This is my first story, hope you like it.
Note: I don't own anything except possibly the Bonzai Bonana. Thanks for reading.
"Jack! Get up you lazy boy!" Jack, or Rai in Jack's body, was sitting on a stool and slumped over a table with various parts scattered across it. A puddle of drool leaked from his mouth, soaking a wrench.
Ugh...Maybe if I keep sleeping they'll leave me alone, Rai thought, thinking he was still at the temple.
"Jack! Quit fooling around! There's a new sheng gong wu!" The voice was louder and seemed familiar.
Wait...That raspy voice. Is that Wuya?
Rai
My eyes sprang open only to find Wuya's ugly face was right in front of mine. I quickly sprang into a fighting stance and looked around finding various robot parts scattered across the floor. There was drool on the table that my head had been laying on and a stool knocked over.
"JACK! Are you paying attention! Wipe that drool off your face and get to it!"
Is she calling me Jack?
"JACK! Don't make me fly through that empty head of yours!"
She is... I looked down at my body and noticed I was wearing a black robe. My hands were pale and had Jack's weird fingerless gloves on them. I rubbed my head and felt goggles.
...And...is that makeup on my face? My eyes widened.
"JACK!"
"Okay! Okay!" This must be some weird dream. Ugh...I shouldn't've eaten Clay's Southern Surprise... I decided to go with it for the heck of it. Hopefully this dream would end soon enough.
"Well? Aren't you going to activate your heli-bot?" came Wuya's annoying, raspy voice.
"Uh...sure...but...how do I do that again?"
Wuya wanted to smack herself in the face. Actually, she wanted to smack me in the face. (A/N: I don't actually know how Jack activates his helicopter thing, so I'll make something up for now.)
"Press that button on the center of your chest." She pointed to where the straps of my backpack met on the front of my chest. I pressed it and felt blades extend from the pack. The blades started spinning faster and faster, and soon I was lifted off my feet. But I kept getting higher and higher and higher until I was about to crash into the ceiling.
"How do you fly this thing?" I quickly pressed the button again and the blades retracted.
Thud!
I landed on my butt and stood up, rubbing it gingerly.
"Jack! Out of all the times to be stupider than usual, you choose now! Ugh...we're never gonna get there in time...just take that hovercar you have and hurry up!" She pointed to a red button in the wall. I ran over and pressed it. Underneath me the floor gave away and I landed in a hovercar. Wuya floated in and pointed to a green button. I pressed it and the hovercar's top closed. Belts strapped around me while the car honed in on the sheng gong wu. Wuya raspily muttered curses under her breath before the car sped off into a tunnel.
"Aaaaah!" I screamed as we came closer to a light that would be the exit. Wuya looked at me strangely.
"You've been acting weird lately, Jack. Did you slip and hit your head last night?"
"Uh...no. Just had a weird dream."
Wuya looked at me oddly for another few seconds before facing forward and telling me about the sheng gong wu.
"It's the Bonzai Banana. It allows its user to shoot a slippery banana substance."
I know Dashi was a prankster, but Bonzai Banana? That's one of the most useless sounding things I've ever heard of other than Ants in the Pants. Ah well, atleast the ride is relaxing. Clouds whizzed by silently on both sides making me forget about the weird dream I was in.
"Well, here we are," Wuya snapped. Suddenly we landed and the belts around me released just before the roof opened and ejected me towards the sheng gong wu. I landed on my belly and slid forward, my chin scratching against the dirt. My body scrunched forward and skidded to a halt. I must've fallen off my bed.
"Jack Spicer, you will not get that wu!" The accent, the arrogant tone... I looked up and saw Omi, Clay, Kimiko, Dojo, and...me? What a crazy dream.
I got up and noticed an odd looking banana that was open. I ran to get it just as Omi got to it.
"Jack, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! My Orb of Tornami against your Monkey Staff!" A robot popped out of the hovercar's trunk and quickly handed me the Monkey Staff.
"We will play a game of dodgeball! First one to get hit by a ball loses! Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!"
The forest that had been around us cleared away and balls hung in the branches around the field. Pieces of the ground lifted up, forming holes and midair platforms. We were both unphased by the tremors and noises out of habit.
