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I stumbled out of the bushes onto the road, looking in each direction to gather my surroundings. Once I knew where I was, I started to head in the direction of the sirens. Running up the road I finally came to the sight and hid behind a tree, watching the scene infront of me.

There were four police cars, each with their sirens blaring and lights flashing. Some of the police were investigating a massive creator in the ground (compliments of Deidara), while others were rolling out the yellow tape stuff. Emily wasn't there yet, but she couldn't be far away.

Suddenly I spotted someone I knew. One of the police officers that was investigating the creator picked up something that looked like clay. He had surfy blond hair, a hansom face and shiny white teeth. I always thought he looked like a younger version of professor Lockhart from Harry Potter, so did a lot of other people. Anyways, his name was Jake and he was Emily's ex-boyfriend. He used to come to our house all the time, so we know each other quite well. He had the annoying ability of turning up when you least expected him and at the wrong times too.

I couldn't work out whether him being here was a good thing or not. He would listen to Emily, but then he may become a problem later. I don't think he ever got over Emily and to make things worse he is a really persistent and stubborn person who won't take no for an answer, which made breaking up with him extremely hard for Emily. I just hoped our plan wouldn't back fire on us because of him.

At that moment two police officers came out of the bushes.

"No sign of them, the only way we will find them now is with the helicopter or the dogs. We tried radioing in but they said both helicopters are currently in use so its gonna have to be the dogs." One of the police officers said to the others as they all stopped what they were doing to pay attention.

Oh god, this is bad, this is really bad, I thought as I watched them walk over to one of the cars. Emily where are you?

Just as the police officers got to the car Emily broke out of the bushes at a run, not looking where she was going and crashed right into one of the police. I mentally slapped myself, why was she so clumsy?

All of the police looked up to see what the commotion was.

"Oh sorry," Emily apologised to the policeman she had ran into.

"This is a restricted area, you are going to have to leave at once," the policeman said, looking down at Emily.

"No wait, I know her she's ok." Jake said, hurrying over to Emily and checking if she was ok.

The other policeman just grunted in reply and shrugged his shoulders. Taking this as a sign that it was ok for her to be there, Emily launched into her act.

"I just came to see what was happening, I've been hearing really loud bangs coming from this area and from around town. I was really scared and didn't know what to do," she said sucking up to anyone that would listen, especially Jake, not that he needed wining over.

"It's ok, everything is under control, where're just having a little difficulty catching some people. But don't worry we are very close to catching them." Jake tried to comfort her.

"That's not what's worrying me. The last bang I heard came from the town, but Crissy is in town and I'm really scarred that she would get hurt. I knew that she would try and find you guys straight away so I came here looking for her but she isn't here," at this point Emily sounded close to tears.

"You mean the culprits have gone back through the town?" asked a policeman as they all started listening to her story.

She nodded and sniffed as the fake tears started coming on. At that point I realised I probably looked too clean to have come out of a war zone. So I bent down, got some dirt and rubbed a bit on my face, arms and legs. Unfortunately I knew dirt just wouldn't cut it. I grabbed a sharp stick and cut my legs and arms in a few places. I almost cried out in pain but I held it in.

Now that I looked like I had been through some rough stuff it was my turn to act. I turned around and snuck away from the police, back down the road towards the town. It had to look like I was running away from the town, not just stepping out from behind a tree.

The last thing I heard was a policeman talking, "They must be trying to get out the way they came, cover up the trail-" and then the voices were gone as I broke into a run.

About 50m down the road I turned around and ran back. Now I shouldn't need to tell you that I felt like a complete dork, running towards something I had just ran away from, with dirt and scratches all over my body and clothes.

As I got to the clearing I saw that Emily had burst into tears, Jake was trying to comfort her and the other police were discussing what to do next. Everyone looked around as I entered the scene. Emily cried out and came running towards me with the police following her.

I fell to the ground exhausted, gasping in air from my long run.

"What happened are you ok?" Emily squealed in my ear and she hugged me and cried harder. The police came up behind her and started asking me questions.

I chocked back a sob and told them my story. "It was horrible, thaey were blowing up everything and there were bodies lying everywhere. I tried to run away and hide but they blew up the building I was hiding in as they ran past. They were heading out of town," I finished my story and burst into tears, using everything I had to not burst into laughter instead.

"Right, everyone head out! we have to catch these guys at any cost, grab the cars and head back towards town, don't leave any part of the town untouched, they might be hiding somewhere, if not we will catch them on their way out of town. Jake, you take these girls home and make sure they are alright, then head back to the station and ask for back up." the guy who was obviously in charge said.

All the others went to leave, jumping in their cars and taking off, leaving one car for Jake.

"Its all right, Crissy and I can get home by ourselves." Emily said, trying to stop Jake from coming to our house.

"Nonsense, I'm not leaving you two alone while there are dangerous criminals on the lose," Jake said, picking Emily and me off the ground.

"No it's ok, anyway, the criminals will be caught faster if you go to the station first," Emily tried again.

"No matter what you say, I am not going to leave your side until you are safely in your house." Jake persisted. He took us over to his car and made us get in.

The drive home consisted of Emily and I having an eye conversation.

"We are so screwed if he finds out," her eyes said to me, worry making them darker.

