"Hey, there. Name's Reno. What's got you up so early?"
iIt is five a.m. I do not need this./i
You didn't even look up. "Dude, I'm wearing sweats and bunny slippers. Go hit on the cashier. She's got decent-sized tits."
"And deprive myself of your biting wit?"
You lifted your eyes. "Uhhh…" iHOT! I mean, sexy! I mean…/i
"Ah, I've made you speechless."
"…Okay, mister sexy-but-too-damn-full-of-himself. Learn to tie your tie and not look like your head is on fire, and then come on to me. Let me buy my cookie dough. Shoo."
"So, tomorrow, same time?"
"Ugh. Yeah, sure."
