Hey everyone I have decided at one point to go into the histories of each individual team member. Not right now but some time. I will! ENJOY!!


Scout ran as fast he could to Engineer's base he noticed Pyro by the dispenser. He gave him a quick puff of flame

"WOAH, man you gotta stop, it scares me!" the Scout said still wondering why he wasn't on fire.

"Ah, no problem he's just helpin' me guard my Sentry, not sure how them Spies do it but I can't have them getting their hands on mah Sentry!" the Engineer had a look of anger on his face.

"Do you know what they'll do Engi?"

"No, but Spy says they'll probably try to put on some kind of EMP!"

"Mission begins in 5,4,3,2,1!"

Scout heard the Sentry open fire, he decided it'd be a good idea to get the hell outta there. He heard the unmistakable, sound of two Ubers. Wait wouldn't that mean the other team has one too, Scout hoped he never had to go up against an Ubered Heavy! As he did some reconnaissance down, the tunnel he saw the BLU Demoman coming around for a sneak attack on Engineer. Scout reached for his bat.

"Hey what's up, ya one eyed drunk!" the BLU Demoman simply smiled at him, Scout noticed his sticky bomb launcher had a laser sight, and looked like it had caution tape all over. He pointed, the laser sight at the ceiling. Scout looked up they're were 14 sticky bombs on the ceiling(yes he's using the Scottish Resistance).

"HA, don't this seem familiar laddy!" Scout just sighed.

He then heard an explosion, and felt nothing. After a few seconds, he felt the familiar bright light of the respawn in his face.

"Ahhhh..... man I thought I had him!" Scout said. The guy had only one eye he shouldn't be that hard to kill. Suddenly the Spy appeared in the Respawn Center.

"Ze Pyro is ze petite merde, all he does iz run forward with his flamethrower blazing!(w+m1 pyro reference)"

"Woah, yeah I think you just suck Spy!" the Scout said with a smirk.

The Spy gave him a look of disgust and ran out of the respawn. Scout decided to take the teleporter. He stepped in it, and felt the familiar flash of light surround him. When he could see again he noticed that this area was in complete chaos. The RED Engineer, was crouched behind his Sentry, hitting with a wrench every few seconds. There were rockets hitting all around the Sentry.

"SCOUT," Engineer yelled over the explosions, I NEED YOU TO GO KILL THAT SOLDIER"

"GOTCHA!" he ran jumped off the rocks and landed on the ramp leading down to the BLU spawn. He pulled out his Scattergun and ran straight towards the Soldier.

The Soldier didn't notice him until it was too late. Let's just say there's a new decoration of Soldier on the wall(xD)

The Engineer yelled down a thanks, the Scout noticed the cart was no longer at spawn. He decided to run back to the roof that's where the Sniper was. He ran towards building up the stairs, but noticed something was wrong he sat his Scattergun by the stairs and walked up bat raised. He saw the Sniper, on the ground with blood on the floor, you didn't have to be Medic to know something was wrong. He saw his BLU counterpart. Looking at him.

"YEAH, that's right chucklenut, killed your Sniper, no one to save you now!" BLU Scout said already charging bat raised. RED Scout remembered he left his Scattergun on the steps, looks like it was gonna be a bat to bat duel! There bats clashed in mid-air with a crack. The BLU Scout obviously had the advantage due to his bat being metal, and RED Scout's being wood. BLU Scout aimed for a nice clean knock-out blow, but RED Scout blocked it. He climbed the air vents, and uttered a battle cry of, "NOW YOU"RE F***ING DEAD! (can you say the f-word in teen fan-fics)" He of course missed.. BLU Scout pulled out his pistol and shot his RED clone a few times weakaning him. He then ran and hit him the gut with his bat. RED Scout kicked him away, but BLU Scout pulled out his Scattergun.

-Ah man I can't believe I'm gonna die again- RED Scout thought.

