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Lloyd, Collette, Genis and Raine reached Meltokio without any mishaps. They were about to open the door when they heard a very loud smashing noise quickly followed by a "stay out of my stuff you stupid chosen!" that they recognized to be Sheena.

"Do we really want to know?" Lloyd asks as he walks through the door. Zelos was slumped against a wall surrounded by the remains what used to be a vase of flowers.

"Hey bud!" Zelos exclaimed, "Will you save me from this banshee? Like now?"

"Hello Zelos!" Collette replied.

"Why don't one of you two tell us what happened?" Raine asked, completely ignoring Zelos' plea for help. She could always heal him later.

Sheena was the first to comply. "Well, I just got back from a trip to Mizuho to make sure they were ok without my being there. So I dropped my bag on the couch here and went upstairs for a second. And when I came back this chosen was snooping through my bag and pulling out all my stuff and—"

"That is so not what happened!" Zelos exclaimed while getting off the floor, "I was trying to discover whose bag was here. I thought it was Sheena's until I found this!" Zelos was now holding up a tube of what appeared to be… lotion?

"You carry lotion Sheena?" Genis inquired.

"Doesn't every girl?" Both Collette and Sheena replied.

"Yes." Zelos said in a very suave voice, "but do you carry relaxing body lotion?" At this Sheena turned very red, very fast.

"Give me that you ridiculous Chosen!" Sheena exclaimed, launching herself over the couch at his throat. Everyone else was still in a stunned silence at Zelos' earlier statement. None of them actually moved to help Zelos until they heard the sound of a smack to the face and Sheena running up the stairs, lotion and bag in hand. Lloyd and Genis pried Zelos off of the wallpaper while Raine sat on the couch waiting for her patient because there was no way he got slapped like that without getting his nose broken. No one noticed Collette sneaking up the stairs to talk to Sheena, who was probably still embarrassed.

Chapter 2 is done! Chapter 3 will probably be up sometime soon, I hope. Review please!