One fine day, an ordinary girl went for a walk.
She was almost mugged, but was rescued by a strange, redheaded man in a suit.
She tried to thank him, but he just said, "Don't make me save you again, yo."
One not-so-great day, an ordinary girl got drunk.
She was almost stuck walking home in the rain, but was driven home by a rather attractive, tattooed man in stained Calvin Klein.
She tried to have drunken sex with him, but he just said, "Take better care of yourself."
One bright day, an ordinary girl called a sarcastic, strange man and asked him out for coffee.
He met her at a café, and even paid for her drink.
She tried to give him her phone number, but he just said, "Doll, you could do so much better than me."
