Hey everyone! To help me introduce today, I have with me Kyo and Tohru!

Tohru: Hi!!!

Kyo: Whatever.

Tohru, thank our reviewer?

Tohru: Sure!! weird gAL146 you get cookies! Yay! Is this soon enough for you? And yes, Jamie added in a bit of TohruxKyo, but the Fruits Baskets people getting paired up is going to happen a lil bit later.

Kyo: Warning. A few swear words sprinkled throughout. Yeah. And a cliffhanger of sorts at the end.

Anyways, on with the fic!!!

START

*Edward POV*

"Bella!" A voice called. The four of us immediately turned in the direction of the voice. Tohru was running towards us. "Alice! Edward! Elisa! Wait up!" I tuned into her thoughts. 'I hope they want to walk to school with us. They seem so nice.' I frowned. This girl is like human Bella in more ways than one. Alice noticed my frown which I was forcing into a smile. She looked at me questioningly.

"Later." I said. Elisa and Bella's eyebrows rose ever so slightly. "Later." I said again.

"Hi Tohru!" Bella called. Tohru waved, when suddenly she tripped. Bella rushed forwards at an almost inhuman speed and caught her. "Are you okay?" Bella smiled. I looked back to see the boys, Kyo and Yuki, as well as an older, black haired man, staring in awe at Bella. To try to catch their attention, I waved at them.

"Hello Yuki, Kyo." The 3 of them snapped their heads up and looked at me. I smiled as I tapped into their thoughts. 'Holy…what the hell just happened? Bella was there, and then she was there. And their all so beautiful! What is going on?' Was Yuki's thoughts. 'I'm glad she caught her, no matter how weirdly. I hate it when Tohru trips and I can't catch her. Otherwise I'd have accidentally revealed the curse to 4 inhuman people.' Was Kyo's thoughts. That was weird. More about the curse or the secret. I tapped into the 3rd guys mind. 'High school girls, high school girls. Those are some beautiful high school girls in their short skirts.' I growled very, very quietly, but the black haired guy looked straight at me. Dog hearing? Impossible.

"Go on now, you'll be late for school!" The perverted man said.

"Yeah, you're right. See you, Shigure." Yuki said. Shigure is his name.

"Whatever, bye." Kyo said. They walked down the path and when they reached Tohru and Bella Kyo grabbed Tohru's hand. She looked up at him and smiled. Quite the love there, weak girl and strong guy. Oh wait, that was me and Bella before she turned vampire. Right. Ha. When Bella got to us I wrapped an arm around her shoulder and kissed her lightly on the mouth. The 3 humans looked puzzled.

"Um, isn't she your sister?" Yuki asked.

"No, well, not by blood." Alice laughed in her head. Note to self, stick tongue out later. "Our parents, Carlisle and Esme, are only in their twenties. So we all got adopted. This is Bella Masen. And Elisa Soma. Alice and I are Cullen's, and so is Emmett. Rosalie and Jasper are Hale's." The boys looked confused.

"Sohma? With an h?" Kyo asked. Elisa shook her head.
"S-O-M-A. Soma." She said. Yuki was eyeing her curiously.

"Strange." Tohru said. "These two are Sohmas, S-O-H-M-A." Elisa laughed.

"Strange indeed." She said, when suddenly Alice dropped to the ground, head in hands. I looked at Kyo, Yuki, and Tohru. Confusion and worry sprung across their faces. Oh crap, what now?
*Regular POV*

Alice dropped to the ground, eyes glazing over and hands pressing into her temples. Tohru tried to rush forwards, but Kyo held her back

"What's wrong with her?" Tohru asked. "Is she okay? Does she need an ambulance?" The Cullen's looked at each other for a split second.

"She gets horrible migraines randomly, and when it's over she'll say a bunch of things that don't make sense." Bella explained, lying smoothly. Tohru believed her, but Yuki and Kyo still looked suspicious. "Why don't you guys go ahead, we'll take care of Alice."

"Yeah, come on, I'll go with you." Elisa said as Edward's eyes also glazed over, listening intently to Alice's thoughts. He knelt down next to her and pretended to comfort her.

"Really, go ahead. We never know how long these things last. Bella said, but she knew judging from the look in her eyes it would be over in 27.625 seconds.
"Sure, I guess we'll go ahead." Yuki said. "I have things I need to do in student council before school starts anyways. Come on Tohru, Kyo." The three of them left, Elisa following in pursuit, striking up an conversation with Tohru. Alice continued rocking for a moment or two and stopped. Edward's face was horrified, having already heard what would happen. She said two words that sent chills down Bella's spine.

"The Volturi."
END
Ooohhhh Volturi! The spawn of vampire Satan! But didn't the Cullens get rid of them in Breaking Dawn? Maybe, maybe not!

Tohru: See you next time on Twilight Baskets!
Kyo: And if you don't review, I'll eat you!