Author's notes

Hello good people of Fanfic, let me just say thank you for choosing my story for you to read this is in fact my first "thing" so I would appreciate any critique you may have.(Flamers are always welcome :D)

If it's too short let me know on ways to improve


It was a warm day at the outpost known as 2Fort. But contrary to it's simple appearance something major was about to happen. The only person on the bus (besides the bus driver) was a boy around 18. The driver of the bus picked him up 18 hours ago from a bus stop in Manhattan, he was the only person to get on. The bus driver knew there were 8 other people coming to this remote location south of nowhere. He decided to wake the young man up because they were only a few miles from there destination.

"Wake up there sleepy head will be there in a few minutes!"

"What the hell....," the boy said "It's like 7 A.M. Give me a few more minutes ma!"

After a few more muttered words he woke up, the bus then pulled up to the red side of their destination.

"Yo thanks for the ride there!" the boy said waving goodbye.

The bus driver chuckled to himself "If ya only knew what you were getting into "Rapid Recovery" is right"

The boy oblivious to this looked around at his surroundings. He noticed a blue bus pull up with a near look alike of himself get off. He waved, but the boy gave him the finger and walked into the blue building.

"Wow what an ass." he said. He walked through the tunnels and noticed a few things wrong. One the cows, were fake he tried touching one, but it fell over immediately. Two, the desert they were in appeared to go on forever, and finally. Three, there was a strange absence of people. He continued up the stairs to so walk into a room, it had 2 exits. One which led to the "battlements", and a second, which led to a area on as the intelligence. He decided to go into the second door.

"Wow this seems like a pretty freakin desolate place, no on even here, OH CRAP!"

He turned around to see a man wearing a Boonie hat and mirrored glasses.

"Whoa, mate don't worry I'm here for my job, Precision Elimination!" he answered.

"Well maybe you can help you can help me find my way around here."

The man thought about it for a sec, and then agreed. After walking down the stairs they entered a room with two more pathways that appeared to lead to the same place, they agreed to split up and take the two separate paths. They of course met up on the other side they saw 7 more people each sitting down in a room with a large TV and multiple consoles. They walked into the room and where they were greeted by a cold female voice.

"You are late, this is unacceptable!" the voice yelled. The boy cringed, and looked around. He almost chuckled to himself after seeing the other people in the room. There was a man who was wearing a doctors coat, and inspecting something that looked like a ray gun, standing next to him was a short man with a hardhat on, he was putting vials of some red stuff in a container. There was a black man(he kinda stood out)who appeared to be EXTREMELEY drunk. He turned around to be met face to face with a man in a military style suit.

"What's your name MAGGOT, or should I call you FAGGOT!" the man yelled only two inches from his face.

"Well um..... my friends call me..."

"SCREW YOUR NAME PRIVATE, IN HERE UNTIL THAT LADY GIVES YOU A PROPER DESIGNATION YOU WILL CALLED PRIVATE TWINLKE TOES!!"

The boy began seriously considering running back to Boston.

"Enough," the voice said again, "it is about time I give you your formal introductions. You will now be known as the Scout your name no longer matters."

"But.........." the Scout said. He could almost feel the voice staring at her"

"You doctor will now be called Medic." The doctor nodded. "Sergeant, your designation is Soldier, you over in the corner." The drunk black man looked up.

"Aye, am I the Black Scottish Cyclops!" he broke down in laughter before falling back asleep.

"(sigh) no toy will be called Demoman, you with the hardhat, you will be Engineer. The Australian man you from now on will be the Sniper. She went on like this until everyone had a name.

"You have all been called here because of your skills and abilities, you will assist us in keeping order between our rivals BLU."

Suddenly multiple alarms went off, and the cold voice began yelling. "Alert mission begins in 20 minutes. Your weapons are in the resupply rooms."

The Scout sat there for a moment realizing that in a few moments he was going to fight. He looked at the Spy again he looked familiar, kinda like the guy his mom was dating, but you know he is a spy.

He felt something sharp prick his arm. "OWWW!! WHAT THE HELL DOC! AW!" the Medic had pricked his arm with a needle and given it to the Engineer.

"Zhere iz no need to worry Scout it iz only ze experiment. Ja?"

"Better no be makin no freakin clones of me..." the Scout said (who was paranoid of doctors and the Soldier).

"Zhere is no need to worry about that mon friend I can barley stand one of you! HAHAHA!" the Spy said."

The Scout simply walked towards the resupply room. He noticed he had multiple choices. He looked at something called the Force a Nature. "Ha, more like the Force a Fail, lame" He decided to take something called a scattergun(he fired a few times) a pistol, and something called the Sandman. He then went back to the intel room to see that the route towards the large TV had been replace by a glass wall. He noticed the Engineer building something that looked like a turret.

"Yo, Engineer what's up with that thing?" the Scout asked.

"Oh, it's a little somethin' they gave me." It suddenly morphed into a double barreled mini gun thing. "WHOO-WHEE, this thing sure is a beauty, all I have, to do is hit, her with mah wrench, and presto! They also gave me a healing sorta thing kinda like the doc, but smaller. Refills ammo and everything, they even gave me a teleporter. 11 P.H.D.s won't prepare ya for this!" the Engineer said absorbed in his work.

The Scout was stunned, healing rays, teleporters, who would've guessed! He walked up to the battlements to find the Spy talking with Sniper."

"Ah good ta see ya mate! I was just showin Spy here my secret weapon." the Sniper grinned

"It's piss in a jar you imbecile!" The Spy yelled

"Wow Snipes that's inventive, besides Spy you got nothin to show!" the Scout said chuckling, wow after seein Engie's stuff maybe it kill on contact.

"Ah my ignorant friend," the Spy said disappearing from sight, "I count invisibility as quite a trick."

"Wow, all I got a lousy shotgun and a bat called "Sandman"!"

"Mission begins in 60 seconds!"

"Better get ready, mate" the Sniper chuckled.

Well it's time to get ready the Scout thought I hope I survive this!