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Pairing: Male Harem/Kagome? (suggestions are welcome)

A/N: Kagome will be referred to Japan here sometimes....


"I apologise for my lateness. My name is Higurashi Kagome. I am the new and temporary representation of Japan....!"

Kagome could already see how exactly Honda Kiku wanted to have a break from being a nation because the moment her sentence ended, the majority of the nations were already on her as they cornered her to the wall.

"Silence, all of you!!" A strict voice finally ordered, causing all the countries to stiffen and freeze. The new Japan sighed silently, eternally grateful to the stern-looking blond male. However, that grateful feeling quickly turned to irritation as said male suddenly turned a gun on her, "I don't believe you. State your real business here." The tall blond male stated, and all the other nations watched with wide eyes – not daring to interfere because they didn't want to get shot by Germany.

"I can see why Kiku needed a break," Kagome sighed, not too terrified that a gun was currently pointed towards her head, "I told you, didn't I? Kiku and I traded places, but don't worry, it's not permanent or anything." The new Japan tried to explain without the need for violence.

"That's impossible," A blond male with large eyebrows glanced at her suspiciously, "Nations can't just 'trade places'." England glanced at the girl, coughing uncomfortably when she simply widened her blue eyes to epic proportions in order to make herself look more innocent.

'From his looks, he must be the United Kingdom,' Kagome thought, remembering the book that Japan had given her earlier that had been filled with descriptions and personalities of all the other nations, "You know," She said slyly, "It's very possible with the help of.... magic," She stated, remembering from the book that England seemed to believe in magic, "The faeries above your head seem to agree with me."

Arthur was speechless, almost unsure of how to react because no one else believed in his magic other than Norway. He was about to say something, but twitched when France beat him to the punch, "I believe you completely, ma cherie!" The Frenchman grabbed at Kagome's hand, caressing them while giving her a seductive look, "I would just love to give you a tour of the–!" He would've been able to finish had it not been for the punch that England threw into his head.

"You don't need to molest the poor lass! If she is really telling the truth, then we don't need you to traumatise Japan, you bloody Wine-bastard!" Arthur snarled at Francis, who simply glared back.

"I believe you because I'm a hero!" Another blond with glasses suddenly butt it, looking rather enthusiastic and interested, though Kagome wasn't really listening because she was more distracted by China.

"So where is Kiku, then?" Yao asked quietly, still a bit worried about Kiku because he still hadn't see him for a while.

Kagome smiled brightly at China, quickly feeling a bond with the Chinese-man because she knew that China had raised Japan from so long ago, "Don't worry, Yao-nii! It's only for two weeks. I'm sure it won't be too long for you to put up with me." Kagome said, knowing that China liked being called 'brother' from the nations he raised (though, technically, he didn't exactly raise her).

China was already in his little fantasy-land when Japan called him 'nii' – and he, also, could feel the bond between them.

"Right, so now that you seem to believe me, let's just get this meeting started." Kagome said dully, not exactly looking forward to this because meetings were just as boring as hell.

Germany still didn't believe this girl, but saw that the other nations all looked rather interested by the new development. And if this girl really wasn't telling the truth, it's not like she could actually do anything to them since she was just so tiny. He sighed, "Japan is right, we simply cannot let another meeting go to waste." He stated, still looking at the girl suspiciously. She simply smiled sweetly back at him, causing him to cough uncomfortably.

"New Japan! You can sit beside me! I will show you the ropes because I am the hero!" The same blond from before (Kagome just had to assume that this was America) stated with a bright smile, grabbing at her arm to pull her over to his chair.

Alfred would have easily dragged her had it not been for the large hand that grabbed her other arm, "Comrade-Alfred ~ don't you think it would be more polite to introduce ourselves first, da?" The tall man said with a childish, yet somehow, dangerous smile that already had shivers running down the former miko's spine, "Become one with Russia?"

'Become.... one?! He's a hentai!!' Kagome twitched, taking more out of that explanation than she probably should have, "T-there's no need for introductions!!" She stuttered, kind of relieved when America frowned and sneered and pushed her behind him.

"Commie-bastard, you don't need to scare off New Japan with your creepiness!" Alfred snapped, not all frightened when Russia waved around his blood-stained pipe threateningly.

"Ve ~ want some pasta, pretty lady?!" Italy offered kindly, also having the same mindset as France to seduce the temporary replacement of Japan. She was really pretty!

"No, she wants a hamburger!" America immediately turned around to grab at Kagome's shoulders just as she was about to accept the pasta to be kind, and instead, a hamburger was shoved into her hands.

"T-thanks....?" Japan stuttered, not much hungry for hamburgers. She couldn't even struggle when America gripped her arm again to drag her back to his seat.

"America! Don't you think you're being too rough with her?! You need to treat a lady with respect!" England sneered, not exactly too happy when France quickly agreed with him, though ignored the Frenchman in order to look at Kagome, "Now then, I propose that we forget this meeting so that we can get to know Japan better. Well?" Arthur glanced at Kagome expectantly, waiting for her answer.

She would've answered, though Alfred thought it would be nice if he answered for her, "Wow, you actually get good ideas once in a while!" The American snickered at England's enraged face, "Alright, I've got dibs on New Japan first!" America stated, though the other nations weren't exactly too happy with that.

"Excuse me?! It was my idea, you bloody twit!" England roared, "Meaning that I should have Japan first!" The Englishman got right into America's face (who, finally, let go of Kagome) to win the argument that would probably happen.

"I think that I should be the first, non? After all, you two do not know romance as I do!" France said dramatically while pulling a rose out of nowhere in order to give to Kagome.

"Japan is my sibling! It should be me – aru!" China huffed hotly, giving Japan what he thought was a brotherly look, though it didn't really come out that way.

"I think I should get Japan first, da?" Russia stated dangerously, easily getting himself into the pile of nations that were all currently fighting over New Japan.

Germany sighed, rubbing at his temple as he also got involved to stop the fighting. Italy simply stood to the side, slurping at his pasta while uttering 'Ve~' every few minutes.

'What the hell am I? A new toy?!' Kagome thought angrily, her pale face was light shade of angry red as she watched the other nations fight over who got to take her out first, 'I definitely can see why Kiku wanted a break now if this is how they always act!' The former miko huffed, almost tempted to walk completely out of the room when something caught her eye.

It was another nation carrying what looked like to be a small polar bear cub. He was looking at the fighting nations timidly and not uttering a word, 'And who is he?' Kagome wondered, giving the other fighting nations another look, 'The nations that are a part of the G8 are: America, England, France, Russia, Germany, Italy, Japan, and...... Canada! So, that must be Canada, then!' Kagome smirked, mentally congratulating herself for remembering all the G8 members.

He didn't look as insane as the other members, "You're Canada, right?" Kagome asked kindly, smiling brightly when he jumped in obvious shock, looking at her with widened eyes.

"Y-you can see me?" He asked in a voice that wasn't much louder than a whisper, "Y-you know who I am?"

It was Kagome's turn to blink, "What? You think I haven't heard of the country of Canada? Most educated people have...." The former miko said thoughtfully, eagerly looking towards the polar bear he was holding, "Anyways, you seem to be the most normal here. C'mon, let's just get out of here." Kagome stated, looking to the other fighting nations with a dry look, sighing.

The Canadian's cheeks went red as she grabbed his sleeve to lightly drag him out of the room, though he didn't protest too much because she actually recognised him for who he was.

It was about ten minutes later that the other nations finally noticed that 'New' Japan was missing (but none of them noticed that Canada was missing).

"I already told you all! America has dibs on New Japan!"


Anyways, suggestions for pairings are welcome