"C'mon, marry me, yo." His eyes were bright and pleading.
"No."
"Why?"
"We're in a supermarket! Just friends, Reno."
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"Please marry me, yo?"
"You're only saying that because you're drunk."
"Maybe. Please?"
You sighed. "No."
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"Why not marry me?"
"You're not serious about anything."
"I'll buy a suit, get a desk job."
"When you do, I'll say yes."
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"Why do you keep asking?"
"Only two answers. It's always a fifty-fifty shot, yo."
"It doesn't work like that."
"As if you know better than me."
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"…ask me again."
"____, will you marry me?"
"Yes, might as well."
