Erectile Dysfunction
By: Karma's Slave
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter
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Rating: R
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It was a lesson very much needed; never again will Hermione ever doubt Sirius's sexual performance. Another one of their typical joking around conversations had quickly turned into a much heated argument, it was within the heated talk, and Hermione accused Sirius, of erectile dysfunction.
Hermione's cleaver but tackles comment had sent Sirius off his rocker, the seconded she suggested, that he, Sirius Black, was a victim of erectile dysfunction.
Midway through the argument, Sirius picked up Hermione, with whatever strength he could and had from this sudden rush of adrenaline. Putting her over his shoulder and walked away with Hermione in tow.
No one had seen Hermione until the middle of the following week. And Hermione was still walking funny a week later.
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