Hey everyone. It's Jamie here. But I'm changing my name. To Hebony!

Kyo: Why the hell are you changing it to Hebony?

Oh, hi Kyo!! I like that name. It's Ancient Egyptian!! Now, do the disclaimer.

Kyo: No!
Yes!
Kyo: Fine. Jamie-

Hebony.

Kyo: FINE! UGH! Hebony doesn't own Twilight or Fruits Baskets. She does own Elisa though.

Yay! Reviews at the end. Now, on with the fic!

START

"YOU SLAPPED EDWARD?!" Bella shrieked.

"Sorry." Elisa mumbled, looking down at the ground.

"Elisa, that was uncalled for." Carlisle said.

"I said sorry." Elisa said. Carlisle sighed.

"Well Elisa, apologize to Edward and consider yourself grounded.

"Whatever. After what happened I doubt I even have a social life anymore." Elisa said. "And Edward, sorry." She told Edward sarcastically. "I'm going hunting." She darted outside.

"She really doesn't understand the meaning of grounded, does she?" Bella said to Carlisle. Then she turned to Edward and smiled seductively. "Come on Edward, I can cheer you up." Edward smiled back and the two of them went up to their room. Carlisle groaned.

"Ugh. I'm going to have to listen to that. Damn vampire hearing."

***

*Yuki's POV*

One minute I was standing outside of my house, and the next Elisa jumped over me. How the hell'd she do that?

"Where the hell did you come from?!" I exclaimed. Elisa threw her head back and laughed.

"I came from my house, where else?" She said, a smile still across her lips.

"But, you weren't, and now-ah never mind." I sighed. Elisa giggled.

"So, do you want to know the truth?" She asked me. I nodded.

"Let's hear it." I said.

***

I was speechless. No way. She wasn't a vampire. I was staring blankly at her.

"Yuki? Are you okay?" She asked me. I didn't respond. This kind of stuff doesn't happen. No wait, it does. I'm here, aren't I?
"I have a secret too." I blurted out. She and I just looked at each other for a little bit.

"So did you just want me to know you have a secret or are you going to tell me?" She asked expectantly. No turning back now, I hugged her.

Poof!

*Elisa POV*

CRAP! WHERE'S YUKI?! I LOST YUKI! A small rat nudged my leg. It opened it's mouth.

"Hi Elisa." The rat said.

"Holy Christ!" I shouted, and with vampire speed jumped back fifty feet or so. The rat scurried after me.

"Elisa! It's me! Yuki!" It shouted. I froze. The rat is Yuki? But what happened? Did Yuki…oh my GOD HE DID! MY BOYFRIEND JUST TURNED INTO A RAT! I ran back to him, scooped him up, and went back to where we had been, all in less than a second. I held him up to my eye level.

"You're freaking fast!" He said. I smiled.

"One of the many perks of being a vampire. So you turned into a rat when I hugged you. Anyone else in your family do that?" I asked. Yuki thought for a minute.

"No…" He said. Elisa was about to protest when suddenly…

"YUKI! WHERE ARE YOU?!" Shigure's voice cut through the air. Yuki swore. Elisa stared at him, confused.

"It's a SECRET!" He whispered. An idea struck him. "Run! Run far away!" He whispered. She nodded and darted for town.

***
*Shigure POV*

"Shigure." Tohru had appeared in my study. I glanced up at her through my glasses.

"I'm very busy, what do you want." I said, fake seriously.

"Oh! I'm interrupting you! I'm so sorry! I'm so very sorry, how can I ever make it up to you!" She started.
"Tohru, I was kidding. What can I do for you?"

"Well, Yuki told me to ask him for help if I didn't understand the homework and I needed help so I was looking for him but he's gone!" I laughed. She's probably over-reacting again.

"He's probably at a student council meeting. You know, he is the president and what not." I said. She shook her head.

"He walked home with us today! Ask Kyo!" Kyo poked his head into the study.

"Ask Kyo what?" He asked.

"If Yuki walked home with you 2 or not."
"Kuso nezumi walked with us. Why?"

"Have you seen him since then?" I asked. He rolled his eyes.

"Wasn't my turn to watch him." I rolled my eyes.

"Enough with your snarky comments, Tohru says he's missing." I said.

"Good." Kyo left. Tohru sighed.

"Help me find him please Shigure!" She said. I nodded.

"I'll look." I left the study and searched the house. No, he's not here. Or here. Or here! Oh GOD! Where is he!!

"YUKI! WHERE ARE YOU?!" I shouted outside. Suddenly there was a breeze, caused by a blur that looked quite similar to Elisa Soma. "What the hell?" I said. I started to follow it, but the blur moved way faster than I could follow even with my dog vision. "If that is what I think it is, Yuki is so dead!!"

END

Sorry, it sucks but I wanted to put up another chappy it's been too long.

Kyo: Like hell its been too long!

Anyways, time to talk about reviews!!

Uber-cute-chibi-: Yun yun is always funny! I hope our giggles went away.

MissMirandaCullen: OMF…D? Poetry in review! Lol.

Yixin: I was kidding…and I told you the characters love you! Yeah, Jaspy can control emotions (idk…) and Yuki got turned down [in his minnndddd] so he was crying.

Twilight Jonhson: Good thoughts about bad things… I called the Volturi, they didn't hear anything. Until I told them…sorry…[jk]

Rin03: I definitely didn't update soon enough, did I?

Takengoddess: :] thank you!!

Well, that's all for now and on Twilight Jonhson's suggestion review or I feed you to James!

James [popping out of nowhere]: Yummy…

Get back in the closet!!!! No eating anyone yet! Ah!