Chapter 22:

War Man 3

"Come on, let's go" I said as I jumped out the window.

They followed close behind me. We kept close to the walls of the house as we snuck to the front, careful to avoid being seen with all this equipment. As soon as we passed the house, we ran full speed to the Cullen house.

"Hey Alex, since we are all under Bella's shield, can you . . . " Will trailed off.

"Oh, yeah, I could try" Alex said as he caught a deer. We looked at him like he was crazy. We weren't actually hunting.

"Hey, I need the energy" he said. He closed his eyes in concentration. When he opened them, he was invisible.

"Alex, Alex where are you?" I said. "Come on, no games" I said getting frustrated.

"Ness, look at yourself" he said. I looked down and couldn't see my body.

"Oh, cool" I said.

"Guys, put these lenses in and turn on your ear set and microphone" Sophie commanded as something invisible and wet was placed in our hands.

As soon as I put them on, I saw everything in better perspective. I could zoom in and out anywhere and see invisible people and textures, sounds and I saw if people were using their abilities like Alex and Sophie.

"Wow Sophie, these are awesome" I said into the mike attached to my ear.

"I had some free time" she said dismissively.

"Let's go hunt some Cullen's" I said deviously as I started running again.

"Guys, I'll try to hold up but I can't make promises and they might still be able to see you so you'll still have to sneak around" Alex said.

"S'okay. Now, we have to stick together or split into even groups. If it's coming from everywhere, they'll get suspicious. We have to coordinate and move so they don't catch us. Now come on" I said as we sneaked closer.

We hid in the forest around their house. It gave us a perfect view and cover. Mel and Will ran off and pressed their back softly to the house. Sophie, Alex and I ran and slid next to them.

We'll go that way, you go there. Regroup in the trees. Good luck. Mel mouthed to us as she and Will ran off around the west side of the house. We nodded and ran to the east. I peeked into a window and saw Emmet and Jasper play War Man 3. Perfect. I grabbed my BB gun and placed it against the windowsill. Sophie and Alex followed. I pointed towards Emmet's head and watched.

"HAHAHAHAHA!! Take that Jasper" Emmet's booming laugh echoed.

Right when Jasper's person shot Emmet, I released my trigger too. The sphere zoomed through the air quietly and stealthily. It hit Emmet square in the forehead as he lost a life.

"WHAT!" he said as he jumped up. "What was that" he said as he rubbed his forehead.

He looked straight at us. We half hid behind the wall but he couldn't see us anyway.

"Dude, calm down or your person is going to be slaughtered" Jasper warned as he fought through an electric net.

"I'll get Emmet. Alex get Jasper and Sophie, alternate" I whispered as they nodded.

I contained my laugh as I once again shot Emmet.

"Whoa!" Jasper jumped as Alex hit him. "Something just hit me"

"See, I told you" Emmet said.

They experimentally shot each other in the game and Alex and I both let a stream of 10 go simultaneously.

"WAH!!!! " Emmet whined.

"Not possible, not possible" Jasper chanted. Alex shot him once more for fun.

"WAR MAN 3 IS HAUNTED!!!" They yelled as they ran up stairs.

We went into the trees and exploded into laughter.

"Look, I got a video" Sophie said as she held up a video camera.

"Let me see" I said eagerly as she turned it on.

It played the whole scene again. I hadn't noticed how much they were spotted with red spots. I broke out into more laughter.

"Come on" I said as we once more ran towards the house.

I led them to Carlisle's office. We met with Will and Mel on the way there.

"Look" I said as we climbed to the window.

Alex jumped in but we didn't take the risk. We watched from the window as Emmet and Jasper barged in.

"CARLISLE!!" They yelled the fear plain in their eyes.

"What?! What happened?! Who's hurt?" he said anxiously as he got up.

They shook their heads vigorously.

"Carlisle, we were playing War Man 3 . . . " Jasper tried to explain.

"Yeah and then shoot . . . and my forehead . . . " Emmet tried to explain.

He had a red dot on his forehead. It was hilarious. We were nearly going to burst out laughing again but kept it in.

"What??" Carlisle asked.

"War Man 3 is haunted!!" They both yelled at the same time.

I accidentally shot my BB gun and it hit Emmet.

"See, it's a terrible haunted game" Jasper complained.

Everyone let go of one sphere aimed at Jasper and Emmet.

"Oof!" they both rubbed their heads and looked toward us.

"Dude, don't diss the game, War Man 3's spirit will keep pelting us" Emmet said in a panicky voice.

Carlisle was giving them the Are you guys crazy? look.

"Well, umm . . . , hold on a second" Carlisle said as he went to look for something in his desk. Alex ran past Emmet and Jasper making a wind. They turned to face the white board. I saw Alex through my lenses but they didn't. He started writing.

Emmet . . . Jasper . . . play me. PLAY ME!!!!! War Man 3 awaits. Come. COME!!!!

He wrote. Their faces were priceless.

"C-c-c-c-c-a-a-a-a -a-a-a-" they tried to call.

