Hahahah... yeah I know I didn't my two every week, but I got swamped in school, BUT I'm done now and I plan to continue this story. I really enjoy writing it, and when I'm finished with this one, I plan to do a story about the TF2 characters going to school, but to all my readers, thank your for reviewing, and favoriting! so... LET'S DO IT!

The RED Medic sat there for a moment and then sighed. After two days of studying the Heavy, he had not found what made him so resistant to bullets. Or damage in general. Over the past few days, he had not heard any plans of combat. During this period of time, the Medic had subjected the Heavy to many tests, he was to say the least surprised. He had given the Heavy a promise of food, in exchange for him running an "obstacle course". This "course" was in actuality a warehouse the Soldier had discovered while looking for any listening devices. The course consisted of bombs, bats, rockets, bullets, a handy headshot courtesy of the Sniper, and a really big pit. The Engineer had to remove the constraints that prevented friendly fire for a few minutes, but he seemed happy, after all he got to test his new teleporter. Funny thing was as soon as the Heavy began the teleport he simply appeared in the respawn room. When the Engineer asked what happened the Heavy shuddered and would not answer. But as for the results of the tests. They appeared to barely harm him the pit of course killed him, but as for the other tests. After respawning he smiled and promptly demanded his food. The RED Medic turned around and stood up. He decided it would be good to visit a fellow scientist (although the Medic's medical degree was highly questionable). He opened the door and walked across the hallway. He politely knocked and opened the door. The Engineer was looking at the manual for his Medigun.

"Hey doc, take a gander at this right here." the Engineer said,

He tossed the manual to the Medic who caught it. Upon opening it he noticed that it wasn't that complex. He had never looked at it, but he had assumed that pulling the lever was all there was to it. The Manual said:

HELLO THERE TEAM SAVER

NOW TODAY WITH THIS NEW INVENTION FROM Saxton Hale Mann Co. YOU TOO CAN BECOME THE LIFE SAVER THAT YOU WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE. AS SITUATION REQIURES YOU ARE PROBABLY THE LEAST COMBAT ORIENTED PERSON IN YOUR GROUP. SO WITH THE NEW MEDIGUN YOU CAN SAVE YOUR TEAM MEMBERS FROM IMMINENT DOOM. WITH THIS NEW EQUIPMENT YOU CAN PARTLY REGROW LIMBS, CURE THIRD DEGREE BURNS, HEAL BULLET WOUNDS, AND NOW YOU CAN EVEN GIVE TEAMMATES THAT EXTRA BOOST THEY NEED TO SURVIVE. THOSE IDIOTS THAT CAN'T TAKE MORE THAN ONE BULLET NOW CAN TAKE A STORM. IT REQUIRES 3 SIMPLE STEPS

at a teammate

2. Pull the lever

3. When the button on the side begins to glow PUSH IT FOR 100X the MANLIENESS (actually it's invincibility)

Saxton Hale is not responsible for deaths, mutilations, or pain caused by the Medigun

The Medic looked up form the manual, "Hmmmm, why are you showing zis to me again Engineer?"

The Engineer got a surprised look on his face for a moment, and then answered "Well doc I think you should know more about your primary piece of equipment?

"Well zis is true, but I already knew how to heal people, and I had ze basic grasp of what ze button does."

"Yeah, but did ya know about the buff it gives people." the Engineer asked somewhat curious

"Well... not really."

"Well, see there's my point!"

The Medic turned his nose up, "Well if you say so."

"Hey, 'fore ya go have you seen the Scout I haven't seen him for a few days." the Engineer inquired.

"Humph, I do not know, he's probably running around looking for stashes of beer or somzing!"

The RED Scout had just woken up. He had a bag over his head and his hand were cuffed to the back of his chair. He had no idea where he was or what had happened. All he remembered was that the RED Sniper left him alone he had sat there for a moment and then he blacked out. He assumed he was captured, he wondered if they were going to kill him. Then he realized that as long as he was in this place he couldn't die. So he just sat there and waited. And waited, and waited. He didn't count the minutes, but it felt like forever. Eventually he heard the door open and mumbling. Then suddenly the bag was abruptly pulled from his head. At first he was blinded by the sudden light, but he eventually made out the faces of the two people in the room. One of them was the BLU Spy. The second was the BLU Heavy. They stared at the Scout for a few seconds. During this period of time Scout thought of a few questions to ask such as: why do you like the RED Heavy, why don't you use a switch blade, why did you do my mom. But at this period of time these questions did not feel appropriate. The BLU Heavy spoke first

"Do you know why you are here baby?"

The Scout decided a blank stare was best.

"Well if you have figured out by now, amigo, I do believe you are in trouble. We need a little bit more information about zis situation we are in and we believe your team might have some helpful information." the Spy then pulled a file out of apparently thin air and put it on the table. They were nothing special (unlike some other folders). They showed company names in obvious accordance to there respective teams.

"Um, what situation exactly guys?" the Scout asked somewhat curious.

"Why are we here, stupid." said the Heavy

The Scout thought no one really knew why they were here. They had all signed up for apparently innocent jobs. Except for the Soldier of course. So he just sat there and said nothing.

"Boy I suggest you speak up, because contrary to appearances our friend the Heavy is not ze muscle." the Spy suggested with a smirk growing on his face

"Listen man I don't know anything and why the hell did you even capture me. I'm not even an important part of my team." the RED Scout was gradually getting more and more nervous.

"Well if you don't want to help he then... I would like you to meet my friend Engineer."

He saw the door at the back of the room open and the BLU Engineer walk in. He was carrying a wrench and a toolbox

He looked at the Scout and got an evil smile.

"Heh, lets see what we can do about this situation."

The Scout wondered if anyone even noticed if he was gone.

Demoman: HA, it feels good to be back mates

Soldier: Yes sir, I am happy to be here

Demoman: Aye, and ya all know that flamers are welcome and reviews are appreciated. And thanks for stoppin by!

Soldier: I am getting tired of these cliff hangers...

Demoman: Speaking of cliff hangers, what did the toilet say to the but

Soldier: Hm...