Hey all, with me today are Tohru, Kyo and Bella!

Bella & Tohru: Hi

Kyo: wEirD gAL146 and Twilight Jonhson, I won't eat you since you reviewed. Everyone else, line up for a barbecue rub!

Tohru: Bad Kyo! –hits Kyo on head-

Kyo: Ouch!

Bella: wEirD gAL146, you get to find out where Renesmee is! And just so you know, you almost spell it right. There's two e's at the end. Jamie Googled it.

Tohru: And Twilight Jonhson, that is EXACTLY what Kyo said when he read your review. Right Kyo?

Kyo: Yeah. How many freaking Momiji's are there in this world? And why do they all bother me?

Tohru & Bella: Thanks for the reviews!

Shigure: I do love high school girls!

Who invited you here? OUT! –hits with a frying pan-

Shigure: Ouchies! –runs away-

Sigh. He'll never learn. Anyways, on with the fic!

START

*Regular POV*

"The Volturi? What? When? Why?" Bella said. Alice remained with her head in her hands. "Edward! I need to know what's going on!" She shouted. "Tell me NOW!" She growled. Edward sighed.

"They are coming in 5 months. They are going to come because we will be exposed to a full family. The Sohmas." Edward explained. Bella groaned.

"I never should have suggested coming here!" She growled.
"Why is that?" Kyo growled. Bella twirled around and grabbed his wrists.

"Bella, let him go. It's just Kyo." Edward said. Bella let him go.

"Ow! Damn, you have a grip girl. You might be stronger than me or that damned Yuki!" Kyo said. Edward burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" Kyo snapped.

"Bella is stronger than most people." Edward said.

"Why were you shouting, Bella?"

"I tripped and stubbed my toe." Bella lied fluently.

"Then why did you yell 'Edward I need to know what's going on. Tell me now.' And why should you have never suggested coming here?" Where is Jasper when you need him? Edward thought as Bella snapped.

"Listen up Orange. It's our business and not yours." Edward put his hand on Bella's arm.

"Calm yourself, darling." He said. Then he added much quieter. "You know what happens when you get this angry."

"What happens?" Kyo asked, extremely angrily.

"How could you hear that?" Edward asked. "That's way to quiet for humans to hear!" Kyo's face scrunched into a confused expression. Then he got pissed.

"TELL ME YOUR DEAL NOW!" He shouted.

"SHUT UP!" Bella yelled, grabbed Kyo, and threw him into the air.

"Oh my God what is happening?" Kyo shouted from 50 feet above. When he fell, Bella caught him and threw him back into the air.

"Bella, stop." Edward said.

"NO! I CAN'T STAND HIS STUPID NAGGING QUESTIONS! I'M TEACHING HIM A LESSON!" She shouted. He eyes lit up in a furious blaze, when Alice sprang up and grabbed her. She struggled against Alice and Kyo began to fall again. Edward jumped, caught him and dropped back to the ground. Edward stood him up, and Kyo was shaking. He turned to Edward.

"Holy crap, what the hell just happened?"

"You all are vampires? No. No way." Kyo shook his head. Edward nodded. "You, you don't eat people do you?"
"No. We only drink animal blood." Edward said. Kyo frowned.

"Cats?" He asked.

"I like mountain lions. So does Bella." Kyo looked away for a moment. "Kyo, what is your secret?" Kyo snapped back to look at Edward.

"What secret?" He asked innocently.

"The one you and Yuki always think about." Shock crossed Kyo's face.

"You read minds?" Edward nodded. "Oh. Crap."

"But I don't know what your secret is. Listen, you can NOT tell ANYONE and I mean ANYONE about our secret. You got it?" Edward said menacingly. Kyo nodded. Alice dropped again.

"Alice!" Kyo said. "Is she okay?"
"She's fine. I can't tell you anymore than I already have. Go to school." Edward said. Kyo looked at his watch.

"I'm going to be late!" He exclaimed. Edward looked at Bella. Bella picked Alice up.

"Get on my back." Edward said to Kyo.

"Why?" Kyo asked suspiciously.