"Gong Yi Tanpai!" we both shouted.
I used the monkey staff and grabbed a ball from the surrounding branches. I threw it and Omi easily dodged it.
"Hah! Foolish Jack Spicer! Your wimpy throws are no match for my tiger instincts! I could beat you with both feet behind my ears!"
"That's both arms tied behind my back Omi," I replied.
"But why would I do that?"
I threw another ball and missed.
"Orb of Tornami! Water!" Omi sent a wave of water towards me filled with dodgeballs. I jumped on to a platform quickly and avoided the attack. I threw one dodgeball and Omi dodged to the left. I threw another and Omi dodged to the right. I surprised him by throwing one from my tail, but he caught it (which doesn't count as anything in this showdown). This seemed to be going on for a while, us jumping up and down platforms, diving into holes, throwing and evading, until finally the trees started throwing dodgeballs.
"Are you kidding me?" I yelled.
"Why would I be joking now?" Omi shouted back.
It seemed as time went on the trees started throwing more and more until we were caught in the chaos of a dodgeball battlefield. We both dodged continuously, using our martial arts skills, until we finally decided to start attacking directly. Omi picked up a ball and so did I. Throwing wouldn't work since there were so many balls in the air.
"Goose cooking donkey!" Omi yelled, attempting to strike me with the ball in his grasp.
"Ox pulling ostrich!" I yelled, attempting to counter.
Leopard strike!
Panda popping collar!
Moose making chocolate!
Fat lady singing!
"Your moves are good. Where did you learn them?" Omi asked amidst the chaos.
"Oh, I just make them up as I go."
Omi looked shock before unleashing one of his best attacks.
"Repulse the monkey!"
He kicked me and I landed on the ground. He smiled triumphantly before getting hit by a ball thrown by a tree and losing. The air cleared of dodgeballs and the scenery changed back to normal. I stood smirking and no longer in monkey form with the three wu in hand and headed towards the hovercar.
"Good job Jack! I thought you were going to do something stupid, but you've done well!" Wuya praised.
Omi and the others looked at me strangely as I left.
"How did Jack...?"
"It's alright Omi...I guess Jack's been training," assured Kimiko.
"But-"
"Let's get back before we're late for lunch guys," Dojo stated. He enlarged himself and the four flew off, Omi still puzzled over what had happened.
As Wuya and I got back, I sighed, tired after beating them. I had a quick lunch and a few pudding cups, which Jack had a lot of.
"Jack? You've been oddly quiet today. You usually talk too much...it's almost unnerving seeing you like this."
"Nah...I'm just waiting to get out of this dream."
"Dream?" Wuya looked at me quizzically.
"Yea. I'm sure I'll wake up soon and everything'll be back to normal."
"Now Jack, I know winning is unusual for you, but-"
"Well, I mine as well do whatever until I wake up."
Wuya seemed to be in deep thought and floated off somewhere, so I left Jack's house and strolled casually into a park near his house. There was a hot blonde chick sitting on a bench nearby. Meh...this is my dream.
I smoothly sat by her and wrapped an arm around her.
"Hey good looking. Come by often?"
"Eeeek!" she shrieked. She slapped me and quickly ran away. My face burned and had a red mark on it. But then it hit me. Well... three things hit me including the chick.
Considering I was Jack, that must've been really creepy. And second, that slap felt so real. I rubbed my cheek and it actually burned as if I were awake. Psshh...There's no way I'm awake. Otherwise... I punched myself in the arm and gave myself a bruise. What! My eyes widened.
"Why aren't I waking up!"
I punched myself more. Random people were walking by and pointing at me. Confused and embarrassed, I ran back to Jack's basement.
This has to be a dream...I don't want to be creepy Jack Spicer!
I grabbed my head, finger buried in locks of red hair, and sat on the floor, head facing my knees.
"Why aren't I waking up!" Then Wuya floated in, perfect timing as always.
"Jack! Jack! Are you alright? Did your mother make you clip her toenails again? JACK!"
I had Rai over panicking at the end, but who wouldn't be?
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