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Scout woke up. He looked up at the ceiling, wow he was bored. There was nothing to do except bug Medic. After performing a solid defense against BLU yesterday, the familiar cold voice came over the intercom. She sounded extremely happy, she was even laughing. It kind of scared Scout. Their team was given the next day off. Scout decided to go down and get something to eat. He went into is closet, which contained nothing except the same outfit. Short red sleeved shirt, ankle length pants, and running socks. He decided to forget the shoes after all he wasn't going outside! He put on his clothing and ran into the kitchen/mess-hall. He looked at the time. It was 9 A.M. Since his mom wasn't here he could eat whatever he pleased. Scout looked around, for a military kitchen it was kinda tiny. There was a large table that sat nine. He ran towards a counter which he vaulted over. He opened the fridge.

"HA, jackpot!" he said with a smirk.

There was a variety of unhealthy things, which suited Scout just fine. He decided to pick up some Bonk, and some leftover streudel (German sweet). He sat down and ate alone. What was he going to do he looked around. He could go explore the base, but that wouldn't be any fun. He might get lost, or even worse...... After eating he went over to the fridge again, to see if there was anything else to eat. He looked in the back of the fridge and grinned. There was some beer, even though he was underage, who would care right. He was just about to pop the top when he felt a presence behind him.

"Ah, I see you are thirsty, Ja?" the Medic said with a smirk.

"Ahh......yeah.......you know Medic........it wouldn't you know......be a problem....or anything..." Scout said looking embarrassed, he thought about running away, but Medic would probably get him later.

"NEIN, dumpkoph say no more, if I catch you doing zis again I will not be so understanding."

He proceeded to put the bottle back in the fridge. Medic then walked back to his room to continue his examination, of a once dead Heavy. Scout sighed, he had nothing to do, he could write a letter to his mom, but could he tell her anything Scout thought back to his interview. (All flashbacks will be in bold)

Scout remembered sitting in an intel room sweating heavily. He noticed the few other people in the room. One was a short stumpy white man who was drinking heavily from a bottle, the other was a black man in a doctors coat, they were both bald. He picked up a package, it had several offers in it. One of them was Demolitions, well a company called "Reliable Excavations Demolitions", you would expect some explosions. There was another called Pyrotechnics, but Scout never really worked with fore. He saw another one for Doctor, well he obviously couldn't do that. There was another opening for Precision Elimination, Scout had no idea about that one, but he definitely wasn't precise. Scout also spied an opening for a job called, Intelligence and Information Gatherer. Well that sounded boring. It also said all talent is appreciated. He heard his name being called and walked slowly through a pair of doors into a room with a single table. There was a man at the opposite end of the table who Scout really couldn't see really because of his face being shrouded in darkness. The man motioned with his hand for Scout to sit down

"So is says here that you are fast yes?" a man said, Scout couldn't see his face because they were sitting in a room with a single light bulb, that was flickering quite a bit.

"Yeah, yeah so........I mean I ain't the fastest.......but I'm up there."

"Indeed, but for this job we are looking for the best, as you've seen from our job offer a person of your skills would best suited for the 'Rapid Recovery' department?"

"Yeah I saw it I just have to grab stuff and deliver it really fast. Right?" Scout said nervously this whole setup reminded him of an interrogation.

"You have to understand this is, a very fun and engaging job. You will work with 8 other people who would will become like your family. You must learn to have a family dynamic."

"Well.......yeah I mean I live with 8 brothers so..."

"AH! PERFECT, I believe sir you may have a job here!" the man suddenly yelled. Scout was confused how could having eight brothers qualify him for a job.

A few months later Scout was on a bus to, where he guessed his job would be. He kinda knew something was up so he wasn't that surprised, but after all, the man hadn't lied. He did grab things and run really fast. He decided he would go ask Engineer about it. He jogged up the stairs, ran down the hallway until he saw Engineers door. He knocked and opened it.

"Well, hey who's that, Spy if that's you I told ya can't test you're stuff on mah machines, go bug..." he looked up and saw Scout.

"Well sorry pardner, Spy been here all day buggin me 'bout testin' his 'sapper'." Scout looked around at the tangle of machines. The machine Engi was currently working on looked like Demo's grenade launcher on a tripod stand.

"Hey, Engi, I was wonderin' can I write a letter to my mom tellin her what I really do or......"

"Well, sorry Scout if I were wonderin' about that I'd go ask Spy, he knows about all the rules." Engineer said.

Scout thanked him and ran off to check on Spy. He decided instead of knocking he would just open the door. But first he opened the door just a crack, just to see what Spy was doing. He noticed a photo of RED Spy holding hands with someone who looked suspiciously like his mother.

"YOU PERVERT!" Scout dove across the room hands raised in the strangling position. He tackled him, and started hitting him.

"What, OW, I have done nozing wrong!!" the Spy said yelling in pain.

Scout stopped for a second.

"Zat iz me with the BLU Scout's mother therefore I do believe you owe me an apology."

Scout sheepishly apologized, and then asked his question. He quickly looked around Spy's room was quite the thing to see. He saw multiple folders laying around Spy's room. He saw a map laying on the table with several locations marked on it.

"Hey, Spy I was wondering is it okay if I tell my mom what I really doing or is it a secret."

"BAH, why would I tell a merde like you anything leave before I am forced to somezing drastic!" Spy said angry that his suit had been damaged.

"Well can I guess ask Sniper, where is he?"

"On ze roof now LEAVE!!" the Scout was then promptly shoved out the door.

Scout decided he would sprint towards the roof. In under a minute he was already up the stairs and standing beside Sniper.

"Hey Snipes what are you doing."

Sniper was looking down the scope of his gun, "Just keeping an eye on that Sniper over there."

Scout was confused, "Wait isn't this a ceasefire, I mean you aren't supposed to shoot each other."

"Ah, don't worry mate I'm just keeping an eye on em. I won't shoot him." Sniper said with a smile," he knew that his counterpart wouldn't shoot him either. "Anyway mate I have to go, check on the the back route catch ya later."

"WAIT," Scout yelled but he was already gone he thought about leaving, "Ah well I'm just gonna......" He felt something sharp hit him in the side. He looked down and saw a needle pointing out of him.

"Ahh not again...................."

Heavy: That was good job, Da?

Spy: Indeed.

Sniper: Wait it's about time I got on in one of these things, I knew you were hiding somethin'

Engineer: Now wait ya know we weren't hidin anything from ya

Sniper: Hey, I get to say it this time. Reviews are appreciated and backstabbin flamers are welcome

Spy: You know we don't discriminate right, 'mate'

Sniper:Why you little.....................................