Hey people I have decide to put this up to the vote. I was planning on doing a short back story of one of the characters so in the reviews vote with the characters name. Still review though. Oh yeah someone reminded me that my punctuation is crap, sorry about that I can't really fix it. Although I am going to try. Oh yeah and if you haven't noticed my favorite character is the Demoman!


Today was a good day, well everyday was the good day for the RED Soldier. Especially when you get to wake up to the sweet smell of combat. Today he had started his day off with the usual 10 mile run, 100 push ups, a few minutes on the punching bag, practice loading weaponry, and then breakfast. The best part was, it was all before sunrise. After he was done he had returned to his room to study the briefing documents he had received. These contained information on their opposing team and his own team. So far he had learned that the BLU Engineer had been convicted on five charges of kidnapping, torture, and cruel experimentation. The RED Engineer on the other hand had no criminal record, although this was not useful combat information so he disregarded it. Both Snipers had hunted rare and endangered animals. And worst of all he had discovered that one of his team was a traitor to America. The Medic was a German. Which meant he was a NAZI! Although the Soldier knew he could not make his move yet, although eventually he would. He then remembered he had scheduled a lecture right around breakfast. He opened his door and marched to the mess hall. As soon as he got near the door he heard an argument in progress.

"Ah... I am so hungry mate." the Demoman said, "Do you think I could have that Sandwich there eh?"

"NO! Coward do no touch my Sandvich!" the Heavy yelled

"Hey mate, I'm gonna just have a bite"

"NYET!"

"See, I told ya it's not gonna hurt it anybody."

"OH NO. You hurt Sandvich...I HURT YOU!" the Soldier could tell that things were getting more intense.

"Woah, big guy just back off here I promise ya... AHHHHH!"

The Soldier heard punching sounds so he decided that maybe he could hold off his lecture a little bit.


The RED Medic had just heard the sounds of a fight breaking out in the mess hall. He mumbled to himself as he picked up his glasses. He knew his teammates were going to be healed, so he brought his Medigun with him. When he entered the mess-hall, the first thing that caught his mind was that the last sandwich was missing. Medic was no detective, but he knew someone must have touched the Heavy's sandwich. He walked over to the Demoman and began to heal him.

"So what happened Demoman?"

The Demoman was somewhat drunk so he was already crying, "I don't know mate, I just wanted his Sandwich and then. (drunken gibberish)."

The Medic wondered if maybe there was a better job then Medic.


After being tortured for the past five hours the RED Scout was in pain. He had been beaten, electrocuted, and knifed to say the worst. And afterwords the BLU Medic just healed him although this did nothing to relieve the pain he had experienced. So the Scout just sat there and waited for inevitable. They were probably going to keep him locked up and wait until the RED team got a knew Scout then they'd kill him... No respawn then. He shivered, but not because of the cold. He looked around the room. There was really not much to report. There was a chair a table a single lightbulb and a camera. The room smelled like bleach and he had no idea why. He heard footsteps walking towards the door. The RED Scout was exhausted from the beatings he had just received and from the "healing" he had received. The door opened and the BLU Scout walked in through the door.

"Well, who do we have here chucklenut!" the BLU Scout said with an evil smirk. He was wearing. The RED Scout noticed something different about the BLU Scout, he was wearing something of a uniform. It was a short sleeve shirt blue of course, pants, long socks, and tennis shoes. It wasn't anything complex, but he wondered where he got it. He also noticed a can of soda in his hand. It was similar to his Bonk except it was blue. He had never drank his after seeing at had the word isotope on it. The BLU Scout continued to walk towards the RED Scout.

"Scout. Engineer said, "Leave him alone." So please, leave him alone, Ja?." The RED Scout noticed the BLU Medic standing near the back of the room.

"Yeah that ass-hole always needs something!" the BLU Scout grumbled. "But don't worry pal we ain't done yet!"