"So you can get to school on time." Edward said. Kyo got on Edward's back.

"Just a warning, I'm heavier than the average backpack." Kyo said. Edward and Bella suppressed laughter. "What?" Kyo asked angrily.

"It's not going to be a problem." Bella said, and they started to run.

*Kyo POV*

Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. So fast. We are flying through the air. I can't believe this. I think I might be sick.

"It's easier if you shut your eyes." Edward called. His breathing didn't show he had been running. What kind of freak show is this? "It's my freak show."
"Stop reading my mind!" I shouted. Edward chuckled.

"Wish I could." I tried to close my eyes, but found I couldn't. I can't believe I'm doing this, but it's better than getting sick on his back. I pushed my face into Edward's shoulder in an effort to stop the vertigo. It was working, I couldn't even tell he was running. "Kyo." Edward said. I looked up. We'd stopped moving, and were in the forest next to the school.

"Oh." I said. I found myself unable to move, shocked by what just happened.

"Need help?" Edward asked. I nodded, suddenly feeling to sick to my stomach to speak. Edward took my hands off of his neck, and unwrapped my legs from his torso. He put me on the ground, where I fell. He caught me. "Can you walk?" He asked. I shook my head no. He sat me down lightly, where I put my head in between my legs. I listened to the vampires talk.

"He had the same reaction I did." Bella said with a musical laugh. Edward laughed too.

"But I can't wake him up the same way I did you." He said. They both laughed. A phone rang.

"It's Renesmee." Bella said with happiness in her voice. "Hey sweetie! How are things? Everything's good here. How's Jacob? Tell him I said hi. No, I can't talk now. Sorry, we have to get a motion sick human and vision filled Alice into school. I'll call you later, love you! Here's Daddy." Daddy? Those two had a kid they left behind? I listened to Edward.

"Hey sweetheart. It's your birthday in a couple of weeks, I know. We'll visit, I promise. Yeah, I'm in Japan, so? Where are you now? Africa? Oh, we're definitely visiting. I can get me a lion or two! So how old will you be? Thirty four? Man, what happened to the twenties? I need to go, I'll talk to you later. Love you, bye." I looked up woozily.

"You two have a 33 year old daughter named Renesmee?" I asked. They looked down at me.

"And?" Bella said. I shook my head.

"Never mind." Edward pursed his lips.

"He's not going to get better anytime soon. And Alice is deep in a-" He was cut off by Alice.
"Paper. Pen. Now." She croaked. Edward pulled a piece of paper and pen out of his backpack faster than I could see. He handed them to Alice who started to sketch. Even though it made the vertigo worse, I crawled over next to Alice to see what she was drawing. I gasped. Bella and Edward looked down at me.

"That's, that's the thirteen main members of my family." I said. It was true. The drawing showed the Cullen's standing in a line, with people I didn't know, wolves, and MY family. My Zodiac. And across a field from all of us was a bunch of people in ash cloaks.

"Holy crap. Edward, Kyo need to go to the nurse because we were walking to school and got dizzy, we think he didn't eat enough breakfast. And Alice needs to go back home. We'll call Carlisle to pick her up." Bella said as she whipped out her phone. "Get Kyo in there. NOW." She commanded. He nodded and kissed her lightly on the lips. Then he reached down and picked me up.

"No." I said, words sounding weird from motion sickness. Edward nodded and set me on my feet, taking my arm and putting it over his shoulder. Then we stepped out of the forest and walked into the school.

***
"We were walking to school together when suddenly he fell down and turned white. We think it's because he didn't eat enough breakfast or something along the lines of that." Edward lied coolly to the nurse. I looked up at her, still being held up by Edward's firm and cold arm, and moaned a bit for effect.

"What'd you eat for breakfast honey?" The nurse asked me motherly.

"Um." I said. "I think I had some orange juice. And maybe a bite of Yuki's waffle. And that's it." I told her. In reality, I had 5 waffles, 3 glasses of orange juice, a giant bowl of cereal and milk, and a granola bar. Maybe that's why I felt so sick. I glanced over at Edward and I think I saw him smile. Damn mind reader. Another wave of vertigo hit, and my legs buckled. I groaned. Edward hauled me back up. The nurse ushered him over to lay me down a cot. When the nurse looked away Edward picked me up off the ground completely. My eyes opened wide as I went through the air.

