The Last Angel:
By Mathieu Leader
11th Doctor Timeline set between Flesh and Stone and Vampires of Venice:
8th Doctor Timeline occurs in the Time War:
Chapter One Meeting Me:
Amy Pond dressed in a red skirt her auburn hair tied in a bun sitting in a chintz armchair "What where the oddest adventures you ever had?"
The Doctor dressed in a tweed jacket sporting a purple bows tie his black hair unruly his dark brown eyes darting around the console room.
He said nervously "There was that time I had a pint in the Queen Vic... Facing monsters at the shape time, one time I met T.E Lawrence the aptly named Lawrence of Arabia, on a camel after yetis attacked him.
He continued coolly
Also there was that time I battled insects and a nasty cat at Whitehall when me and my companions where merely an inch high, and then I went to Blackpool once and played games with a mad toymaker and ooh I was a contestant on Big Brother in the year 200100,"
Amy said excitedly "Ooh that's interesting,"
The Doctor and Amy heard thunderous knocking coming from the TARDIS doors.
Amy said worried "Should you get the door Doctor?"
The Doctor said outraged "Oh no Ms. Pond, that would be a grave mistake to make. The temporal radiation would turn the TARDIS into dust when in transit in the Time Vortex!"
The Doctor then said angrily muttering to himself "Plus, I cannot remake a TARDIS. I forgot how to do that and it tells us in the manual but I threw that into a fucking supernova!"
Amy said disapprovingly "That's not polite,"
The Doctor said scared "This is not good knocking is not a good sign. I know I once went on an aeroplane I met with something that I cannot explain, also I was told I was going to die in my last body when something knocks four times well I guess it's better late than never, "
Amy said annoyed "Oh don't be so superstitious,"
Amy opened the TARDIS doors and a man dressed in dark black jacket with dark brown curly hair with green eyes entered the room.
The Doctor said ecstatically "Lord Byron it's really you!"
The man replied shouting in frustration "Don't you recognise yourself when was the last time you looked in the mirror!"
The Doctor said bored "I cannot say that I have really,"
The Doctor then said curiously "Which incarnation of mine are you?"
The curly haired man replied curtly "I'm your eighth self,"
The Doctor said happily "Did you know Amy the number eight in China is a very lucky number!"
Amy shouted "Doctor, Look at you it looks like you're in danger!"
Amy gestured the Eighth Doctor to sit in the chintz armchair and the Doctor spoke darkly "You might think that! But recently my life has become very unlucky; I must be getting senile in my old age with me going constantly off tangent,"
Amy giggled
The Doctor said hotly "What do you want exactly then I might be some help to you?"
The Doctor said grimly "I've noticed recently there have been cracks following me everywhere, the Daleks are amassing their fleet on Gallifrey,"
He continued darkly "But I have postponed all of that as their is a Weeping Angel emerging from the Medusa Cascade and if it gets into the Time War things could get sour,"
Amy screamed "Oh, no not those heartless bastards!"
The Doctor said quietly "Amy, that angel did survive the whole Crash of Byzantium, and must have fell through the crack and got back to its point of origin the Medusa Cascade. It is called that for a reason word association its called, Medusa the legendary gorgon turned people to stone, and when spaceships ventured into the cascade they got turned to stone and that's why its that,"
The Eighth Doctor said eagerly "The cascade is a nexus point in time allowing anyone or anything for that matter to go anywhere in time and if that angel enters the Time War we're doomed,"
Amy said sarcastically "Let me guess we're going to the scary crap Cascade, "
The Doctors said in unison crossly "That's but mind your language the TARDIS language filters do not work on the inside!"
To be continued this Tuesday
Story notes:
The adventures the doctor where referring too where firstly the 1993 special Dimensions in Time:
Secondly An undocumented adventure where 11 met TH Lawrence,
Thirdly an Adventure in his sixth incarnation where the Doctor met the Celestial Toymaker in an unmade serial called the Nightmare Fair:
The Doctor makes reference to a classic serial called the Planet of the Giants
And the Doctor makes reference to the Bad Wolf Incident:
The Doctor also makes reference to Midnight and the End of Time
