last day. The whole prison was privately owned and run, so the police really had no jurisdiction. Obviously they would want to warn the public if criminals were on the loose, but I just don't think they were in a real hurry to get us back. I don't think they had anywhere to put us, and I think they were a bit ashamed at the way we escaped."

Nagato and Konan nodded in agreement.

"Is... is Kure-Ji-Kira still open?" Hidan asked, instantly thinking about Kakuzu.

Konan sighed. "Well, there is one way to find out." She went into her room then returned with her laptop. She got on the internet and typed in the URL for the old Kure-Ji-Kira porn sight. It seemed as if everyone's breath was held while the page loaded. Even Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, and Zetsu had come to see the situation.

The page finally loaded to see the same entry page as the first time Hidan had ever seen it. Except this time, instead of seeing himself, there was a much uglier boy shooting semen all over his chest. Hidan grimaced at the sight, and so did everyone else. This was the thing they had been desperate to leave behind.

"looks like it's still going. Who's running it though?" Konan asked.

"Maybe it'll show. Yamada always used to make video's of himself telling something about the video to someone was trying to watch." Nagato explained.

Suddenly, something caught Hidan's eye that nearly sent him into a frenzy.

"Click there!" he said hastily. Konan clicked to where he was indicating and as soon as it loaded, all of them gasped in disgust. Tobi covered his eye and Hidan had to hold himself back from killing the nearest thing to him.

The screen showed a freeze-frame of Kakuzu. Nude, covered in bruises, blood dripping from his mouth, tied to the wall and obviously drained of any power he had. And that was just the preview picture.

"It's a live video." Konan whispered. "Should I click it?"

Hidan just nodded, not trusting himself to be able to speak calmly just then. Konan clicked the video and instantly the picture changed from Kakuzu to a sleazy looking man in a cheap suit who said,

"Welcome! Thank you for funding Kure-Ji-Kira and I truly hope you enjoy this video. See, Kakuzu here tried to escape. Again. As you probably know, that is not tolerated here at Kure-Ji-Kira. So, we've hooked Kakuzu up to the 'ole arousal machine. Now Kakuzu has a constant stream of adrenaline and hormone inducing drugs pumping through his body twenty-four seven, so he never goes limp, but of course he cannot climax either. Man, that must be painful! Also, he has a few wires set up so if his heart rate begins to decrease, he'll get a light little shock and wake right back up! So far this is his fourth hour of this. Let's see how long he can last this time!"

As the member's of Akatsuki watched, Kakuzu seemed to come a little bit out of a trance. His head bobbed up and down a bit then he seemed to tense. Next thing they knew he had spit on the nameless announcer then smirked.

"I'm not gonna play your stupid games. Keep me up here all you want, I'll find a way to get out and see Hidan."

Hidan felt his heart stop when he heard Kakuzu's voice through the computer. He even reached out and touched the screen, despite every one around him. All of a sudden, Tobi gasped.

"Tobi knows him! He was an inmate like us!"

Nagato and the others take another look at the announcer again and then they all nod.

"You're right. He is. How did that happen?"

Hidan wasn't paying attention. He was still staring dead at the screen where Kakuzu was getting hit across the face by some random inmate, then having obviously freezing water thrown on him. That set off the electric shock and it felt as if Hidan could feel the electricity just as much as Kakuzu. He couldn't breath until Konan placed a hand on his shoulder and gave him a concerned look. He relaxed and let himself exhale. Konan smiled then gave Hidan a determined look.

"So?" She asked. "Are we going or not?"

Hidan's reply was just to smirk and close the laptop. The others cheered and could feel the excitement build as they formulated plans for getting into the prison and getting out with Kakuzu.

Unfortunately, they didn't know that the kids had overheard everything, and were just then starting to make their own plans...


They left that day, Hidan practically screaming at Zetsu when he had preposed that they wait until they were more prepared. Hidan just kept seeing Kakuzu's face and hearing his voice and knew that he had left his lover in the prison far long enough. Just how many times had Kakuzu tried to escape? How many times had he been tortured for his attempts?

