"Did it…hurt when you f-fell from heaven, baaaby?"

Hurrah, another ShinRa grunt looking to get laid. You slammed down your drink and turned toward the voice.

"Oh. Zack. Damn, I thought you were another trooper."

"Naw, they knooooow you're out of theeeir league."

"Are you drunk, Zackary?"

"Maaaybe. You?"

"No."

"Wanna preteeend you are and go back to myyyy place?"

"Zack, did you just ask me to have sex with you?"

"Well…"

"Tell the truth."

"…yes. Yes, I did."

iHe's my best friend. And he's hot./i

"Oh, what the hell."

"Huh, honesty really is the best policy."

"Shut up."