"Remember." Edward whispered. "Not a word." I nodded, and he left. The new neighbors just added another level of weird to my life.

*Edward POV*

I left Kyo in the nurses office. He had no intention of spilling our secret, which was good. I ran superhuman speed back to Bella, where she was informing Carlisle of what had happened. They both looked up at me.

"Is he going to tell?" Carlisle asked me. I shook my head.

"He has no intention of telling anyone, not even Tohru." Bella scowled.

"I don't like him."

"I do." I said. Carlisle and Bella stared at me in disbelief. "He's got a good heart. A bit of anger issues, but he's a good kid." Bella growled.

"I can't BELIEVE you!" She shouted at me and stormed off to the school.

"What's her issue?" I asked Carlisle.

"She thinks the reason Alice had the first Volturi vision was because Kyo turned around to find you, and if he hadn't, the Volturi wouldn't be coming." I looked around, just noticing the lack of Alice.

"Um, where'd Alice go?" I asked. Carlisle laughed.

"She stopped having visions and went to class. We talked, and if she has a vision, she'll shout and you and Bella will play up the horrible migraines bit."
"Works for me." I said. "I should get going." Carlisle nodded.

"See you later." He said. I waved and walked quickly towards the school. The first bell rang. Shit, I'm late. I went to the information office to find Bella and Alice standing there.

"Hey Edward!" Alice said happily. Bella waved meekly, her face showing she was sorry for yelling at me. I smiled at her. Elisa stood behind Bella, she waved at me.

"Your siblings decided to wait for you." The receptionist said and smiled at me. 'He's a high school boy, stop thinking about him like that.' I shivered. No matter what, I always had females wanting me.

"Here's your schedule, sweetheart." Bella said, walking over to me with a piece of paper in her hands and kissing me. The receptionist frowned.

"Aren't you sibling?" She asked.

"Not by blood. We're all adopted." Alice said.

"I see." The receptionist said with a frown playing across her face. "Come along, let's get you four to your class." The receptionist stood up and walked towards a bunch of classrooms. Curious faces looked out at us.
"Here we are." The receptionist said, and opened a door. "Everyone, you have new students joining your class."

*Regular POV*

The four Cullens walked into the room, and everyone but Tohru and Yuki gasped at their beauty. The teacher smiled at them.

"Why don't you introduce yourselves?" She said to them.

"I'm Edward Cullen." Edward said, running his hand through his bronze hair.

"Alice Cullen." Alice said happily.

"Isabella Masen, call me Bella." Bella said with a sigh, knowing half of the people here would call her Isabella.

"I'm Elisa Soma, of no relation to Yuki or Kyo." Elisa said quietly, looking at the ground. If you looked close enough, you'd see Elisa's hands clenched in tight fists and the lack of her chest moving. She was trying not to breathe, for this was her first school experience. Why can't Jasper be in my class? Elisa thought.

"Well." The teacher said. "Elisa can sit in the empty seat next to Yuki." Yuki waved, and Elisa walked over and sat there, still not breathing. "Edward can sit behind Arisa." Arisa stuck her hand in the air. She's wearing a mask… Edward thought. He sat down behind her and said hello. Arisa nodded and turned away from Edward. "Bella can sit next to Tohru." Tohru smiled, as did Bella. Bella sat down next to Tohru who whispered.

"It's great you get to sit next to me, Bella!"

"And Alice can sit next to Hanajima." A girl clad entirely in black looked straight at Alice.

"Strange waves." She muttered as Alice moved to sit next to her.

"Strange what?" Alice asked.

"Now class." The teacher said sharply, causing Alice to face forwards. "Let's begin."
***

"So can anyone tell me the answer?" The teacher asked. She looked to see Bella spacing out. "Isabella?" She said. Bella snapped up to look at her.

"Romeo fell hard for Juliet simply because he didn't understand the difference between love and lust. Teenagers often don't, they haven't lived long enough to know the difference." Bella said.