Hidan was determined to rescue his husband if it was the last thing he did. He gave Mei a hug and told her that he would be back with her father.

Little did he know that the second he left out the door, her, Orochi, and the twins all snuck around the back and climbed into the back of one of the vans they were all taking to get to Kure-Ji-Kira. Just as they were hiding themselves they heard,

"And what do you all think you're doing?"

"Damn it." Mei cursed as they all turned around and saw Suigetsu staring down at them with one raised eyebrow.

"So you guys want to help, huh?" He asked casually.

They nodded, wondering what exactly he could be thinking. He turned behind him to see Kisame walking over and he whispered to them as he shut the door,

"Don't you dare get in trouble or your mother would kill me."

All the kids exhaled as they heard the door lock and Kisame say,

"What're you doin' kid? It's almost time to go."

"I am so not a kid anymore, Old man." Suigetsu replied

"Aw, you'll always be my kid." Kisame chuckled.

"The incest jokes are getting kinda old, you know." Suigetsu's voice started to fade and soon after the car turned on and began driving. Orochi knelt next to the other three kids and said confidently,

"So, does everyone know the plan?"

"We're going to rescue Usa-chan!" the twins cheered in unison.

"Sssshhh!" Mei shushed them then glanced towards the front of the van.

Orochi nodded then added, "And we need to try and help the grown ups as much as we can."

"Right!" the other three whispered cheerfully.

In the front of the van, Hidan was bouncing so much in his seat Pein was extra glad he didn't let Hidan drive. Hidan, in an attempt to distract himself, asked Pein,

"So how come you went back to your old body?"

"My true body is rather weak. I don't like to strain myself too much."

"Why'd you make Konan stay home?"

"She cannot be in danger." he scowled.

Hidan mirrored his scowl, thinking the same thing about the ones he loved. They should never be in danger either. The fact that he had let Kakuzu live alone for so long was so horrible that now he had a growing ball of anger and destruction swirling in his stomach. He knew the only thing that would make it go away was seeing Kakuzu.

They pulled the cars up to the side of the huge building and parked them in the shadows. Suigetsu went around and opened up the back of the van the kids were hiding in. he held up a finger to his mouth then whispered,

"Wait a few minutes to come out."

They all nodded as he closed the doors. After a minute or two they tried to open them and found that they had been locked inside somehow.

"Dad did that on purpose." Aki muttered in an annoyed tone.

"Now we just wait I guess." Mei said as she sat back against the side.

Suigetsu snickered as he walked along side Kisame and they snuck in the back guard entrance to the prison. Karin's husband and former guard had given them the keys and a map of the building. Luckily. no new security had been put in place in the year they had been gone.

They made their way past the therapy room and Kisame made a face as if he smelled something disgusting.

"It just feels wrong to be back here again."

Somehow, Suigetsu felt like his father was remembering his time with Itachi, so he took the man's blue hand in his and pulled him a little to the side.

"Where are we going?" Kisame asked.

"I promised the kids Id get them their rabbit back." Suigetsu replied.

"I'll come too." Karin said suddenly. "You guys wouldn't be able to find anything without me."

The three of them went to the left while the others kept going straight. After a minute of nothing Tobi whispered,

"Where is everybody? Tobi is a good boy..."

"They're going to see us on the camera's soon. We need to get Hidan as close as we can to the Black room before that happens." Pein instructed.

"The Black room? You think that's where Kakuzu is?" Hidan asked.

"I'm sure of it." Pein replied.

"The Black room, huh?" Hidan muttered. "Brings back memories."

Just as he spoke, alarms went off all around them, alerting them that they were about to be accosted by the prison guards. They took off at a run, down the hallway of the special rooms. As they are just going past the Blue room, guards rushed down the front of the hall and out behind them, trapping them in the middle. Their pack pushed forward, trying to reach the Black room door.

Suddenly, the door of the room they were trying to reach opened, and out stepped the new head of the prison who asked, "what's going on-?" just before Zetsu's slammed him against the wall and Hidan skidded through the now open door, closing it and having it lock instantly behind him.

