Roy Mustang's Infallible Book of Pick Up Lines.

Line 3.

On a clear night in Central, with the full moon glistening in the sky, Roy Mustang smiled to himself on the park bench where he sat. There was a gorgeous blond beside him, who was obviously wanting some attention from him.

Roy looked at her, his expression showing concentration, and she smiled sweetly. Roy looked up at the moon for a second, and then at her again. He looked back at the moon one final time and sighed, looking troubled.

"Is there something wrong?" The woman asked gently.

Roy looked at her and smiled as charmingly as he could. "Well, I always thought a full moon was the most beautiful sight, but now that your here, the moon is dull in comparison."

Line 4.

It's a busy day of work in Central, and Roy looks up to the clock to reveal, to his relief, that it is, in fact break time.

So he bids farewell to Riza, who pointedly caresses her gun while instructing him to be back on time, and makes his way out of the office.

Roy finds himself smiling as he runs into a pale, brunette girl, who he knows works answering phones for the military. "Oh, wow. Did it hurt?"

The girl looks around self consciously, before asking, confused, "Did what hurt, sir?"

Time for the knockout smirk, while he replies, "When you fell from heaven. Only angels have a right to be that beautiful."

Okay, and thats the next two. I hope you enjoyed them. By the way, if anyone has a line they want me to use, or someone they want a line to be used on, then say so in your reviews.

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