Hello everyone of the big wide world! and beyond!

So here i bring to you all the longest and most fast paced chapter i have ever writtern, and once i got into it it was really fun to write too! *gasp* i can't wait till christmas! its going to be Epic! haha get it?

Anyways, i've got lots of great ideas coming your way, to do with season festives and Mac Donalds! don't worry, all will be revealed in future! but to those who know what i'm talking about, shhh! don't tell anyone!

Also i must admit i always forget to put a disclaimer in, opps, so here i go. I don't own Santa, Hello Kitty, other religions, Golf Buggies, or anything to do with Naruto in anyway, shape or form, I only own my characters, Emily and Crissy.

So please enjoy this chapter in all its fullness and make sure you laugh lots; it good for you :)

thanks, BlueBB


"Are we there yet?"

"No, not yet."

"Are we there yet now?"

"No."

"Now?"

"No Tobi, for the last time, shut up!"

It had been going on for the whole trip, and we were only going into town!

"But Tobi can't wait until we get there! Tobi loves shopping."

"We know, but seriously!" Emily growled from the passenger seat beside me, like Itachi and me, she was at the edge of her patience.

We were on our way to town to try and find anything that remotely came close to Tobi's Christmas wish list. Now you my think that its stupid for Tobi to be with us, but seeing as how he insisted that he made sure I posted his letter, he had to come.

"Yay we're here!" Tobi cried from the back next to Itachi.

"Thank god for that," I muttered to myself.

We parked and walked into the shopping centre, Tobi acting like a little kid all the while. There were a lot of people within the building, everyone trying to get their last minute shopping done, after all Christmas was only next weekend.

To keep up the pretence of Christmas, we also had to get something for all the other Akatsuki members. Luckily they didn't really care, all except for Deidara who demanded some more clay.

"Are you sure Santa will get Tobi's letter in one day?" Tobi asked me as I put his enveloped letter into the mail box.

"Yes I'm sure, all letters to Santa are put through express." I told him, getting some weird looks from passers by.

"Oh goody," Tobi said happily.

I suddenly spied the costume shop which hopefully would have at least one thing I needed to get for Tobi. "Hey Itachi, come with me for a sec," I said, dragging Itachi towards the shop.

"What are you doing?" he asked in his monotone voice, pulling his arm out of my grip.

"Listen," I made sure Tobi wasn't following us, "Tobi's made a wish list for Santa and one of the things on it was a mask, so I need your help in picking out a new one." I told him.

He seemed to think about this as we entered the shop. We were met with fills, lace and lots of glitter.

"What else was on the list?" he asked curiously as we searched for the masks.

"Well that's the problem, he wants a car and a life size chocolate cake of himself."

Amazingly this didn't surprise Itachi in the slightest, perhaps the Akatsuki had already had this problem? "That would be right, how are you going to go about it?"

"That's the thing; I have no idea, do you?" I asked hopefully.

"No," he stated, diminishing my hopes.

"Damn," I muttered, suddenly I spotted the mask section, "Hey look the masks!"

I ran up to the masks ready to pick out a really cool one that would suit Tobi/Madara. All I found was fluoro pink ones with a hello kitty face and ears. Damn.

I looked at Itachi, he just stared back at me, "Well it's the only one," he said.

I sighed, it would have to do, I just hoped Tobi would like it in some weird way. I took it to the counter and paid for it, the cashier gave me a funny look.

"Right, now lets go see where Emily and Tobi have run off to." I said, walking out of the shop with Itachi.

We walked over to where we left them, but you guessed it, they weren't there. I sighed, "Where the hell have disappeared to?" I said looking around our general direction.

"Probably off to find Santa Clause," Itachi replied.

I thought he was joking until I saw the poster, the poster that would lead us to find Tobi, and then onto more dangerous things. The poster that made me realise it was going to be another one of those days. Damn that poster.

"I didn't know Santa visited shopping centres," Itachi said sarcastically.

"Shut up, just help me find him," I said, trying to race through the crowd.

I couldn't believe that of all days it had to be today that a Santa would come to visit our town, of all days!

I heard Tobi before I saw him. "-and Santa because Tobi has been such a good boy-"

I rounded a corner and the funniest sight met my eyes. A Christmas set had been set up in the middle of the mall, a high back chair had been placed in the centre for the little kids to sit on Santa's knee. Fake snow was littered on the ground around the chair, and there was a camera set up to take photos.

Santa, in all his redness, was sitting in his chair, but instead a little girl or boy, Tobi had taken the place upon his lap. All the other kids that had been waiting patiently in line were looking at Tobi with angry eyes, some of the kids were sitting on the ground crying from where he had pushed them over.

