The Ice king was sitting on his throne, showing a frustrated look on his face as he mumbles quietly to himself. Gunter waddled toward him.
"Wack!", Gunter said.
"Oh Gunter," Ice King groaned, "did ya ever want something so bad you kept trying and trying until you get it?"
"Wack?" Gunter asked, putting one flipper under her beak and raising her eyebrow.
"I'm talking about getting myself a girlfriend!" Ice King exclaimed, throwing his arms in the air. "Every single time I try to invite them over, they instantly list the reasons why I'm so repulsive and Finn and Jake just COME ON by to save the day by beating the shrapnel out of me and taking my princess away! I think I'll just give it up!"
"Wack." Gunter suggested, gesturing one flipper to her side.
"Hmm," Ice King pondered, "A Princess that Finn and Jake wouldn't care about…"
The Ice King got off his throne and walked over to a wall on the other side of the room. With one finger, he pushed an icicle and a secret door opened in front of him. He lifted his gown, hopped forward, and glided down a dim stair case to a old chest. Above the chest was a sign that read 'Magical Artifacts of Artifice Magic'. He lifted the lid and rustled through the different gems, dolls, statues, trinkets, jewelry and all other kinds of mystical nick—nacks and doo—dads in the chest.
"Let's see here… Laser diamond… Magic Ghost Pouch… Demonic witching eye... A—ha!"
Ice King held up a shiny green emerald.
"The Interdimensional Emerald!"
"Wack?" Gunter asked.
"With this, I can travel to other dimensions and steal a hot princess babe from them! Finn won't give one hoot if it's a woman that Finn doesn't know thus no one will know and be the wiser!"
Ice king scurried back up the stairs and towards a computer on the other side of his throne room and inserted the emerald in a hilt shaped contraption connected to the computer.
"Alright," Ice King said, typing away on the computer's keyboard, "with this program on my computer, I can scan the dimension's females first. Also the dimension itself so I can make sure it wont kill me."
On the computer's screen, the Ice King was prompted to input what to scan with in the dimensions. He typed in 'Princess'. He then deleted the input and typed 'Hot Princess'. He deleted the input again and typed 'Smokin' Hot Princess' and pressed enter. A list of images of regally dressed females along with a paragraph description next to each one popped up on the screen one by one.
"This is weird," Ice King said. He stroked his chin, "Most of these females are weird. I mean this one is a squirrel, that one is a rabbit, this one is a tall blue cat. Hmm come to think of it, most of the princesses here are of some sort of abnormal quality actually, so I guess I can do with these gals."
"Wack!" Gunter said.
She hopped onto the desk and grabbed the mouse. She scrolled down the list and pointed towards a picture of a female Robin.
"Oh you like that one Gunter?" Ice King pondered, smirking, "Well I know I can trust your judgment, well most of the time anyway. According to the destination location it looks safe enough, kind of barren too. Alright! she will be my new princess!"
Ice King typed a way on the keyboard, and on the final key press, which was exaggerated, the emerald began to glow, causing it to shoot a laser in the middle of the room in thin air and a portal slowly began to grow from the center of the laser.
"Alright Gunter," Ice King said. "I'll be back in about an hour. Dinner is in the fridge, fill free to use the TV all you want, and remember, don't mess with the emerald. Okay?"
"Wack!" Gunter acknowledged.
"Good. Okay, here I go!"
Ice King took a running start and sprinted into the portal. As soon as his entire body was through it he began to floating in an unknown direction.
"Woah! Woah! Woah! WOOOOOOOOAH!" Ice King screamed.
After a while, he landed in a green field. The Ice King got up, while groaning, dusted himself off and looked around; there was no one in sight except for Muscle-Man carrying a net like sack of sports equipment. Ice King approached him.
"Greetings martian!" Ice king said excitingly.
"First of all my name is not 'Marsha'," Muscle-Man snarked, "it's Muscle-Man, got it? Second, who the heck are are you? The mall Santa?"
"I am the Ice King! Ice King for short, I'm looking for a hot princess!"
"You know who else is a hot princess?" Muscle-Man squinted his eyes.
"Who?! Tell me! Tell me!" Ice King began rapidity hopping up and down.
"MY MOM! HAHAHAHA!"
"Your mom is a hot princess? Wow! I gotta meet her! I bet she's kinky." Ice King raised his eyebrows twice in quick succession.
"What did you say about my mom, punk?!" Muscle-Man raised a fist and shook it in front of him with the back of it facing towards Ice King.
"I mean she likes to get down and funky if you know what I mean." Muscle-Man slightly shoved Muscle-Man twice with his elbow.
