Song: Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy me
By: Tata Young
*~*~*~* Santana *~*~*~*
I sat at my kitchen table and pulled my hair back into a loose pony tail. I faced the black and silver camera I was using for the stupid glee summer assignment. It made a few dings and bings before the light on the front went from green to red to show that it was recording. I pouted lightly and sat up straighter.
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me.
"Hey, guys. It's about three in the morning and I'm up to get ready for cheerios practice because Sue Sylvester is obviously a sadist for making us continue to have practice even though it's summer. Anyways, right now I just got up and I'm still in my pajamas." I leaned back in my chair and showed off my purple night gown. "I thought I'd do a quick run through of what I'm going to be doing today. First I'll be getting ready then going to cheerios practice then I'll have some time to kill until later when I have a date. So as you can see, I have all of my make-up here with me now and I'll show what I go through to look even more perfect than I already am." I smiled. "Pay attention, Berry, you might learn a thing or two."
First I started with clearing my face of anything that might cause me to mess up and I put on some eyeliner first. Then was a light shade of eye shadow. I outlined my lips with lip liner then used lipstick before I finished them off with a small amount of gloss. I quickly finished with a light dusting of blush before I began on my hair. I brushed it back smoothly and tied it tightly in the back. I sighed and smiled at the camera.
I'm the kind of girl that girls don't like
I'm the kind that the boys fantasize
I'm the one your mom and your dad were afraid you'd turn out to be like
I may seem unapproachable,
But that's only to the guys who don't have the right approach or ride
That makes a girl like me wanna hop in and roll.
"Alright, now I've gotta get dressed. Sorry boys, going to keep this clean." I winked and hurried to get dressed in my cheerios uniform. I sat down again and checked my hair once again to make sure that it was perfect. "Alright now I'm going to see what I have for breakfast." I joked and put down a paper plate that had nothing on it in front of me. "Delicious!" I smiled. "No, seriously, I don't eat breakfast; too many problems with weight come from people who eat in the mornings. Alright time to go to practice."
I walked out to the car and said hi to the neighbors little girl, Sarah, who sleep walks and wonders outside while I was getting into my car. I turned on the radio and set the camera on the dash board while I began to drive off and head to cheerios practice.
"I guess I could take this time to explain my song. It's Sexy Naughty Bitchy by Tata Young because it's who I am. The song describes me almost down to a 'T'. We all know that I'm sexy, I can be naughty," I gave a small growl and flirtatious smirk. "And if anyone ever messes with my men then I can be the biggest bitch ever." I pouted and turned the corner into the parking lot of the school parking lot. "Okay we're here."
I grabbed the camera and got out of my car. It was quiet as I got out of the car. I grabbed my bag from the back and started walking towards the field. Then I turned when my name was called out by a familiar voice. I smiled into the camera and turned it to view my best friend Brittany. I waved.
"Hey, Brit!" I yelled back at her as we walked closer to each other.
"Look, I'm filming me filming you filming me!" She exclaimed to her own camera excitedly. I nodded at her and we started walking towards the field for cheerios practice. Brittany and I were separated slightly when I went one way around a car and she went the other.
"Doesn't she look great today?" I asked, turning the camera towards Brittany while she spoke about sharks or whatever.
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I'm like a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent.
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I like to play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me.
"Alright ladies!" Coach Sylvester power walked out onto the field, blowing a whistle loudly as she took her place and started shouting at us with her mega phone. "Get into positions!" She shouted directly into my ear.
"I'm going to set my camera on the bleachers while we have cheerios practice." I said to the camera while I headed that way. I dropped my gym bag on the steps next to the camera.
"Oh, hey, Kurt!" I looked over when Brittany came to stand next to me. Hummel was dragging slowly to the stands where he could set his stuff. As usual, he didn't have a single hair out of place. It was quite obvious that he'd been loosing a lot of weight lately. It especially showed in his face. When glee club had first begun he had cute baby cheeks but now they were less rounded. He still looked like a little puppy and even I had to admit I just wanted pick him up and hug him close to me.
"Ugh, I hate mornings." He grumbled before sighing in a frustrated manor and taking off towards the field. I put one hand on my hip and one hand at my side as I swayed over to the other girls.
I swore that by the end of the day I was going to attempt kicking Mrs. Sylvester's ass. She had started a rant right in the middle of a cheer, telling us not to break position. I had started to get dizzy headed from holding my arms over my head and standing on top of some other girl. Brittany kept glancing up at me worriedly from the corner of her eye. She was really lucky she got to be on the ground. Kurt was semi-lucky because he was on the ground but the position he was in looked extremely difficult to hold and I was sure that Sue Sylvester was a sadist now.
Finally cheerios practice ended and I was getting in my car. I placed the camera back on the dash board and sighed into it. I took out some lip gloss from my glove box and used my rear view mirror to put some on. I blinked at my reflection and smiled, feeling starved from having not eaten anything this morning and it was almost lunch time. I put away the lip gloss and addressed the camera again.
"Alright so to kill some time until later tonight when I have my date Brit, Kurt and I decided to go out to grab something to eat. There goes Brit's car now." I started driving after her and following her to the restaurant. We stood waiting for Kurt to get away from his dad to go into the restaurant. Seriously, his dad treats him like he's five.
The conversation lagged a little while we waited in the restaurant to get our food. There were tons of screaming kids in here and all of us were really tired from practice so we all had our heads down, trying to block out the noise. After a while I had to pop two pills to get rid of the major headache I had gained. Finally our food came and all of us decided to eat daintily. It was kind of like a competition to see who could eat the least without not eating.
