"There are three stones to enhance your sword. You have already found one."
"Where is the next one?"
"In a mountain"
"We live in Kansas"
"Your point?"
"There aren't any mountains in Kansas…"
"All of Hyrule is America. It could be any mountain!"
"The closest one is…"
"I know less about your world than you do."
"Dwight, where's the nearest mountain?"
"Mt. Doom!"
"Dwight" I repeated "Where is the nearest mountain?"
"Mt. Lucanosa"
"And that would be located near…"
"It's in Colorado, I'll drive"
I threw him the keys. That was a long drive. It took 8 hours. Dwight woke me up.
"We're here."
"Wha?"
He punched me. "We're here" he repeated. I looked around and saw a mountain made up of red earth. There was a long winding path all the way up. I sighed, "That's a long way up…" there wasn't a choice, I started the path up. The path started with a forest which opened up to a mountain eventually. "Nothing yet" I decided to summon my sword just in case I'd need it. I made it to the mountain. The ground crunched under my feet, I don't think they ever got any rain here. I thought I should set up camp for the night. After the last time I found that Bobokin camp I decided it would be best to bring something in my pouch so I could set up a camp. I had flint and steel, some sticks for a fire, a sleeping bag, and a book in case I ever have a chance to read it. A rabbit hopped past me so I took my bow and shot it. It was delicious. I lay down on my sleeping bag and started thinking about home and how I would usually be training tonight. Then I realized something, it was Friday. I was supposed to be seeing a movie with Zelda. She is gonna kill me.