Emily had taken over the camera and was snapping photos like crazy, the camera man didn't look happy.

"For Christmas, Tobi would like a broom broom thing, Tobi thinks its called a kur or a ker." Tobi was telling the fake Santa.

'Uh, you mean a car?" the Santa asked nervously, he seemed slightly alarmed at Tobi's presence.

"Yes that's the one!" Tobi cried happily.

"How about that one over there," Santa said in a tentative voice, pointing to a stage nearby.

We all looked over to where he was pointing. There on a stage was a magenta golf buggy. Oh dear.

Tobi gasped in amazement, "Santa, that's exactly what Tobi wants, thank you so much!" Tobi hugged Santa and rushed over to the car, Emily, Itachi and I close behind.

"Tobi wait!" I said, managing to grab a hold of his sleave and pull him to a stop. "Look, it's a competition; you have to win the car if you want it." I told him, pointing to the line of people and the judges.

"It says you have to say a one minute speech on how it would benefit you," Emily said, reading the flyer.

"There you go Tobi, it's your forte," I said, pushing him over to the line, might as well try to win it.

Half an hour is a really long time to wait in line with someone who is really impatient, especially a loud and annoying impatient person. But finally it was Tobi's turn to take his place centre stage.

The last contestant had hardly left the stage before Tobi bounded up to the spot light to wow the judges.

"Name," one of them stated in a monotone voice, I got the feeling these people had been here all day listening to people rant on. Poor, poor people.

"Hi my name is Tobi! This Kur is really really really cool! Santa even said that Tobi can have it for Christmas. Speaking of Christmas, do you know it's really soon? And guess what? Santa is coming especially to see Tobi! He does it every year, but only if Tobi's been a good boy. Does Santa come and visit you? Hey and guess what else? Mrs Santa is coming to see Tobi as well, and their reindeer is too, Tobi must be the luckiest person on the planet, or on both of our planets. But Tobi can't wait for Christmas, especially since he's going to be spending it with all of his knew friends…" he went on, and on, and on.

His one minute speech turned into a ten minute speech, and then to half an hour. By the time the big hand on the clock had made a full circle people were yelling at Tobi to get off the stage, most of the contestants had walked away and the judges had tears in their eyes.

"Make him stop," one of them moaned, covering their ears with their hands. Tobi just kept on talking.

"This is ridiculous," I said, walking away. I couldn't take anymore of his voice. I left Itachi to look after him as Emily had already walked away.

I let the sounds of the shopping mall fill my ears, drowning out the sound of Tobi's voice. Sighing in relief I wandered to the other side of the mall, trying to think of what the rest of the Akatsuki would want for Christmas. I had a few ideas, but trying to come up with the rest of them was a pain in the butt.

"No you idiot, Jashin is the almighty god!"

I stopped in mid step, did I just hear what I thought I heard?

"Never! Judaism is the one and only religion."

"Fuck you, Jashin is above everyone else!"

Ok hang on a sec, wasn't Jashin purely Naruto? If so that meant…

I rounded a corner to see the worst possible sight. Two people were standing facing each other arguing, around them people had gathered to see what the fuss was about. One of the people in the centre looked like a rabbi, the other was the one and only Hidan.

Other religion + Hidan = big disaster.

"Admit it, Jashin rules above all else!" Hidan yelled in the other guys face. I had to hand it to the rabbi guy, if that was me, I would have been quivering in my boots, Hidan looked pretty scary.

"No, I will never fall to such a faith," the rabbi guy stated, pushing out his chest in a sign of determination.

"Is that so?" Hidan's hand which was gripped into a tight fist reached behind him, grabbing a hold of the giant scythe resting on his back.

Uh oh.

I looked around wildly, three, no four security guards were watching, hands gripped tightly around their taser guns.

"One last chance," Hidan growled quietly to the rabbi, "Admit that Jashin rules above all others." I never imagined that Hidan could look that scary, but then again, I guess the anime was directed at children.

The rabbi guy didn't even blink, what a brave, brave person, "No."

That simple word seemed to make the whole shopping centre explode. Suddenly Hidan roared, "Then feel Jashin's almighty power!" and pulled the scythe off his back, aiming it at the other guy. Tasers went flying, people started screaming and scattered in every direction.

The rabbi guy stood completely still, Hidan's scythe was in the ground to his side, it had missed him by a fraction of a millimetre.

Hidan on the other hand was lying on the ground moaning, tasers attached to his body. The security guards were still standing back, wary of Hidan's next move.

Now was my chance.

I don't know what possessed me to do such a stupid thing, but I did it anyway. I ran towards Hidan, pushing the last few onlookers out of the way.