As the sound of fighting became muffled, Hidan felt the familiar cool air hit has face as he panted, trying to regain his breath. After a minute he looked up at the room he had visited so many times with Kakuzu. It looked the same except for Kakuzu hanging on the wall on the other side of the room. He looked as if he was passed out for a moment and Hidan's heart leapt as he rushed over to him.

"Kakuzu you asshole wake up!"

Kakuzu seemed to snap out of his dead-like trance and lifted his head up just enough to see Hidan run towards him though blurry eyes. He chuckled.

"I must be dreaming. Hidan looks really hot in this dream..."

Next thing he knew, Kakuzu had Hidan's hand smacked across his face and yelling in his ear,

"Snap the fuck out of it!"

"Hidan?" Kakuzu muttered as his vision became more clear and he watched the Jashinist untying and removing the many chains and locks that were holding him up. Hidan didn't say anything as he focussed on getting Kakuzu out of the shock machine and away from the chemical's that were keeping him backed up. When the last chain fell and Kakuzu was released he nearly collapsed upon the ground. His entire body was weak except for his cock which was still unbearably hard from all the adrenaline rushing through his system. He stared at Hidan and tried to talk as he stuttered out,

"Hidan? It's- its really you? I tried to escape and come find you! I tried thousands of times but- Holy shit you looks so good right now. Is it bad that I wanna fuck you right this minute?"

"Shut up!" Hidan said. That was when Kakuzu noticed the white haired man had tears running from his pink eyes in pools. Hidan bit his lip as he struggled to lift Kakuzu into a standing position. Kakuzu exhaled then smiled.

"You telling me to shut up is funny. Why are you crying moron?"

Hidan glared just before he smashed his lips onto Kakuzu and let his tongue taste his lover's mouth for the first time in at least a year. Kakuzu was still a little too weak to really kiss him back but he still loved the feel of Hidan's lips on his. When Hidan pulled away his lower lip was trembling and his voice cracked when he said,

"I left you! I fucking left you here to rot in the shit-hole for a whole year! I'm a piece of shit and a douche-bag and just a fucking horrible dick and-"

"Hidan." Kakuzu interrupted. "I told you to go. Being alone in here was still better than having you and Mei live through this hell with me. I missed you both though. So, so much."

Suddenly Kakuzu groaned and winced, making Hidan glance down and notice the huge erection his lover was sporting. Hidan smirked and sat Kakuzu against the wall as he said,

"Can't be helped."

"What're you-? OH!" Kakuzu exclaimed as Hidan wrapped his lips around the swollen length. As Hidan continued to suck feverishly, Kakuzu felt some of his strength return. With each lick of Hidan tongue along his shaft he shuddered violently and clenched his fists in pleasure.

"Hidan- ah- You have no idea how long i've- shit- been wanting to feel you're lips around- OH!- me! I love you so much!!"

Hidan tried to say, "I love you too," but his mouth was a little busy at the moment, so he just hummed it and pushed Kakuzu straight over the edge. Kakuzu grabbed a hold of Hidan's hair and pulled as he spilled enormous amount of cum into his lover's mouth. Hidan started to choke as Kakuzu rode out his orgasm but pushed back his gag reflex until his mouth was full. He pulled away from the now flaccid dick and spit the cum onto the floor next to them.

Even though he was exhausted, Kakuzu still managed to pant out,

"Did I just see you spit Hidan? I'm going to have to retrain you to swallow all over again."

Hidan smiled then wrapped his arms around Kakuzu's neck until Kakuzu found enough strength to hold him as well. Not long after, they heard a banging on the door.

As Hidan helped him stand up and get some shorts on, Kakuzu muttered,

"I really hope that's Pein and not that asshole who's been in charge since you killed Yamada."

Hidan smirked confidently. "It is."

They opened the door slowly only to be greeted by...?


OH DAMN I AM EVIL! CLIFFHANGER'S ARE AWESOME! THOUGH I KNOW YOU ALL HATE THEM. LOL!

Anyway, only two more chapters to go! Let's see how thing's will wrap up!!! Review!

KeikoPanda102(Got control of the story back from Deidara. Had to bribe him with Pop Rocks.)