He held your hand and blinked those beautiful eyes at you.

"____ ____, will you be Mrs. Zack Fair?"

And he flipped the box open.

"ZACKARY TOBIAS FAIR! WHO THE FUCK PROPOSES WITH A RING POP?"

"I don't know! The spirit moved me!"

By this time, you had caught him and were straddling his chest.

"Well, you could've waited!"

"I'm sorry." He gave you his famous "puppy eyes." "Although, we're already in a position to start the wedding night festivities…"

"In your parents' yard?"

"Why not?"

"Inside."

"Okay."

It can't be said that Zack was afraid of commitment.