Here it was, the dramatic moment, the first kiss. And you could only think of one thing… iHis hair's going to poke my eye out./i

You loved Zack's epic spikes, you did! But they were a bit daunting when you considered them close to your face.

iI'll just shut 'em really tight./i

As a really amazing kiss became a really amazing make-out session, your hands began to wander across his broad shoulders, up his neck, and… "It's soft," you whispered against his lips. "Really soft."

Zack chuckled gently. "Can we talk about my hair later? I'm kissing a pretty girl."