"Hey stop kid! He's still dangerous!" one of the security guards yelled at me. I didn't stop though, skidding to a stop beside Hidan I started pulling the tasers out of him. Electric shocks ran through my body, but I didn't stop until they were all out.

"Hey wh-" the security guy started to say, but before he could finish Hidan jumped up beside me, an evil grin plastered to his face.

"No Hidan, wait," I said, pulling on his arm.

He looked down at me, "What do you want?"

Trying not to think about how tall he was I tried to think of something to say, "I know where the rest of the Akatsuki are, come on, we need to get out of here!"

"What?" he seemed surprised, but before he could say anything else police burst through the doors.

"Freeze, you're under arrest!"

This was really bad, "Run!" I yelled at Hidan, running back towards Tobi and Itachi, trying to pull Hidan along with me. Luckily he seemed to realise the situation he was in, and fowled along behind me, but not without resisting a little.

"You little fucks! I'll get you soon enough!"

People were running everywhere and screaming to one another, it was complete chaos. Suddenly we ran into someone, knocking each other over.

"Sorry," I said quickly, picking myself up and trying to pull Hidan away from the oncoming line of police.

"Crissy?" the person I had ran into asked, suddenly I recognised who they were.

"Emily?" relief rushed through me as Emily stood up, a look of confusion on her face as she looked at all the angry police chasing us.

"No time to explain, we have to get out of here now!" I said, pulling her and Hidan towards the other two.

"Hey Crissy!" Emily shouted over all the noise as we were running.

"What?" I asked, trying to concentrate on where we were going.

"They have guns!"

"What!" I screamed at her, was she serious?

Bang!

My heart nearly stopped as they fired their first shot. Now this was serious.

As we dove into another crowd of screaming people I knew that they wouldn't shoot with innocent civilians around, hopefully there would be people around until we reached Itachi and Tobi. Yeah right, with my luck?

As unhoped for, we left the crowd of people as we reached Tobi and Itachi. Both of them looked up surprised as we ran straight up onto the stage.

"What's your plan now?" Emily screamed at me, covering her head with her arms.

I looked over towards the judges who were too shocked to move. A glint of metal caught my eyes. "Get in the golf buggy!" I ordered them all. Tobi and Emily jumped in straight away.

"What the fuck-" Hidan began looking at Itachi but soon shut up as Itachi pushed into the golf buggy.

I grabbed the key from the judges table and jumped in too. I don't know how we all managed to fit in a four seater golf buggy, but with the oncoming line of police, I didn't really care.

"Hurry up and go!" Emily screamed from the back with Hidan and Tobi.

"I am!" I yelled back, starting the buggy and figuring out the gears.

"Freeze! This is your last chance!" the police yelled out.

"Don't worry, Tobi will save us!" Tobi cried out, jumping out of the buggy.

"Tobi no!" Emily cried out.

"Here we go!" Tobi cried out as he pulled out a bunch of clay balls from his cloak. He jumped up in the air and then started to fall back to earth. Suddenly the image of Tobi's ultimate move on the new Naruto Shippuden game came into my head. He was going to use that move!

"Shit," Itachi muttered from beside me while Hidan yelled from the back, "Yeah, kick their arses!"

Tobi fell closer towards the ground, ready to disappear underground and plant explosives around the police. This was bad, really bad. As much as I wanted to get away, I still didn't want any deaths on my hands I guess I'm just not that kind of person.

I put the buggy into gear, ready to move as soon as Tobi got back.

Closer, closer Tobi fell towards the ground, ready to plant his explosions. Closer, closer and suddenly CRACK!

Everything went silent.

I guess our new world concrete didn't agree with Tobi's ability.

"Aarrgghh" Tobi moaned. Instead of disappearing beneath the ground he had hit it head on.

His body crumpled to the ground, not moving.

"Tobi!" Emily screamed.

"Hold on!" I yelled to her, moving before the police could register what had happened. "Get ready!"

The wheels on the buggy squealed as I put my foot down, speeding towards Tobi's body. "Grab him!" I screamed at Itachi, who was leaning over the side.

I didn't even slow down as we raced past Tobi's body, Itachi only just managing to grab Tobi's cloak and pull him up into the buggy.

The police suddenly sprung to life, "don't let them get away!"

We rounded a corner, the buggy tipping dangerously to one side, the front doors were insight. Just as I felt the light of hope work its way up my body gun shots sounded from behind us.

"Get down!" I screamed to all of them, as we tried to sink as low as we could in our tiny golf buggy.

