Me: Hi everyone! I'm back! AND TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!

Travis: YAY! Connor! Hit it!

Connor: Why do I ALWAYS have to press the buttons? *rolls eyes and hits button*

Travis: Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, AAAAAAAND! You look like one too! *Bows down and blows kisses to invisible crowd*

Me: You know, nobody's clapping, right?

Travis: Your point?

Me: Never mind. TIME TO THANK PEOPLE!

Thanking Time!

(Whatever is in italics, is Connor's reply. Next time is Travis and so on and so forth. 3)

rrfanman- Thank you so much for your kind review! Hope that you will like this chappie as well! She's right, you better. After all, this chapter IS centered on me, of course. Shut up Connor! Ur not the star! Here's your virtual cookie! (::) Can I have one? NO!

Zaphara98- I'm so happy that I made laugh that much! I tell my brother that I'm a born comedian but he looks at me like I'm from Mars. ;P And about Connor, he sometimes deserves to be punished. Muhaha! Connor the Button Pusher, sounds pretty majestic. Here's your virtual cookie! (::) Zaphara98!? How could give this idea to Silver. And seriously, majestic? What are you, some Shakespearean actor? Forget your chance about being the star. NOOOOOOOOO!

Kennytheshark- Thank you for your encouraging review! And I like your idea of firing Connor from a catapult…thankies for the idea and here's your virtual cookie! Kenny-sharky? How could you!? You-you-you-YOU BETRAYED ME?! WAAAAAAAAAAH! Connor, will you just SHUT UP?!

The Inner Titan- Your reviews makes me smile really, really big! And totally LOL about the dinner with your cousin. Here's your virtual cookie! (::) I'm proud of you Inner Titan, you're one of the few who devise ideas to make myself miserable. And because I just complimented you, can I get half of your cookie? *WHACK!* That's not yours dimwit! WAAAAAAAAH! I'll also be using your idea you gave me from your review in Chapter 2! Thankies! Is it a good idea? I hope it is!

Thank you guys soooooo much for your reviews! They make me grin so wide my parents say they might need to grab a wrench to get my mouth back to normal. Enjoy this chappie!

Oh yeah! In this chapter, neither Connor nor Travis are the main stars. They're kind of sharing it.

Travis and Connor: NOOOOO!

Chapter 4: Taking Advantage of New Campers

(Idea thanks to 'The Inner Titan')

Last Time:

The Stolls tumbled into each other, punching and kicking each other. Unaware of a door opening, they froze when they heard someone scream, "WHAT ARE THESE DELINQUIENT CHILDREN DOING HERE!? GET OUT!"

Connor and Travis' Thoughts:

Uh oh.

Connor's POV

My head's still throbbing from the fight with Travis. Not to mention that the guy at the Haunted House was screaming like a lady and continuously smacking us with a roll of newspaper. Trust me; it's not a fight you want to get into. Travis and I BARELY made it out. When we jammed on our flying shoes and flew off, Ticket Booth Guy started screaming and pointing at us. The joys of shocking people.

But now, Chiron made sure that we won't be able to go out of camp for 2 STINKIN WEEKS! He went to the Hecate Cabin and asked the cabin's head counselor to do some magic on the boundaries to make sure that the 'Mischievous and Troublesome Stoll Boys' could not get through. She had grabbed a wand and as she was waving the stick, ahem, I mean wand, Travis said in a girly voice, "Bibotty, boppity, boo!" I broke down laughing with him as Lou Ellen fumed at us. Our chances of getting out of Camp have narrowed down to 607,986,547 to 1. Looks like we'll have to find some fun here.

And Travis and I found the perfect opportunity when 3 new boys came yesterday. They all got claimed by Hermes, (my faith in him was kinda fading…) and my bro and I grinned at each other, finally finding our prey.

Travis' POV

Connor and I mentally snickered as we approached the newbies. We had gotton everything ready for their 'quest'. This gonna be SOOOOOO fun. Connor hissed, "Go already!" He was growling because of his outfit. Ah well, he volunteered the idea, so I told him to do it. Anyway, he hid behind a tree, and I walked up to the three boys. The oldest, whose name was, Joey? Yeah, Joey. So I walked up to Joey, tapped his shoulder and waited for the fun to begin

Joey turned around after I tapped him, and looked a bit surprised when he saw me carrying three back packs. "Um, why are you holding those? Aren't you and your brothers on lock down or something?" I frowned slightly. Word sure does get around fast. "Yeah, but I hear Rachel wants to give you three a prophecy for your quest!" "Rachel? Isn't she the Oracle girl?" "Yeah! RACHEL!" I heard Greek cursing behind the tree and out came our so called "Rachel"

Connor's POV

UGH! I can't believe I said my STUPID idea! Now I'm in a red frizzy wig, have green contact lens eyes, and brown freckles drawn all over my face! I'M DRESSED UP AS RACHEL! THE FREAKIN ORACLE! As I made my way over to the guys, I saw Travis biting his lip, desperately trying to hold in his laughter. Idiot. The three boys cocked their heads like confused puppies as I came over. Here we go.

