I find yet another reason that a short ranger is awesome. Enjoy!

Reason 5: you can see things that could trip you.

Will was just walking along, normally when someone decided to arrest him.

Well not so innocently…but still, no reason. Other than the fact that he was going to throw the governor of Iyvor into the moat (He learned it from Halt) he wasn't doing anything wrong.

At least, he didn't think he did anything wrong.

Walking along, Will looked around to see if there was any escape route. So far, there were none.

The guard was pretty smug.

"See Ranger!" He exclaimed with glee, "Not even Rangers can get away with trying to throw the governor in the moat!"

Will said nothing. This guard was probably an arrow short of a full quiver.

"Yeah, sure…" He replied, not really interested.

The guard snorted and continued on.

Will on the other hand, was now interested. They were coming upon a kitchen. And he knew, if there was a kitchen, there was something to slip on.

So, Will smartly kicked the guard in the shins and ran.

"Ahh!" Will screamed as he ran through the kitchen. Sadly, there was no one there to hear him.

"Guess I have to do this myself." He grumbled. And tried to pull out an arrow. But his quiver was gone so it looked strange.

He cursed and looked around for something to use to make the man mad.

And then, he spotted it. The holy item. The greatest thing of all.

A banana peel.

Will smiled happily as he spotted the guard. The man roared and charged at him like a bull. Will, of course, was holding a large piece of red cloth.

"Come on!" Will taunted, "How's my nice little sheep?"
"!"

"Ok…"

And with that final remark, the man crashed into the kitchen and…right onto the banana peel.

Will winced as the saw the man go into a trash can.

"Ow…"