Thanks for the reviews guys as I said I might never stop writing this so plz grab a snack and read! (or I will send Scout to bonk you heheheh xD jk kinda)!
As Scout loaded his weapons the Medic came up to give him a pep talk.
"Ah Scout you know zat if you need me I am only ze call away, Ja?" the Medic said
"Yeah, Yeah doc I gotcha, but ya can't stop and bandage me up, so......"
"Ah zat will be no problem, zis," he said pointing his ray gun, heals broken bones, cuts, bullets wounds, fire, and can even make people invulnerable, zat iz why I have named it ze Ubercannon. Alzough I will be mainly healing ze Heavy, Soldier, Pyro, and on ze rare occasion ze Demoman."
Heh Scout remembered the Heavy that guy was obsessed with sandviches and his gun Sasha. The Pyro was a little bit more sane although you couldn't here him talk so. Although was he a he. He/She had a freakin purse.
"MEDIC!!!" the Heavy yelled
"Ah, dumpkophs!" the Medic said running off already training his ray on the Heavy
"Mission begins in 5,4,3,2,1!" the woman yelled. Oh man the Scout thought here we go.
Suddenly bullets began flying he already heard a few rockets fly. The Scout realized he better move he ran and jumped onto the roof of the bridge. He loved to run he loved the feel of....
"Yo what's up asshole"
The Scout looked up to see his BLU counterpart sprinting towards him, bat in hand, grin on his face. The RED Scout pulled out his scattergun and waited until he was point blank and then fired.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" the BLU Scout yelled.
He grinned to himself to freakin easy he jump onto the opposite battlements he saw some blue spiked things but ignored them
"NOT ONE OF YA'S GONNA SURVIVE THIS" The scout wondered who it was until some explosions assaulted him throwing him off his feet he slammed into the wall opposite of the BLU spawn. His legs were bleeding he thought he felt his bones sticking out.
"AHAHAHA!" he saw the BLU Demoman come up, "Aye,I'm gonna have fun with you boyo." The Demoman raised his bottle, but he suddenly screamed and fell to the ground, the RED Spy looked at the Demoman and said, "The Black Scottish Cyclops now extinct!"
"Wow thanks Spy I owe ya one for that."
The Spy frowned then put on a extremely fake mask that had a photo of a BLU Sniper. The BLU Scout came up.
"Hey loser, I oughta kick the shit out of ya, but Sniper, ohhhhhhh, he's got a plan for you.
"That's right mate" the Spy said with a horrible accent. Wow we are screwed.
"When he's done with ya, I'm gonna tear your head off." he then ran off.
The Spy shoved him onto his feet.
"AH! That freakin hurt!"
He walked to the battlements and jumped, when he hit the ground, he began sweating because of the shooting pain in his legs. He just sat there and his nemesis BLU Scout noticed him. He ran up with, a evil smile on his face. He felt worthless,5 minutes in and he was already dead, he hoped his mom would be ok.
"Hey there, guess he was spy no problem I'll kill you, and him. HahahaHAHAHA, AH!
Suddenly a blade appeared in his chest. It was a blade with a syringe
"I am fully charged, heheheheh." the Medic said with a evil smirk. Although when he saw the Scout his faced changed to one of compassion. He offered him his hand with a smile.
"I'm zorrry Scout could you use a hand?" he turned the Ubercannon on him, when the ray hit him he instantly felt better. His cuts disappeared, his bones melded back into place, his blood dried up, he felt stronger, he felt like he just drank 5 cups of coffee without the crash(xD).
"Wow thanks, doc my bones there fixed, and my legs!" He jogged in place just to check.
"Here take zis dumpkoph" the Medic said jokingly, tossing the Scout a can of Bonk. "It will you dodge ze bullets." The Medic was suddenly serious. "Go check with ze Engineer, Ja? He needs you to do something."
They heard a thump and them turned around to see the BLU Demoman.
"HAHA, Ya couldn't see the bombs, with bloody two eyes." He saluted
The Medic looked at the Scout, "Hopefully we will zurvive zis." The Scout was confused, but almost cried, he was gonna die, no Spy, no Medic. He was going to die. The last thing he heard was the Demoman laughing.
For a few seconds he felt like he was swimming in blackness, until a bright light shined in his face.
"What the, ah that's bright what happened!"
"HAHA, it vorks, can you believe it Scout ve should be dead, but NO!!" had the Medic been the more lively he would have done a dance. The Scout felt himself(no not like that)he could feel his legs he walked over to the resupply cabinet and picked up his weapons Scattergun, Bonk, and Sandman.
"Did you make this, doc" the Scout asked.
"No idiot I compiled your DNA into ze database, when you die you will be reconstructed here."
All of a sudden the Sniper appeared.
"BLOODY HELL, stupid spies." the Sniper yelled. He then realized he was alive he then did his jump, fist pump. The Medic then asked the Scout to go see the Engineer. The Scout jogged over to the intel room. The Scout saw the Pyro running towards him flamethrower blazing.
"AHHHH!!!!" the Scout yelled, except when the flames touched him, he was unharmed.'
"Whoa Pyro before you do that again let me know OK!"
"Mumph!" the Pyro answered.
The Scout was not surprised after all he was working with teleporters and healing rays. He found the Engineer in the corner of the intel room. Standing next to a turret with rockets on it.
"Whoa, cool Engi that's pretty high tech man what else ya got!"
"The Engineer looked up and smiled. "Well pardner, guess since you're here, my Respawn System works, anyway this little beauty," he said tapping his turret "is mah Sentry. She shoots 100, .50 caliber rounds, per second, plus it shoots anti tank missiles."
"Wow Engi hate to be shot by that."
"Anyway that lady wants, you to go down to their basement and steal their intel."
"OK got it Engi!"
He ran out of the intel room and up the stairs. He met with the Medic on the bridge. He was healing the Heavy.
"YOU YES YOU, YOU ARE DEAD!" the Heavy yelled, he saw his counterpart the Scout fall dead under the constant barrage of bullets.
"Yo, Medic can you cause a distraction really quick, so I can grab the intelligence.
The Medic of course was happy to try out his next experiment, the UBERCHARGE, which grants invincibility.
"Ja, Scout, but ze Ubercharge is not a free zing, do not zink I will be handing ze Ubercharge like zis." the Medic said obviously pleased. "Let us move Heavy SCHNELL!" They moved through the BLU base unhindered until they reached the open area next to the intelligence. A Heavy-Sentry combo open fired. The Medic pulled a lever on his Ubercannon and they were bathed in red light.(that is the Heavy and Medic) The Scout ran past the Heavy and Sentry or at least what was left of them.
"Good Luck!" the Medic yelled.
Heavy: Ah was good Chapter better then last one
Spy: Indeed reviews are appreciated, and flamers are always welcome(xD)
Pyro: Mumph Hudda Hud Mumph!