"Okay, let me be the one to break the ice-"I was cut off by Brittany reaching over and sticking a piece of ice into my hand. "It was an expression, Brit!"
"Oh, sorry." I tossed the piece of frozen liquid harshly into a napkin and rolled my eyes.
"Anyways, go on…" Kurt spoke, staring at Brittany as though she had another head.
"So you and Hudson, huh?" I asked. He turned to me and blinked, his cheeks turning a nice rosey shade of pink. He was probably the cutest gay boy I'd ever met. Though that's not saying much since we live in Lima Ohio where there are a total of three four gay people, Rachel's two dads, Kurt and apparently now Finn.
"Aw, you look like a puppy when you make that face!" Brittany cheered him and reached across the table to pat his hand.
"Shush, I'm trying to get to something important." I told her and she looked down in apology. "Okay, Finn's about the only guy that we," I gestured between Brit and I. "Haven't made out with but that's really only because he's such a goody two shoes. So, tell us, is he a good kisser?" Kurt's eyes almost popped out of his head then. He stuttered innocently and looked down for the rest of our meal, trying to avoid any confrontation. "I don't see the big deal." I spoke to my camera on the table. "I mean, we all know they're together, might as well get some gossip out of it, right?" He just ignored me and sputtered out a sweet nothing. "I'll take that answer as a yes." I smirked triumphantly.
My mouth never takes a holiday
I always shock with the things I say
I was always the kid in school who showed up to each class about an hour late
And when it comes to the guys I'd lay
I always picked the ones who wont figure out I'm a rebel to the idea of monogamy
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I'm like a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent.
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I like to play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me.
Then Brittany brought up cheerios practice and we all began to rant about all the things we wanted to do to Mrs. Sylvester for making cheerios practice really late tomorrow night. At least that gave plenty of time to sleep after my date tonight. Soon we were all finished and got up from our table to leave. AT the front counter where you were supposed to pay there was a teenage boy and all it took was a little flirting to make our meal a total of ten dollars. I gave Brittany a hug as she got in her car and drove away, talking to her camera. I had begun to leave for my car when I saw that Kurt wasn't getting into any cars. I stopped and walked back over to him.
"So, Mr. Hummel, what do you plan on doing for the rest on the day." He smiled and straightened his cheerios uniform.
"Well, Mercedes and Quinn are coming to get me now and we are going to the mall." He looked away and I knew that there was something more he wasn't telling me.
"…And later tonight?" I smirked when he flushed a little.
"Well, Finn's mom and my dad are together now and Finn and his mom are coming over for dinner." I smiled at his blush. It was too easy to get this kid nervous.
"Hence the mall…to get a new outfit for tonight so you can look nice for your dashing prince?" His eyes widened and he looked completely down at his shoes now. I laughed when he practically ran to the car as Mercedes and Quinn pulled up.
"Hey Santana!" They both called out and waved. I waved back and waited until they were gone to head back to my car.
"Okay, so I as well have to get ready for a date tonight so I'm going to head back home so I can get ready. I'm going turn the camera off but I'll turn it back on when I'm all done and dressed and ready." I smiled and turned the camera off from recording.
Sexy, sexy, sexy
Naughty, naughty, naught
Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy
Me.
Sexy, sexy, sexy
Naughty, naughty, naughty
Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy
Me.
Later I was turning on the camera again. I said my hellos and showed off the dress I was wearing for the date. It was red and came to about my knees, hugging tightly to my body. I'd re-done my make-up and hair so they went with the outfit I was wearing as well. I sat down at my kitchen table like I had been this morning and set up the camera just right again. My fingers tapped lightly on the table.
"So, now I'm just waiting for my date to get here. It's the guy who works at that little mini-mart in the town next to ours. He's about an eight on the hotness scale." I rested my chin in my hand. "So because I'm curious, Finn, are you officially gay or bi then? Or is it just Kurt? Do you look at any of the other guys, because you don't seem like the type of guy Brit and I could rate hotness with." Just then the doorbell rang. I smiled grabbed the camera and opened the door. I called out that I was leaving so my parents could do whatever it was they did when they were home alone and I stepped out and linked arms with my date.
"Hey, babe, what's with the camera?" I smirked up at him.
"School assignment." He looked at me in question. "I'm supposed to tape one day from my summer and share it in class." He nodded as opened my door for me when we got to his car. "So tell everyone where we're going."
"Uh, to dinner." He said starting the truck. I rolled my eyes at the camera.
"Okay, to save your small minds some peace, I'm going to do that fast forward thingy for the rest of the night. You know that thing where whenever someone talks it makes their voice all high and you move really quickly."
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I'm like a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent.
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I like to play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me.
The rest of the night was just like a casual date. We ate dinner with a ton of flirting and touching and we even sang on the way home. I could easily tell where this was going. I stopping him from going back to my house and instead. We ended up at the motel. I of course left the camera in the car. When we came back I was still looking fabulous and he was happier than ever. I gave him a kiss on the cheek for goodnight and headed to my house again.
I like all my shorts to be a little too shorty
Unlike all my guys, I like them tall with money
I love all my nights to end a little bit nasty
Can't change the way I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me
I pick my skirts to be sexy
Just like my thoughts a bit naughty
When I out with my girls bitchy
Can't change, I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me.
"Alrighty, now you've spent the day with me. Hope you had as much fin as I just did over your summers and I'll see you all when we get back. Bye!"
A/N:
I didn't choose the song until the end and even then I was watching a Santana video on youtube with this song and I thought it fit her well.
Anyways, review!
