Welcome to another installment of TWILIGHTS BASKETS!!! To help me today, I felt like having some random characters from the books. So with me today, I have Akito and Jacob!!

Akito:…

Jacob: Why am I here?

Spoil sports. Jacob, will you respond to my reviews please?

Jacob: No!!

Fine, I'll do it.

Uber-cute-chibi: Akito's not coming to your house since you reviewed. You don't have to die! Momiji is very popular apparently. I'm going to have to put him in more. I'll keep up the good work, thanks.

Krazykarakow: This is definitely not perfect, but I'm glad you think so.

Muchalu: The story is somewhat different, I guess. Thanks for liking it!

Yixin (AKA weird gal146): Cool name! I update a lot, yeah, actually I update more than I should, it's not good for me. And on the subject of Elisa and Yuki…just wait and see.

Takengoddess: Glad you love it. Is this a soon enough update?

Twilight Jonhson: I didn't realize that, but Kyo and Bella are acting Kyo and Yuki. Here's what happens next, stop wondering! Who does like Akito?

Akito: MY ZODIAC DOES!

The Zodiac: No we don't.

Akito: You will pay! You love me and I love you!
Sigh, I'm going to go split that up.

Jacob: On with the fic!

START

*Edward POV*

I wonder where Bella is. None of us would know, considering this is the first time any of us has gotten detention. Ever. I drummed my fingers on the table I was sitting at. After an hour of drumming I decided to listen to see if Kyo was home yet. I reached out for Kyo, and after a moment, I found his 'voice'. He was home, with Yuki and Tohru. Bella had…just left his house? Why was she there? I watched the scene unfold through Kyo's eyes.

"YOU STUPID CAT! HOW MUCH DOES SHE KNOW?" Yuki shouted at me. Not everything. But she won't tell what she does, because I know her secret.

"She's not going to tell anyone." I said calmly. I don't want to snap, I'm sure Bella can hear this. The anger was coursing through me, though.

"Crap. You Idiot!" Yuki said to me. That was it. I snapped.

"YOU'RE THE IDIOT!" I shouted at him, and I lunged for Yuki. He dodged me at the very last second, causing me to collide into a bookcase full of Shigure's perverted novels. I jumped back, and the bookcase began to fall towards Tohru. A whoosh of air tickled my face, and the bookcase was across the hall. Bella was holding an astonished Tohru behind her back protectively. Yuki blinked.

"What ARE you?" He asked her. She looked afraid, actually afraid, her eyes widening. She opened her mouth, and closed it. Then she screamed.

"EDWARD!!!"

I heard the scream through my own ears and raced down to the Sohma's house, two of my family members following suit. In a few seconds, I was running through their door. Bella was standing in the middle of their house. Yuki had snapped out of his stupor enough to pull Tohru away from Bella. Kyo was leaning against a wall.

"You know what's going on, don't you cat?" Yuki hissed. Kyo smiled.

"I know something you don't know!" He teased. Yuki was about to say something, but Bella cut him off. She whirled around and ran to me.

"Edward, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Gah! I'm so sorry!!" She said. I pulled her close to me and stroked her hair.

"It's going to be all right." I murmured to her in English. Tohru, Yuki and Kyo just stared. Jasper sent a wave of calm throughout the room.

"Let's pull the dream bit." Carlisle whispered in English, quieter than they should be able to hear.

"Stop whispering in English!" Yuki said. "It's really annoying!" Jasper stepped forwards and put his hands on Tohru and Yuki. They fell to the ground, asleep.

"What'd you do to them?" Kyo asked, anger in his tone.

"They are asleep, not knocked out, chill." Jasper said, and Kyo chilled. "I control emotions if you couldn't tell."
"Oh. Cool." Kyo said.

"So what we need you to do Kyo is lie to them and tell them Bella was here but they fell asleep and she left. And tell your guardian something about the bang." Carlisle said.

"But what about the bookcase?" Kyo asked.

"We'll take care of that." I said with a smirk. I looked at Bella. "Shall we pick it up or would you like to?" I asked her.

"How about you pick up the bookcase to show him your strength, and I'll shelve the books." She said. I nodded.

"So where does that thing go?" I asked. Kyo pointed to a spot. I went over and grabbed it with one hand. Piece of cake.

*Kyo POV*

My eyes widened as Edward picked the bookcase up with one hand. He didn't show any sign of strain.

"It's rude to stare." Edward said, his voice the same as ever. Velvety.

"You have to teach me how to do that!" I said. All the vampires in the room laughed.

"Yeah, no." Edward said. Carlisle put his hand on my arm.

"One of the many things we do better than humans. Sorry." He said. I sighed. If I could pick up that bookcase like Edward I could easily beat that damn Yuki.

"Why do you want to beat Yuki so much?" Edward asked me.

"STOP READING MY MIND!" I shouted.

"Shh! You'll wake Yuki and Tohru!" Jasper said.

"Never mind." Edward said.

"We should get going." Bella said.

"Yes. Sorry for the trouble, Kyo. Thank you for keeping our secret." Carlisle said. I nodded. They all turned and left. At the door, Bella turned and held her hands up. She mouthed something to me. 'I'll keep your secret. Promise.' She crossed her finger over her heart. 'Thanks' I mouthed back.

"Bella, come on!" Edward said. She waved goodbye and left. Yuki stood up and rubbed his eyes.

"Why was I asleep on the ground next to Tohru?" He said sleepily.

"Bella came over after she and I had detention, the Zodiac left, and you and Tohru just fell asleep while she was here. She just left." I said. Yuki looked over at the bookcase.

"But that…it was over there! Bella…pushed it. And her family came over…Jasper made me sleepy…" Yuki said, stringing his thoughts together and sounding stupid.

"Damn rat, what's wrong with you? You fell asleep! It was a dream you idiot!" I shouted at him, to make my point obvious. He stuck his tongue out at me. "Tell Tohru what happened. If you need me, I'll be on the roof." I said and ran up to my room. I jumped out the window and up onto the roof. The sun was setting, the sky was beautiful. I saw the Cullens walking away. They were…glittering? Their skin was reflecting the sun's light like giant diamonds. That was obvious…

"They're all really cool. I'm jealous. I wish I could be a vampire." I whispered. The four of them turned to face me. Suddenly, there were 3.

"No you don't." Bella whispered into my ear.
"AHH!" I shouted and jumped. I lost my footing and started to roll down the roof. Bella grabbed me. Poof! Oh crap. The other Cullens just saw me transform.

"Oops." Bella said. I sighed.

"That's an understatement."

END

Jacob: It's heating up even more! Why can't anyone keep their secrets?

I dunno!

Akito: Let me out of this chair!! -he/she is tied onto a chair with duct tape-

Nope. See you next time!

Jacob: And review, or I'll go to your house and…wait, what? Why wouldn't they want me in their house?

Just say the line you AMATUER!

Jacob: Fine. Review, or I'll go to your house and bother you until you go insane. I said it, now where's my f&%$^# paycheck?

(Lol. Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series! Happy New Years! 2009!)