I never knew you could freak a vampire out so bad. It was awesome.

"CARLISLE!!!!" they finally yelled.

He turned to find them in a fetal position. They shakily pointed to the white board. Carlisle looked but Alex had already erased it so all the was left his notes on a patient. He turned back to Emmet and Jasper.

"Guys, maybe I should give you guys a quick check up, I think you might be going crazy . . . literally" he said with a laugh.

"Carlisle, we're not crazy. There was writing. It said " Emmet . . . Jasper . . . play me. PLAY ME!!!!! War Man 3 awaits. Come. COME!!!!" " Jasper explained.

"Right, anyway, come on" Carlisle guided them toward his desk.

Suddenly, I was pulled down. Alex jumped out. "Come on, I want to show you guys something" Mel said.

She ran more towards the back of the house. We climbed and looked into the rooms of Rosalie and Alice.

"Oh. My. GOSH!!!" I said as we laughed. I was laughing so hard I lost my grip and fell to the ground. I kept shaking. Their rooms were splattered with so much paint it didn't even look possible.

"Nessie, you okay, don't your shoulders hurt" Alex asked as he helped me up.

"No, wow, that Dr. is good, I'll give him that"

"Guys, we should go hunting. We've been here for a while and if we don't smell like animal, Bells will get suspicious" Will said. We nodded in agreement.

"Oh, and they're both taking a shower with their special shampoos" Mel laughed.

I started laughing again but stopped as Esme tilted her head our way. I ran fast and didn't look where I was going. I didn't hear the "Nessie! Watch out!" warning whisper in my ear.

I kept running until I slammed into Edward and fell back. He immediately whipped his face my way. I stopped breathing. CRAP!!!

"Alex?" he asked. How in the world did he remember? I was in desperate need of oxygen so I breathed in a shallow breath. He heard and walked towards me slowly. I stepped back in unison. Then, my bad luck finally caught up with me as I heard the painful Crunch! Of a dead leaf under my foot.

"Crap" I whispered and then put my hand over my mouth.

"Nessie?" he seemed more sure now. "Don't be afraid" he soothed as he moved closer.

I was frozen for half a second and he moved closer. I jumped back just as he grasped the air where I was just standing. Luckily, we were interrupted by Alice and Rose screaming.

"MY HAIR!!!! UGH!! MY ROOM!!!" I heard them yell.

I was vibrating and trying with all my strength not to laugh out loud. I ran back to my family.

"Come on" I whispered.Unluckily, Edward, once again, heard and followed the sound of my voice. We stepped back slowly avoiding all leaves.

"I won't hurt you guys . . . err . . . and/or girls but I know you're here and there's more than one of you" he stated. Miraculously, Carlisle called out.

"Edward, come on. I need to see what happened to Jasper and Emmet. They're crazy or mortified or both. Hurry son"

Edward head turned toward the house and to us, back and forth about ten times until he let out a sigh of defeat and walked toward the house. Just as we were finally relaxing, he called out while he tilted his head back.

"I know you guys are there, and you too Nessie, I recognize your voice. I'll find out one way or another" he stated as he walked straight into hell.

Screaming and furious girls, crazy boys and 2 vampires who are to baffled too do anything. Oh, and add vampirism, strength, abilities, and speed. Yep. His own personal hell on earth, courteously of the Swans. We sighed as we ran into the forest and hunted.

"That was close" I said when we finally finished.

"Yeah, we have to be more careful" Will said.

Alex made us visible as we ran back to the house. A we got closer, a new scent became distinguishable.

"That scent . . . Vampire" Sophie sniffed " . . .and none other than Edward Cullen. Well, now we know where he came from" she said.

"Crap, mom" I said as I threw off my equipment and ran inside.


A/N

Hey guys! Sorry I took so long to update. I had family over. Plus, the holiday season is coming up and I'm having a lot of family over so I might not be able to update. Also, I have exams this week so yeah. I have my Algebra 1 Honors Exam

on Friday and it is IMPORTANT!! I need to cram and hard so I might not be able to update soon. I thought I should add a bit of comedy to ease the tension. Day 3 coming soon. What do you guys think so far. I already have ideas. Also . . .

EEEEEPPPPP!!!!! I just won my basketball Championship. Yeah, you heard me, CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!! I'm so happy I'm nearly falling out of my seat. YAY! I haven't won 1 in so long. It's actually pretty hilarious. I'm discordinated and

clumsy and always fall and truip on air and am always slamming into things yet, when I get on the basketball court, I'm coordinated. Weird. Anyway, I dreamt of a story idea last night tell me what you think

Bella is a guardian. She protects the secrecy of the supernatrual world. She takes a break from her duties and goes to Forks, Washington. But will a certain bronze haired someone and his family ruin it or make it the best break ever?

So????? I know it doesn't sound good but it looked so cool in my dream I just had to try. I will still update Broken Love at the same rate I am now so no worries. Hope you enjoy the holidays and all the holidays you may celebrate.

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