Muscle-Man moved Ice King's elbow away with his hand and stared at him menacingly. He dropped the sack of sports equipment, while keeping his gaze on the Ice king, and fished around the sack and pulled out a baseball bat.
"Batter up old man." Muscle-Man said. Slamming the bat into his other free hand repeatedly.
"Now, now," Ice King said while wagging his finger towards Muscle-Man. "you know it's not nice to throw threats at your future father."
"YOU AIN'T MY DAD!"
Muscle-Man screamed and ran towards the Ice King with his bat raised. Ice King ran the opposite direction while Muscle-Man gave chase.
Meanwhile, inside the house in the park, Mordecai and Rigby were playing a video game in the living room on the TV.
"Awww yeah! Climbing champ once again!" Mordecai said victoriously.
"Arg! One more rematch!" Rigby begrudged.
"I would be glad to kick your butt again, but we're going to see a movie with Margaret and Eileen soon, remember?"
"Oh right. I almost forgot about that."
Just then, Mordecai's pocket vibrated. He reached in to grab his phone and looked at it.
"It's Margaret. She wants us to meet her and Eileen at the coffee shop."
"Alright, let's bounce."
Mordecai and Rigby exited the house and begin to walk along a path leading out of it, but Rigby abruptly stopped.
"What the heck?" Rigby questioned.
"What are you— Woah what?" Mordecai responded.
In front of them was Muscle-Man, incarcerated in ice. He has an expression of anger on his face and has a baseball bat still gripped tightly to his hands over his head.
"Uhh… Why is Muscle Man in a block of ice?" Rigby asked. He tapped on the ice block.
"I don't know, but this is the first time Muscle-Man has ever been 'cool'." Mordecai said with a smirk.
"Haha! Nice one!"
Benson was walking along the path towards where Mordecai and Rigby are while holding a clipboard. He noticed Muscle-Man in the ice and dropped his clip board with a shocked expression on his face.
"What the heck happened to Muscle Man?!" Benson questioned, worryingly.
"We have no Idea Benson," Mordecai said, shrugging, "We were just heading to the coffee shop when we just saw Muscle Man as an ice cube."
"Well this is odd; I'll have Skips break him out. Since he is indisposed, I need you guys to take this sports equipment to the playing field for the children that are coming here for a field trip."
"No way Benson," Rigby said, "you can't make us work on our day off!"
"He's right," Mordecai said, "plus we're running late for the movies, let's pick up the pace Rigby."
Mordecai and Rigby dash off past Benson.
"GUYS!" Benson yelled. he turned red with rage, "I am your boss! I don't care if it's your day off! You guys come back here, and move this sack of sports equipment before I get really angry!"
Muscle Man's icy prison began to melt, freeing him completely, and causing him to fall face first to the ground. He slowly got up.
"Ugh," Muscle Man grunted, "thanks for getting all heated up as usual to free me, now if you'll excuse me, I got a crazy magical old man to beat up!"
"Magical old… what? Look I don't care. You can deal with that after you do the job I told you to do."
"Fine, but I WILL have vengeance. You hear me old man? VENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!"
"Oi vey…" Benson sighed, covering his face with his palm.
Meanwhile at the coffee shop, Margaret and Eileen are wiping the counters.
"I wonder where the boys are," Margaret contemplated, "they were supposed to meet us at around seven."
"They are probably being fashionably late." Eileen said, followed by a giggle.
Margaret giggled along with her, "You're probably right, I'm sure they'll be here any—"
Margaret was interrupted by the bell on the door. Ice king was leaning on the door with one arm extended against it and his head down gasping for breath.
"Hey… Do you guys carry something refreshing? I've been running around some stinking park running away from some crazy green man."
"I'm sorry sir," Eileen said, "we are currently closed and turned off our machines for the day. Would you like some tap water?"
"Yeah, that'd be gre—"
Ice king stopped himself as he raised his head and looked at the two of them.
"It's you!" Ice King said excitingly while pointing at Margaret.
"You… Know me?"
"Yes! The girl I was looking for! I saw you on my computer!"
"I… what?" Margaret said nervously.
"I've been looking for the perfect woman to be my princess and you are that lucky gal." Ice King walked closer to Margaret and extended his arm. "Come with me. You shall have your very own palace, be treated like royalty, and get some sugar from your sugar daddy."
"That's… really sweet, but I uhh… D—don't think I'm ready to be a princess just yet."
"Plus you're a little too old… no… no you're just too old for her." Eileen said, nervously.
"Age is but a number! Now come on! Please come with me!"