Then he remembered the ball that came with his bat, he pulled it out and hit at the other Scout's head. This of course stunned him and he dropped the Scattergun. RED Scout crawled over picked the Scattergun. And shot his enemy off the roof. The BLU Scout screamed at the RED Scout as he fell to his death.

"I"M COMING BACK FOR YOU, AND WHEN I DO I"M GONNA (splat)!"

The Scout sat there for a second and thought.

-Well looks like I've dominated him heh-

He thought about calling for a Medic, but he was probably to busy. He just sat there and waited for the Scout to come back and finish him, but to his surprise his RED Engineer friend came up the stairs.

"Well, what happened here, pardner let me get a dispenser up for ya!" the Engineer dragged him over to the vents and dropped down a dispenser right next to him. In a few seconds the dispenser was up and healing the Scout. Of course it took a little longer then the Ubercannon, to do it's job, but it worked. The Engineer had already built up a new teleporter, and a Sentry.

"Right now she's only a level 2, but in a few minutes she'll be ready to go." the Engineer said with a smile.

"Yo, Engi," the Scout said in pain he could feel his ribs moving back into place, "Hey ya need any help with the Sentry?"

"Nah, the rest of the teams holdin off up ahead, you just stay here until you're fully healed."

All of a sudden the RED Demoman came up, "Aye lad's ya mind if I use your dispenser."

"Course not Demo, you know you're welcome here!"

The Demoman made an unusual smile and stood next to the Scout. He slowly made his way closer to the Scout.

"Aye, lad ya better be careful there's Spies round here wanna help me check?"

The Scout was so bored he agreed when they walked down the steps Demo said, "You can go first as soon as he walked through the door, he felt a sharp pain in his back.

"Well, off to visit your mother, HAHAHA!"

The familiar blackness surrounded Scout until he suddenly appeared once again in the respawn room. He quickly sprinted towards the teleporter. And the white light blinded him for a few seconds. And he saw the cart moving towards the second checkpoint. He heard the Sniper fire off a round at the incoming Heavy. The Medic was helping Heavy recovering from a nearly fatal rocket. Pyro was unhappily burning a Spy, who he/she thought was kind of attractive. Scout jumped down off the roof and landed and, narrowly avoided breaking his legs.

"Hey, Medic you need any help!" the Scout said(keeping an eye out for suspicious Demoman).

"Not right now alzough I could use a little covering fire" the Medic said.

The Scout ran off to provide a little extra fire power. The Soldier was firing his rocket launcher around the corner 'suppressive fire' more like bad aim.

"MAGGOT WE ONLY HAVE TO DEFEND FOR ONE MORE MINUTE! HELP ME DEFEND"

The Scout didn't see anyone coming so he just stood there. All of a sudden a glowing BLU Heavy came around the corner Minigun spinning. Scout made a bee-line for the safety of the roof. The BLU Heavy opened fire cutting down the Soldier . Luckily the Scout was already behind cover.

"MEDIC, we got an incoming Uber you gotta do somethin'!"

"Ah, I have ze full charge, maybe we can stop zem, LET US MOVE HEAVY SCHNELL!"

The RED Medic came out with the Heavy and Ubered him. They could not harm each other so they simply tackled each other.

"You yes you , YOU ARE DEAD!!" the RED Heavy yelled.

"Uh, oh!" the BLU Heavy said, because his Uber had depleted. The RED Heavy got out his Minigun, and finished the Heavy, Medic combo.

"Victory!" the woman said.

-Wow a minute passed already! This is easier then I thought!- the RED Scout thought. He then joined in the humiliation of the BLU team.


Scout: Wow that was pretty good work, there. But Pyro you really think the Spy looks good.

Pyro: Humph Mudumphapha!!

Engineer: Now y'all break it up, ya hear. As usual, critique is appreciated, and flamers are welcome.

Scout: But seriously Pyro, that means your gay, or.......

Pyro: MUPHHAMPUMPH!