"Very good." The teacher said. "What was the exact wording of the question?" Bella frowned. She hadn't been paying THAT much attention.
"Um…" Bella said. "I, I don't really know."

"Detention. After school. Clean the room." Bella sighed. At that moment a very pale Kyo walked into the room. "So great of you to join us, Kyo. Do you have a pass?" She questioned. Kyo was still green around the edges. He fumbled around with his stuff.

"I had one…where'd it go? I had it just a minute ago. I can't find it!" He said.

"Well, you can join Bella in detention after school, cleaning the room."
"But, I was in the nurses office! Ask Edward, he brought me there! And, oh, I don't feel good." Kyo leaned against the chalkboard, hand on his stomach and moaned.

"Is this true, Mr. Cullen?" The teacher asked.

"It is, ma'am. We were walking to school together when he turned pale and nearly threw up. I carried him her and brought him to the nurse." He explained, stretching the truth.

"And why were you walking to school with Kyo?" She questioned.

"He's our neighbor, along with Tohru and Yuki. We were all walking to school when Alice got a terrible migraine, and Elisa, Tohru, Kyo and Yuki went on without us while we tended to Alice but Kyo came back to check on us. When Alice's migraine passed, we started walking again, just me, Bella, Alice and Kyo. That's when he got sick." The teacher nodded at his explanation. Kyo moaned again.

"Could you bring him back to the nurse, Edward? And Kyo, if you're feeling better you still have detention." She said. Kyo didn't even respond, which shocked everyone in the room. Edward got up and walked over to Kyo.

"Can you walk?" He asked him quietly. Kyo pushed off the wall and dropped to the ground. Edward caught him just before his head hit the ground.

"Do you need help Edward?" The teacher asked, worry finally reaching her expression.

"I'll manage." Edward said, and picked Kyo up bridal style. Everyone started talking about how strong Edward was, and asking his 'family' if he lifted weights. They smiled and nodded, worry in their eyes.

*Kyo POV*

I was clinging onto the black board for dear life. Another wave of vertigo had just hit me. I pressed my hand into my stomach and moaned softly. I heard Edward lying to our teacher about what happened. I moaned again.

"Could you bring him to the nurse, Edward? And Kyo, if you're feeling better you still have detention." I wanted to yell at her, but I feared if I opened my mouth I'd barf. Suddenly I felt a cold hand on my arm and cold breath tickling my cheek. Gods of Gods, it felt good.

"Can you walk?" He asked me quietly. I pushed away from the chalkboard to have my knees buckle and I started to fall. Edward's cold hands grabbed me before I fell all the way. I heard the teacher's voice in the background, but I couldn't tell what she was saying.

"I'll manage." Edward said, and I felt the ground disappear from under me. I didn't freak, because I knew it was Edward judging by the coldness of his skin. The cold felt so good. I pressed my face into his chest. "Now, I run colder than the average human." Edward murmured. "But you feel feverish. I've never seen this happen to anyone because of motion sickness."

"S'not motion sickness." I slurred. "S'more. S'my breakfast or something."

"Food poisoning?" Edward asked. I went to respond, but felt the need to throw up.

"Bathroom." I said urgently, then clapped my hand over my mouth. Edward picked up speed and crashed through a door. He set me down next to the toilet in a stall and I barfed. I wiped my mouth and stood up. I felt better now, much better. "Ew." I said. Edward laughed as I flushed the toilet.

"I agree with that sentiment." He said. I walked over to the sink and washed my mouth out with water.

"Well then, let's get back to class, shall we?" I said.

"Maybe we should get a pass first, I don't need detention too." He said. I scowled.

"Crazy bitch, giving a sick kid detention." Edward suppressed a smile.

"You think you can pretend hit my head and your escorting me to get some ice?" He asked.

"Hell, why not. It'll seem like I'm repaying you or something. Let's go."
END
Kyo: Why am I so nice in this?

Bella: And why am I acting all Rosalie like towards Kyo?
Because I said so.

Tohru: Review please, or I'm not allowed to cook you delicious food!

Kyo: Not the food!