"Ow fuck!" Hidan yelled out from the back seat as he was hit, things were getting from bad to worse. The doors were only a few metres a head of us, the bright Queensland sun shining down upon the earth.

The shouting from the police were getting further behind, and finally we passed through the doors into the bright sun shine. More gun shots rung in my ears, and a sharp pain erupted in my right shoulder.

"Ah!" I gasped, trying not to hit the concrete retaining walls out side the mall.

"Crissy!" Emily shouted, realising what had happened.

"Stay down," I ordered her; I knew there were worse places to be hit by a bullet.

"Look out!" Hidan screamed from behind me. But it was too late, the stairs were coming up too fast, and they were our only way down.

"Aarrgghh!" we all yelled as the buggy shook violently down the stairs. "oooff" the back end of the buggy hid solid ground hard, knocking the wind out of us all.

"Are you trying to get us killed!" Hidan screamed in my ear.

"You're the one that got us into this!" I screamed back, trying to ignore the pain in my shoulder, and trying not to feel the warm liquid dripping down my back.

"Just concentrate!" Itachi yelled. I had never heard him yell before, it was actually quite surprising.

We made it to the car park, which was nearly deserted; the people must have made a quick escape.

"What's that!" Emily asked from the back, she sounded close to tears, I didn't blame her.

We all looked to where she was pointing. There, walking along the footpath was a long line of children marching, no expression on their face. "What the-"

"Look at the back," Itachi told us. We all did as he asked, and their in his original form with flaming red hair was the all mighty puppet master Sasori. His hands were held up; it seemed he was controlling all the children.

"Detour!" I screamed, spinning the wheel of the buggy and heading towards Sasori. Once again the buggy leaned dangerously to one side, and more shots rang out behind us.

"Sasori, get on!" Hidan screamed at him as we raced across the car park.

Sasori turned towards us, the long line of children stopping. His face instantly made a what the fuck? expression.

He didn't have any time to react as we raced past him, Hidan grabbing a hold of him and pulling him on board.

"What the hell is going on?" he asked from his position between Hidan and Emily.

"Just keep down!" Emily told him as more gun shots rang out behind us.

We were finally out on the open road, it was time to see how fast this thing could really go. I was actually surprised when the speedometer read 80km/h, I didn't think golf buggies could go that fast. I don't think they were meant to either, the motor was whining in protest, and I expected it to blow up any second.

The gun shots faded into the distance as we sped towards home.

"Oh my god," Emily muttered, putting her head in her hands, "How the hell did we make it out of there?" she asked.

No body seemed to know how to answer her, "I still don't know what happened," Sasori put in, looking around at everyone, and then to the still unconscious Tobi, who's mask was once again broken.

Hidan filled him in as I tried to concentrate on the road. I could feel my blood seeping down my back from the wound, my shoulder going numb with the pain.

Finally we reached the drive way which was unfortunately still gravel. Even though I slowed down, the buggy's crappy suspension made for a painfully bumpy ride. The house came into sight and I sighed in relief, we had made it, we were home. I heard Emily sigh in relief as well, I think we were all happy we had made it.

My vision started to go fuzzy as we pulled up, and I could just make out Konan, Deidara and Kisame as they raced outside to see what had happened.

Emily couldn't get off fast enough, and almost collapsed in Deidara's arms with relief.

"What the hell happened?" Konan demanded, looking from Tobi's unconscious body to the blood seeping out of both me and Hidan.

"We'll tell you once we're all inside," Itachi said, handing Tobi's limp body to Kisame. All of their voices kept going fuzzy as I tried to sort out where the ground was.

"Well at least we've found two more of us," Kisame said cheerfully.

"Yeah and some of us got what they deserved, hm," Deidara said, looking at Tobi while holding Emily up who had tears in her eyes.

"Deidara!" Konan scolded, as Hidan and Sasori got out.

"I see nothing has changed," Sasori remarked, Hidan agreeing.

"Come on, lets get inside," Itachi said, glancing at me.

I groaned as I placed my feet on the ground which seemed to be swaying. I didn't even take three steps before my vision started to close in and the ground rose up to meet me.

Just when I expected to hit the hard earth, a soft arm caught me, stopping my fall. All I saw were concerned red eyes before my vision went completely black and I remembered no more.


*Gasp* whats going to happen!

Don't worry, she's not dead, and neither is Tobi!

So I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, I know i certainly did.

Oh and i almost forgot! Happy Easter Everyone! I forgot last chapter whoops, but oh well, better late than never. I hope you all had the most awesomest holidays ever!

Oh and i also almost forgot, THANK YOU so much to my reviewers, 65! i didn't even think i'd make 20, you guys are sooooooo awesome!