Eileen is laying on the ground, motionless. After a while, she slowly got up and slowly opened her eyes.

"Wh—where am I?" Eileen said while examining her surroundings. "And why is it so c-cold in here?"

Eileen was in an icy jail cell. She approached the bars and gripped two of them, but quickly retracted her hands. She wrapped her hands around her and rubbed her hands on her clothes. She then looked beyond the bars to see the Ice King near a medium sized square table as he covered it with a white dining cloth.

"Oh you're awake!" Ice King said enthusiastically, "Sorry, but our date is going to have to wait. That other lady and I are already preparing for ours."

"Date?" Eileen inquired, "You mean she's actually okay with this?"

"Of course of course, she just needed a little bit of encouragement. You know how shy gals can get."

Ice King placed a fork and knife on both ends of the table. He proceeded to walk over to a door not far from the table and peeked inside it.

"Hey sweetie! Are you ready yet?"

"Look," Margaret said. "If you're going to make me do this at least don't peak while I'm changing!" A shoe flew out of the room almost hitting the Ice King.

"Alright! Alright! Just making sure you're not stalling!" Ice King said.

"I'm not!" Margaret said frustratingly.

"You better not! Don't make me get the penguins to peck you again!"

Ice King walked back to the table and sat on the opposite end of it. He reached into his pocket to take out a bow tie which he then proceeded to tie it around his neck and adjusted it numerous times until he stopped, then adjusted it one more time. He then folded his hands on the table.

"Oh I almost forgot!" Ice King said. He reached to his side, grabbed a lit candle opera and placed it on the table.

"Now that's romantic!" Ice King said proudly.

The door the Ice King peaked into opened. Out came Margaret in a white shiny dress with a hint of blue on it and glass slippers.

"You… look… beautiful!" Ice King said.

"Thaaaaaanks…" Margaret said sarcastically. "The high heels are really uncomfortable though."

Margaret hesitatingly tried to take a step, but the heel she stepped with instantly shattered into pieces. The shatter made Margaret jump and this caused her to break the other heel once she hit the ground.

"Well then," Ice King said. "Guess I'm not getting my money back for those dumb heels. Oh well! You look great without them! Let's get on with the date!"

Margaret sighed and made her way to the nearest chair.

"I never got your name."

"It's Margaret."

"Margaret. Such a pretty name."

"Yeah, it is. Can we eat? I want at least one good thing to come out of this so called date."

"Yes of course!" Ice King clapped his hands in front of his face. "Waiter! WAIIIIIITERRRRRR!"

A penguin with brown hair came out wearing a white shirt and black vest with a rose on it. It was carrying two menus which he gave to the Ice King and Margaret.

"Thank you, Winston!" Ice King said, opening his menu.

"Hmm…" Ice King pondered, "there are so many choices I am not sure what to get! What are you getting, honey?"

"Well I think I'll have..."

Margaret then opened her menu. Listed in it were only two items: 'Snow Cones' and 'Icicle Steaks'.

"I… guess I'll have a snow cone." Margaret said, closing and putting down the menu in front of her.

"Wack, wack" Winston said.

"I don't understand." Margaret said.

"He said that their out of snow cones. So I guess we'll both have the icicle steak."

"Wack!" the penguin said, taking both their menus and waddling into the kitchen.

"So," Ice King said, "how's your day been?"

"Oh it's been grrrreeeeeat." Margaret said sarcastically. "Eileen and I were planning to go to the movies with our friends, when some love sick lunatic took us to this bizarre land and forces us to go on a date with him!"

"I can see you're stressed about this date. Don't worry I'm sure the food that will be served momentarily will calm your nerves."

Margaret sighed.

Ice King held and open hand next to his mouth, "I SAAAAAID, I'm sure the food that will be served to us MOMENTARILY will calm your nerves!"

The penguin came back out of the room with two plates of icicle steaks, which were just two flat abstractedly shaped flat chunks, and waddled back into the other room. Ice King took his fork and knife and started digging into the icicle steak. Margaret tried, but couldn't make a dent in it. After a few minutes the Ice King was half done.

"What's wrong sweetums?" Ice King said. "You've barely touched your dinner."

"Oh believe me I've tried." Margaret said. She showed the top of her icicle steak which revealed numerous scratch marks.

"Well don't worry, I'm quite a patient man, so we can stay here as long as it takes for you to finish your meal!" Ice King resumed eating.

Margaret thought for a moment and picked up the candle lit opera from the table. She hovered the flames over the icicle steak. She then put the candle lit opera back in place, took the plate and spilled the melted ice onto the floor.

"Well!" Ice King said, surprised, "someone's hungry!" Ice King said.

"Yeah, I guess." Margaret said.

"Okay, enough!" Eileen shouted, "This is ridiculous!"

"Eileen it's okay." Margaret assured.

"No it's not! You're being forced to be on a date with this weirdo and it's just not okay!"

"Alright, alright I know what's going on." Ice King said."

"Do you now?" Eileen asked sternly.

"Absolutely! You're jealous that Margaret is hogging all my lovin'. Don't worry, I got a date for you so we can double date."

Another penguin came out wearing a bow tie and holding a rose.

"This is Jackson," Ice King introduced, "and lemme tell ya, he is quite the catch!"

The Ice King got up and opened Eileen's cell. Once opened, Jackson approached her.

"Wack!" Jackson said handing the rose to Eileen.

"Oh! Why thank you! I wish my friend back at home was as romantic as you!"

"Alright you two, let's get this double date underway!" Ice King said

Jackson reached out his arm, offering Eileen it, she gripped it and Jackson escorted her to a seat next to Margaret and sat opposite of her next to the Ice King.

"Well guess I'm also taking a ride on the crazy train." Eileen said.

"At least your date is better than mine!" Margaret said as she snickered.

After what seemed like endless small talk, Ice King looked at his watch.

"Oh no!" Ice King exclaimed. "I'm going to miss my afternoon show! This whole date has been great! Hopefully we can do it again sometime. Jackson take them back into the cage please."

"Wack."

Jackson led them back into the cell and closed it. Before leaving he took Eileen's hand and kissed it. Eileen began to blush.

Margaret giggled. "Cute."

"Yeah I wouldn't mind hanging out with that penguin!"

Winston came to the table and handed Ice King a slip of paper.

"What's this?" Ice King asked.

"Wack." The penguin said.

"The bill?" Ice King said, taking the bill and examining it.

"A hundred bucks for two lousy steaks?! That's crazy! They weren't even that good!"

"Wack! Wack!"

They argued for a few minutes until Ice King finally gave the penguin the money. He then proceeded to his couch to watch TV.