I made my voice sound slightly girlier and recited the oh-so-realistic prophecy Travis wrote for me.

To do the hokey pokey it takes three

Three sons of Hermes

Go to Africa they must!

Go on this quest, new arrivals will!

Now boogey boogey off to Africa!

Complete failure, right? Travis said this is a modern time prophecy, but if ask me, It sounds like Yoda's twin from the 1900s. Euuuw. But, I managed to recite the prophecy without gagging. Travis, however, was nodding his head and grinning acting like it was amazing. Gimme a break.

Travis, who was standing behind the boys, mouthed, "You have to crumple to the ground!" Oh sure. First, he tells me to cross dress. Next, he tells me to recite a stupid Yoda Rap. Now, he tells me to faint!? What's he gonna ask me to do next, play with Polly Pockets?! But, for the sake of the prank, I dramatically fainted. The things I do for my brother…

Travis' POV

Eh, Connor could've done better. Oh well. "Um…er…is she gonna be okay?" Joey asked. I had to bite back a smile when he called Connor 'she'. Hehehe. "Yeah, she'll be fine. Now hurry up and go! I already packed your bags!" "Oh…uh thanks?" "No problem!" "But don't we have to ask Chiron if we can g-" "NO! Just go! I'll get Nico to shadow travel you to Africa!" "Wait, whaaa?"

I dragged them to the Hades cabin and I banged on the door. Nico opened it and raised his eyebrow, and said, "So soon?" Weird how he acts so much older than he is. Then again, other people say that Connor and I act younger than our age. As if! We are NOT babies! Anyways back to story!

I thrust some old swords into the campers hands and told them, "I hope you like roller coasters cuz your face is gonna feel like rippin off while you're travelin. See ya! Good luck!" "WAIT, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Nico snapped his fingers and the three boys were sucked into a black purple hole. Death Boy then turned to me and rubbed his fingers. I sighed and handed him to six pack cokes. He grinned. It looked kind of creepy. Imagine a skeleton smiling at you with eyeball-les sockets. You get pretty close to Nico's smile.

I met Connor on top of Half Blood Hill, where he was grinning like an idiot when he saw me come back alone. "Did it work?" He asked excitedly. "Well duh!" "Yeah!" We fist bumped and I slung my arm around him, saying, "I guess Camp isn't that bad." I felt something cold and slimy on my head. I turned and found Connor holding a cracked egg. "Oops." I growled as we wrestled on the ground, but froze when we heard a VERY familiar voice. "Travis? And…me?"

Connor and I slowly turned to see our real Oracle, Rachel Elizabeth Dare. She looked angry when she saw Connor holding a frizzy red wig, which had fell off in our fight and he tried to stuff it into my mouth. She put her hands on her hips and said dangerously in a threatening voice, "What are you two idiots doing?" I was just about to tell a convincing lie when Connor blurted out, "Travis wanted me to dress up as you so he could say all the things he didn't like about you!" "Oh really Travis?" She asked. This is bad. Really bad.

I screamed as Rachel had a giant stick covered thorns chasing me. I thought I lost her and slowed down but she then she appeared out of nowhere and screamed, "STOLL!" Last thing I saw was frizzy red hair. Last thing I thought was ways how to kill Connor. And remember how I said Camp wasn't so bad? I was wrong.

It's worse.

READ PLEASE! ALL THE WAY TO THE END! PLLLLZ!

Me: Yay! I'm all done! And it's my birthday so plz plz plz review!

Travis and Connor: And even more importantly, she needs your help on deciding a name for a teddy bear she got today!

Me: Yea, they're right. I know it sounds childish but plz help! Here's what the bear looks like:

Fur color is gold.

Very Very VERY fat!

Brown eyes and nose.

PLZ HELP! AND SUBMIT IDEAS!

Connor: Talk about lazy…

Travis: Connor, I think she's gonna use Kennytheshark's idea…

Me: YOU BET! *Drags out catapult and grabs a screaming Connor and drops him in.* FIRE!

Travis: *Pulls trigger*

Connor: *get fired away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Me: IDEAS PLEASE!