Summary: Based on Kafaru's True Meaning to Care. Naruto brought Sasuke back after the Battle at The Valley of the End. Kakashi has shown his true colors and continues favoring Sasuke. Sakura keeps on putting down Naruto. Sasuke is still an arrogant, spoiled brat. And Naruto still has his mask on. But something happens that will start to show the true Naruto. Very Powerful and Talented Naruto Extreme Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke Bashing NaruHina, NejiOc, HidaKona, GaaTen, KibaOc, ShinoOc, ChoIno, ShikaTema AND OC Pairings.

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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

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Normal Pov

"Naruto, what is love?" Cleopatra asked.

The Kage/Goddess had taken to it to help the three young shinobi train. She mainly focused on the mental and vocal aspects that they would need. Most of the time the originals would listen, but in special cases the Kage Bunshins would listen.

"Love?"

Cleopatra sighed, "Love is the most powerful emotion one can harbor. In one way or another it affects each of the other emotions. So tell me why you love Hinata?"

"…She's one of the few that treated me like I was human. She was so kind to me, she never put me down…I don't think I could live my life without her. I love her, I do. I have no other way to explain it." Cleopatra smiled at his explanation.

"Love affects your desire as well, Naruto. One Desire could be power to protect the ones they love. But even the slightest taint can turn that into greed. And when someone as such watches a loved one die, knowing that they could have saved that person, brings them to this question; 'What is the point having power if I can't use it to protect the ones I love?' Many don't know the answer and it leads them to lose confidence and such. There are only two ways to prevent this. You either find the answer to that question or you make sure it never happens." Naruto silently processed the speech in his head. It leads him to one conclusion.

Love is complicated.

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(Hokage Tower-Hokage Office)

The other nine members of the Konoha 12 and their senseis were currently in a meeting with Tsunade. "Tsunade-sama, where is Naruto, Hinata and Tenten?" asked Ino.

"They are currently long term mission and will return for the Chuunin Exams. Anyway, you are all here because I have decided to rearrange all teams. With Shikamaru as a Chuunin I will add a new member to Team 7. Naruto however is going to be with Hinata and Tenten under Sarutobi Asuma. Under Yuuhi Kurenai will be Neji, Kiba and Shino and under Maito Gai will be Ino, Choji and Lee. That is all. All but the Senseis are to leave." The students obliged. Just as Tsunade was about to speak Cleopatra entered the room.

"Tsunade, how about we make a few Kage Bunshins to do the paper work and go out to eat?" Kakashi stared at her and started flirting with her.

"Kakashi-san I will not go out with you."

"Why not?"

Tsunade cut in, "Because Kakashi, Not only is she married woman, but she is the Yukage of Yugakure." Kakashi looked mortified.

"My deepest apologies Yukage-sama; where is my new student Tsunade-sama?" She wrote an address on a piece of paper. "His name is Sai. You're dismissed Kakashi." The Copy ninja nodded before hightailing it out of the Hokage tower.

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(Namikaze Clan Estate)

"Guess what guys!!?" Hicha started shaking the three shinobi.

"What?"

"It's prank Naruto's old team day!!"

Three Genin looked at each other before letting grins grow on their faces.

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(Sasuke)

Sasuke was brooding as he made his way through the village, quietly brainstorming ideas and ways to kill Itachi. Just as he was about to take a turn his body was hit with Ino's Shintenshin no Jutsu (Mind Body Switch Technique).

Sasuke (Ino) walked to the village square took off all his clothes off except his boxers that were pink with hearts and started shaking his butt around singing I'm too Sexy for My Shirt.

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Hiashi was taking a walk around the village with Hanabi, enjoying his time. As he rounded a corner with his daughter, he spotted Sasuke and what the Uchiha was doing before covering Hanabi's eyes as fast he could and turning the other direction.

Inoichi, Shikaku and Choza stared at the self-proclaimed 'Genius of the Uchiha Clan' (Of course you're the genius, the rest are all dead, dumbass!!) with wide, scared eyes.

"Inoichi, Choza!!!! We must hurry to the Hokage!! Orochimaru's cursed seal has finally corrupted him!!" Shikaku yelled. The three made a beeline for the Hokage Office.

Tsume and Hana were laughing out loud at the Uchiha while a whole herd of Sasuke fan girls were screaming in delight.

In the bushes the whole Konoha 12 were having fits of laughter excluding, Ino, whose body was being held by Chouji, Sasuke obviously and Sakura, for she was with the herd of fan girls. Kiba had a video camera in his hand, recording every second for blackmail.

Nearby Yuuku was setting up the next prank. If you came near the building you could of heard the sound of a cash register *cha-ching* and a fit of ten people laughing.

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(Kakashi)

Kakashi silently walked to the book store, planning to buy a new edition of the Icha Icha series while wondering what it was like as he read his current version.

He entered the store, and made his way to the clerk, not paying attention to his surroundings.

"May I please have a copy of Icha Icha Volume 13?"

"I am sorry sir, we're sold out and the next shipment doesn't come for another five months."

Kakashi felt his blood run cold. You wanna know why?

This was the only book store in the village.

And the Library doesn't have Porn in stock.

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Nearby both groups were getting ready for the next prank.

All I can say is this; it involved a ton of honey.

And a lot of running for Haruno.

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(Sakura)

The Bitch was currently fawning over a picture of Sasuke from his little episode at her Team's training ground.

As she stood up from her spot, she felt something wet and sticky on her head. Soon enough, she was drenched in honey and was screaming.

Not even noticing the sound of roaring and buzzing amongst the trees.

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No, this is not a filler chapter, this is necessary and if told you why, it would ruin the surprise. All well, R&R!!!!