After they both left the RED Scout sat there. He looked around the room and noticed the can of Bonk was still on the table. Suddenly an idea came into Scout's head. If he drank it and it killed him he would respawn and no problemo! He stood up and walked to the table, and picked up the bonk. He popped the lid and took a sip.
"OW! That stuff burned" he thought. The first thing he noticed was the headache that began. Of course he was angry so he threw the can at the wall. He walked over to the can and picked it up. If it would have just killed him... then he realized that when you want to die to escape captivity things are going pretty bad. He focused on his headache so see if he could make it disappear. When it didn't he threw the can again. Except this time something strange happened. The can seemed to move in slow motion! He stared in awe for a second and the can then sped up to normal speed and hit the wall. He picked up again and focused on his headache again extremely hard. And then threw it. This time the can seemed to crawl through the air. He smiled to himself, maybe he was hallucinating, and then the can sped up and this time hit the wall with a loud CLANG! He walked over and looked at the can. There was a huge dent in it, and he had barely tossed it. He heard footsteps coming so he decided it was make or break time. The door opened and he focused as hard as he could. Then the door opened except he could probably crawl faster the door was opening. He ran towards the door he noticed that he was still running at normal speed though. He waited until he could fit through the door, and then he slipped through it. He saw the BLU Engineer was the unlucky door opener. So he reached into the Engineer's pockets and grabbed his wrench (lol you know what wrench I'm talkin' about") pulled it out and hit Engineer over the head with it. The poor guy didn't even know what was going on. He un-focused for a minute and grabbed the pistol from the dead unconscious or dead Engineer, Scout couldn't tell. He sprinted at full speed up through the hallways. He saw the BLU Scout sitting on a bench, he stood up. So the RED Scout opened fire killing him. When he reached the end of a corridor he noticed that the BLU Heavy was waiting for him. The BLU Heavy wasted no time opening fire. The Scout focused and sprinted toward the hail of bullets. He saw the bullets moving as if they were swimmers. He easily dodged them. He decided to leave the Heavy be as he kept moving for the exit. If we would have turned back he would have seen the Heavy very confused and disoriented. RED Scout sprinted up the final staircase to be met with is worst nightmare a a gate. He could see the entire battlefield, but there was a stupid ass gate in the way. He felt like crying. He heard what sounded like foot-steps. H tried to focus to speed up, but all he felt was exhausted. He realized it must of worn off. The RED Scout just sat down and waited. His one chance at escape failed. He heard the foot-steps eventually converge on him when he looked up he saw the entire BLU Team staring at him.

"Well it looks like we have a run away POW!" the Soldier laughed, but no one found it funny.

"Nice escape attempt, but I'm afraid Monsieur Engineer warned us."

"Well, moron you about to catch a real-" the Scout said. Suddenly an explosion rocked the room. Through the smoke the RED Scout could the RED Demoman triumphantly standing next to the blown gate.

"LET'S DO IT!" he yelled.

The next few moments passed like a blur. A jar of Jarate flew in covering the already stunned BLU Team. The RED Pyro came in flamethrower blazing ignited and killing a few of the BLU. The RED Soldier shot a rocket in blowing the few survivors away. The Scout felt someone grabbing his shirt.

"Come on lad, let's get goin!" the Demoman pulled the Scout to his feet and pulled him through the gate.

"THERE IS NO PEACE IN WAR YOU BLU TRAITORS TO AMERICA!" the RED Soldier yelled, obviously enjoying his first battle in a few days. The Demoman pulled him farther away from the gate and the people that were involved in the attack retreated. When they were a good distance away. The group stopped and the RED Scout looked at them. The Sniper, Spy, Demoman, and Pyro were there.

The Scout looked at them for a moment and said, "Thanks guys for saving my ass back there, I don't want to know what could have happened..."

"No worries mate as of now you're part of the team!" the Sniper said with enthusiasm.

"No man is left behind soldier."

"Mhphmmm humphhh!"

"(burp) I missed ya like a brother!" the Demoman said beginning to cry. He was obviously drunk

"Hey guys I don't mean to be a bummer, but I'm gonna pass out now." the Scout said as he felt exhaustion beginning to take over. He heard the Soldier mumble something, but the Scout could care less, he was finally free.


Scout: Woah I almost forgot these little ending segments were here!

Demoman: ALIVE AND KICKIN BOY!

Soldier: Well you know the drill reviews are appreciated and flamers are always welcome! By the way Demo what was the rest of that joke

Demoman: What joke?

Soldier: (sigh)