"I know! Try and keep him out side while I tell the others," I said. I had to repeat it because Jake interrupted us. It was really handy that we knew what each other was thinking just by the eyes. To other people it was just a lot of eyebrow wiggling and meaningful looks, but to us it was a whole other language.

We pulled into the drive way and I stumbled out of the car a fast as I could, trying to reach the house before anything majorly bad could occur.

"Hey, where are going Crissy? Why are you in such a rush?" Jake called out, suspicion clouding his voice.

Again I had to call up the fake tears; you'd be surprised how many times Emily and I have had to use them to get ourselves out of trouble. "I-I just need to b-be alone," I cried out, sobbing hard and letting the tears flow. Understanding flooded his face and I took off running towards the house.

I burst through the door and was met with Tobi's voice, "Crissy! What happened? Why are you covered in dirt and scratches? You're crying! Crissy what's wrong?"

I wiped the tears away and looked at the people crowding the door way. Tobi was standing at the front, his face unreadable behind the mask. Konan and Deidara were standing there with worried looks on their faces while Zetsu was looking over my shoulder and Itachi's face was, as always, emotionless.

"A police officer is out there and he is about to come inside, you guys need to hide right now! Go up stairs and wait quietly, I'll call you down when he leaves." I said hurriedly.

"What! You brought them here? You traitor, hm" Deidara said angrily.

"No we didn't, look, just do as I say and you'll be fine," I tried to get him to believe me.

"Why shoul-" he was cut off by Konan.

"This isn't the time, let's go." And she headed up the stairs with the other following her. Deidara followed muttering to himself and Itachi went last; glancing back at me just before he disappeared out of sight. His eyes were a confusing mass of questions which I couldn't even begin to understand.

I stood there for a second, confused, before I came back to my senses and glanced around the house; it was a mess. It looked as though a whole group of people had been staying here for weeks. There were dishes stacked up in the sink, papers laying everywhere, things out of place, an Akatsuki cloak over the back of the chair and dirt all over the kitchen floor.

I looked outside and saw Emily and Jake half way across the driveway, getting closer every second with Emily trying to delay them and Jake trying to get to the house.

I went into panic mode and flew around the house, trying to make it look somewhat presentable. I grabbed the cloak and chucked it in the closest, then turning my attention to everything else that was lying about. Shoving all the paper into a messy pile, pushing things back to their original place and sweeping the kitchen floor in record time I flopped down on the couch just as they came inside.

I remembered that I was suppose to be crying and put my head in my hands, sobbing every so often.

"Are you ok?" Jake asked me from the kitchen.

"Y-yeah, I just need some time to get over w-what I saw," I said in a teary voice.

"Ok, if you need someone to talk to just ring me," he said in a caring voice before turning his attention back on Emily. He was a really nice person; he just took it too far and was always trying to be there for you, even if you didn't want him to be.

I tuned back into their conversation and was happy to hear that he was leaving.

"Remember, I'm just a phone call away. I'll check up on you tomorrow to see how you are going," he said.

"No you don't have to do that, we will be ok," Emily tried to reassure him as well as make sure he didn't came back.

"Nonsense, I must come back to make sure you are ok, I-" he was cut of by a loud bang and the sound of splitting wood coming from upstairs.

I think my heart nearly stopped.

"What was that, I had better take a lo-" he started to say, taking a step back inside.

"No, that's alright I'll take a look, it's probably just a box that fell down or something," I said jumping up off the couch and running up the steps before he could get any further inside the house.

I run down the hall way and into the room that the sound came from. I opened the door to a scene of destruction.

Deidara was standing in the middle of a wardrobe. Well to be more exact, the wardrobe had fallen on top of him and shattered, so he was standing in a Deidara sized hole in the back of the wardrobe which lay face down on the ground.

All the other Akatsuki members were standing around with a look of total horror on their faces; even Itachi had an eyebrow raised.

"Oh my god," was all I could say.

"Is everything ok?" Jake's voice sounded up the stairs which made me snap back to the trouble we were in.

"Uh, yeah it- it was just something that fell down." I managed to choke out.

I backed out of the room and closed the door, turning around and making my way down the hall and back down the stairs.

I forced a smile, "Everything is ok."

Jake frowned, "Ok, just let me know if there is anything you guys need." He said before finally leaving.

I stood there, staring at the door way; I couldn't move.

"What happened?" Emily asked.

"Go and look for yourself, its not pretty." I said in a toneless voice before walking out the door and across the paddock.

I kept walking until I got to Victor's and Sammy's paddock where I sat down and leaned my head against the fence post, closing my eyes and letting the peacefulness flow through my body, washing away the anger that had welled up inside of me.

The two horses walked over to me and sniffed me, trying to figure out what was wrong. I patted their noses to reassure them when I heard Emily's shouting coming from the house. She wasn't too happy either.

I sighed and let my mind wander. I thought about what would happen now that we had the akastuki members living in our house, if our house didn't get destroyed in the process, it certainly wouldn't come out the best. I pushed that thought aside and let my mind wander to beach that was on our property. I hadn't visited it for while; maybe I should go there soon.

My thoughts were interrupted by Emily calling me back to the house.

"Crissy! Can you come back now, they're driving me crazy and Deidara and Itachi want to kill us because we know too much. Can you please come and sort this out?" she yelled to me from the front door.

I sighed again; this was going to really test my patience. Oh well, it has to be done, I thought as I made my way back to the house.


wow, i think this is the longest chapter yet!

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