"Screw you, Ikea! Nobody likes Scandinavians, anyway!"

You threw down the pieces and gave up building the new entertainment center.

That was when Zack came in. "What's wrong, babe?"

"This damn…FURNITURE!"

He looked at the paper on the floor. "These the instructions?"

"Yeah."

Zack picked the instructions up and chuckled warmly.

"Er, babe, I don't know how to tell you this, but you have them upside down."

You turned bright red and spewed expletives. Zack tried to hug you, but you evaded it and dashed from the room.

He sighed and got to work constructing the darn thing.

"Damn Scandinavians."