Riley
Blue 11 jumped at me, and I barely dodged her rapier.
"Y'know, your blue hair's not that bad-looking." I noted.
"Don't flirt with her!" Kylie and Eva said at the same time.
"You don't deserve to flirt with me," Blue 11 said.
"A superiority complex. Interesting." Kylie said.
"I don't have any complexes!" Blue 11 shouted.
"'Cept for a shouting complex." I snickered.
"What did you say?" Blue 11 asked.
"And a hearing problem." Eva said.
Blue 10 attempted to stab me in the stomach, but I sliced her Weapon away, making sparks.
"Hey Kylie," I said. "Can you turn into that freaky gun again?"
"Sure." Kylie said, and changed.
"What kind of gun is that?" Eva asked.
"I don't know. It looks like a revolver, but it's semi-automatic." I said, and pointed it at Blue 11, feeling like an Irish Dirty Harry.
"Quote Dirty Harry and die." Blue 11 said.
"Right then." I said, and shot at her.
Problem was, I missed terribly. I shot again...and again...and again...
"You can't aim!" Eva laughed.
I frowned and shot faster, almost hitting Blue 11 once. Every other shot was a forearm's length away from her.
"Piss!" I shouted, turning the gun sideways and shooting, to see if it would help. I tried every way of shooting I knew- firing from the hip, holding the gun upside-down, everything! -and I missed every shot. Blue 11 even stood still, laughing as I missed.
I frowned, and took Eva out. "Let's just finish this."
"What are you, a pirate?" Blue 11 laughed.
"Yo-ho, bitch." Eva said.
"That was uncharacteristic." I noted. Blue 11 ran forward, attempting to kick me in the side of the head, but I ducked under it, grabbing her ankle and pulling her down.
Blue 10 stood up, frowning.
"Man, I wish Luc were here. He'd be all like 'how dare you use something French!'" I thought, ignoring Blue 11.
Blue 11 shouted "Yo! Ugly! Look at me!"
"Why are you ignoring her?" Eva asked.
"I can't fight a girl, and this chick hates not being the center of the world." I said, and winked. "It's tactical."
Eva blushed brightly.
"This is dangerous," Kylie whispered.
"Why are you ignoring me!" Blue 11 shouted.
"Fighting is dangerous." I said.
Blue 11 ran at me, and I spun around, narrowly avoiding her.
"I wonder what's going on in Naruto." I thought. "Man, it's hard. I'm on chapter two-hundred and ninety-one, and there's, like, five-hundred chapters."
A/N: At time of writing, there are five-hundred chapters precisely and exactly. -MN1
I took out my iPod and started bobbing my head, as if I was listening to music.
"Notice me!" Blue 11 shouted, sitting down and freaking out.
"So, Eva, are you interested in any music?" I asked.
"I don't like music." Eva said.
"How is that possible?" I asked. "I can't understand how someone wouldn't like music."
"Hey, Riley, do you read fanfiction?" Eva asked.
I shrugged. "A little, I suppose. Any good ones?"
"There's this one for Naruto called Naruto: Kyl-" Eva began.
"Hey, Blue's freaking out." Kylie said.
I turned to see Blue 11 shouting on the floor, crying.
"The world doesn't revolve around you, Blue." I said. "Nothing will change that. You need to get help if it's this-"
Blue suddenly shot up, piercing me through the side with her rapier.
"Do you really think I'm that self-absorbed. So easy to-" Blue said when, suddenly, I socked her in the face, knocking her out.
"Ow." I said, pulling the rapier out of my side.
"What are you going to do?" Kylie asked.
I looked down at Blue. "Everyone gets a chance," I said. "We'll give her one when we get to Death City."
A teenage boy with gray hair climbed up from the train car. He was lithe, and kind of short, with grey eyes.
"Lemme guess," I said. "Gray nine."
"Gray six." The teen said.
"Close." I shrugged. "Why are you working with these guys?"
"Getting my little sister killed wasn't an option." Gray six said. "My mom and dad still don't know what's up. Think I'm in a boarding school."
"Adults, right?" Kylie laughed.
"Yeah." Gray nodded.
I fist-bumped Gray six. "You seem cool. Look over Blue 11 'til we can get some of the cops or something. I'll make sure you don't get any time in prison."
Gray six smiled, but frowned when he saw Blue 11. "Dude, this chick's nuts. Very unstable."
"I can tell." I said, holding my side.
Gray six held out some bandages, which I took, and walked over to Blue. "If she wasn't insane, she'd be a pretty cute girl."
"Maybe I knocked part of her brain into place." I said.
"Maybe." Gray said hopefully. "By the way, my name's Robert. Friends call me Robbie."
"See ya', Robbie." I said. "I'm Riley."
"Riley McConnell?" Robbie asked.
I nodded.
"Can't see why they'd want you arrested." Robbie said. "Whatever. Not like they can catch you."
I shrugged. "Hey, why hasn't her Weapon changed back?"
"I'm her Weapon. I wasn't going to fight against you guys- I mean, Li's far away from my sister now, so he couldn't hurt her -so she grabbed a normal sword." Robbie said. "Lot of good it did her."
