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Hidan's plan was fool proof, if by fool proof you meant destined to fail. He was planning to push Naruto into the old abandoned community pool. The pool was a hotspot for small children and teenagers… shouldn't their parents know better?

Everything was set up, well it was because their wasn't anything to set up.

Hidan had just gotten there from his part time job as an ice cream man. Little did he know, this would lead to his undoing.

One little twerp came up to him and tugged on his man apron.

"Can I have an ice cream cone?"

"No! I'M NOT A FUCKING ICE CREAM MAN! DO YOU SEE A FUCKING VAN HERE? NO! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE AN ICECREAM MAN?"

The poor scarred for life little kid ran off. Once again Hidan didn't know how his actions would affect him.

Ten minutes later, Hidan was at the bottom of the emptied pool that had a foot of yucky rain water. Thankfully the children had stopped throwing rocks at him. But it still sucked.

Meanwhile

"Drink it," the creepy plant dude demanded.

"No, it looks gross," the blonde replied.

"But it's good for you," the plant coaxed.

"No,"

"It tastes good," Zetsu tried.

"If it's so fucking good, why don't you drink it?"

"Fine, I will." Zetsu uncapped the goopy green liquid and chugged it all.

Immediately he dropped to the ground and started to convulse in a seizure like mannor.

"Uh… I'm just going to-a- oh look, there's my ride." The blonde stammered and quickly fled the scene. Things weren't looking good for the plant dude and Naruto didn't want to get charged with murder. He was never here, you didn't see anything.

Things weren't going well for the Akatsuki.