Ice King caressed Margaret's hand and kissed it. Margaret quickly retracted her hand and slapped the Ice King across the face.
"Hey get away from me you creep! I don't know if you're playing some game or you're just some insane old man who can't take a hint, but I am not going anywhere with you!"
"Oh well," Ice King said with a sigh, "I tried to keep it as peaceful as possible. Time to freeze you."
"Freeze me?" Margaret asked.
The ice King raised one hand and white frost shot out of his hands onto Margaret instantly freezing her. The frost ended up also going passed her and froze Eileen as well.
"Whoops!" Ice King exclaimed, "Oh well, the more the merrier. I don't see anything wrong with having two princesses!"
Ice King laid his back on the ice block, gripped it from behind him, and lifted it up.
"This has been a lot easier to do than the last time. Looks like those work out DVDs are paying off!"
Ice King slowly carried the two trapped girls on his back. On his way out the door he passed by Mordecai and Rigby.
"Hello there, cool guys!" Ice king said, nonchalantly.
"Sup old dude." Mordecai said.
Mordecai and Rigby walked into the coffee shop to find it empty.
"Margaret! Eileen! We're here!" Mordecai yelled. "Ugh, they must've headed to the theater without us."
"Nah they are just trapped in that ice block thats being carried by that old dude we just passed like a second ago." Rigby said.
"What?!" Mordecai exclaimed.
Mordecai ran to the window and pressed his hands against it. He saw the Ice King walking further away from the cafe still carrying ice block containing the girls.
"Holy crap!" Mordecai exclaimed. "Why didn't you say anything?!"
"I was about to," Rigby responded, "but then I thought to myself 'why didn't Mordecai react to Margaret and Eileen getting carried away in a block of ice by some old guy who probably also froze Muscle Man? I think I'll wait to see how long it takes him to realize that'."
Mordecai punched Rigby in the shoulder causing him to fall to the floor, grunting.
"This isn't funny dude!" Mordecai exclaimed. "Two of our friends are getting kidnapped by some crazy old guy! We gotta go after him!"
Rigby got up and the two of them dashed out the door. Eventually they caught up with Ice King at the park.
"Hey you!" Mordecai yelled out.
Ice King dropped the Ice Block and turned around.
"Oh hi!" Ice King said joyfully. "You're those cool guys that went into the coffee shop. Sorry if you're here to get the employees back so you can get some refreshing beverages, but I can't release them. They are going to become my new princesses once I return to my castle via that interdimensional gateway in the middle of that barren field!"
"It isn't that you crazy kook!" Mordecai said.
"Yeah!" Rigby said. "We're not letting you take them away for your own twisted fantasies!"
"Weeeeeeell… In that case…"
Ice King pushed the ice block on it's side and proceeded to jump on it.
"…You'll have to catch me first!"
Ice King hopped around turning himself the other direction and held his arms out and blasted a burst of frost out of his hands. The blast caused the ice block to propel behind him and slide quickly across the park ground.
Mordecai and Rigby started running after the Ice King. They eventually hit a slightly downward slope, causing Ice King to increase his speed.
"We're never going to catch up with him now!" Rigby exclaimed.
"We can't give up! We gotta keep going!" Mordecai exclaimed.
As they were running, Pops drove up next to them and started driving at the same pace as them.
"Oh hello there Mordecai and Rigby!" Pops said joyfully. "Are you running a marathon?"
"No we're not! Move over!" Mordecai demanded.
Mordecai and Rigby hopped into the back of the cart.
"Follow that old dude riding on that block of ice!" Rigby exclaimed.
"Can do!" Pops said.
Pops pushed down on the gas and instantly increased the cart's speed. Ice King noticed that they were catching up, hopped around and started using his ice powers to freeze them.
"Freeze suckers!" Ice King yelled.
Pops awkwardly avoided the freeze blasts of Ice King, swerving left and right. As they got close to the Ice King, Mordecai and Rigby climbed on top of the cart. Mordecai leaped over to the ice block, trying to keep his balance. He reached out to grab Rigby and pulled him over, while at the same time using him to whack Ice King in the face.
"Owe! That hurts!" Ice King shouted.
"That's only the beginning of your world of hurt if you don't free Margaret and Eileen!" Mordecai exclaimed.
"Well it's a little late for a epic smack down because here comes the portal!" Ice King said.
Mordecai and Rigby gasped. They and the Ice King entered the gateway. Mordecai looked around in the portal and saw the Ice King with the ice block slowly descend further into the pathway laughing. A bright light flashed in front of Mordecai and Rigby causing them to cover their eyes with held up arms.
