"C'mon, marry me, yo." His eyes were bright and pleading.

"No."

"Why?"

"We're in a supermarket! Just friends, Reno."

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"Please marry me, yo?"

"You're only saying that because you're drunk."

"Maybe. Please?"

You sighed. "No."

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"Why not marry me?"

"You're not serious about anything."

"I'll buy a suit, get a desk job."

"When you do, I'll say yes."

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"Why do you keep asking?"

"Only two answers. It's always a fifty-fifty shot, yo."

"It doesn't work like that."

"As if you know better than me."

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"…ask me again."

"____, will you marry me?"

"Yes, might as well."