Disclaimers: I don't own anything except my made up characters: Krystal, her mother, etc... cuz if I did own Hellsing...Sighs *goes off to a dream world*

Alucard- This is why I hate reading minds _ Stop thinking like that Lamia!

Me- Oh! And why weren't you here last Chapter...?

Alucard- *looks away*

Me- You PEDO!

Alucard- SHUT UP!

Me- Now on with the story.

Alucard- *murmurs* I'll kill you later...

Not only does he ruin my life at school but home too. Mom probably still is trying to explain what happened to me that day.

Seven months ago

How was school, sweetie?" Mom asked at the dinner table, worried about my "condition."

"Fine, they got someone else to laugh at now, so I'm not known as a nutcase," I informed, betting mother was content with the information.

"You're not a nutcase, just stressed," she lied, voice overfilling with that fake concern all parents have to master.

I let out a depressing sigh and changed the subject.

"How's work?" I questioned, feeling a little guilty for not caring about her answer.

"The business is well, but I can't wait for you to take over so I can go on mu retirement," she joked, taking a bite of her "manservant" made salad.

It was Thursday, so it meant Pasta night. I wonder what Diablo, our chef (mom and I call him manservant because he is one fine piece of Spanish Ass! ;)) made.

Soon it was no surprise, Spaghetti with Italian tomato sauce and meatballs. My mouth literally watered, I took a huge first bite and that's when I noticed Alucard.

I sighed and thought (I found out he could read my thoughts... another reason that he is just a stress made hallucination).

"What is it?" I thought, annoyed.

"You look REALLY good today," he replied, his voice somewhat weird.

Before I could reply, he wrapped his arms around me, something very out of character for him. I did the usual and tried to eat my spaghetti, which proved to be somewhat difficult.

"I wish I could take you now, but then my plans would be ruined," he stated, nibbling on my ear.

He always talked about some plan for me. I asked the therapist about it and he says that I probably have something important planned for the future, that I have forgotten. But what plans could I ever have? I'm gonna go to the best university that I choose, graduate top of my class and then take over my mother's company. My life was already planned out for me by mother, she made the rules, I followed!

Alucard made my train of thought pop, when he started licking my neck and running his hands over my stomach.

"You look so god damn good," he whispered, his breathes hot.

*To my friends (aka Hello Kitty) mature part is coming up*

I wanted to moan but all I did was shut myself up with a spoonful of spaghetti. Right before I got another meatball in, Alucard gently squeezed one of my breasts, earning a small moan from me. I looked directly at mom; she hadn't notice and was reading a file on her business in Europe. (We live in Canada by the way)

"Stop that," I ordered in my head, trying to control my imaginary friend.

"So damn good," her murmured, his hands going through my shirt.

"Ahhh," I cried, almost choking on the spaghetti.

"Are you alright?" Mother demanded, definitely taking notice.

Alucard's hand was still teasing my breast as his other travelled slowly downward.

"Y...Yes. Just thought I saw a spider," I answered, trying to calm myself.

"Please...stop that," I begged Alucard.

"No," he responded, reaching my sex with his other had.

"Oh! God!" I moaned, mom giving me a questionable look.

*End of mature part*

"This spaghetti is FANTASTIC," I quickly added, trying to save myself from the embarrassment of getting pleasured by nothing.

"Okay," she finished unconvinced but returning to her papers.

After that I kept silence, biting down on my lips when a moan or groan presented itself. Luckily I was finished eating and I managed to escape Alucard and Mother's awful homemade dessert and ran to my room.

When I arrived I striped myself of all clothing and dashed to the shower, which was stationed in my built-in jumbo bathroom. I turned on the cold water and cooled off the heat that I was under.

"Can one of those stupid ass doctors explained to me, how thin air can get you this excited?" I screamed, angry at myself.

"I got you that excited, did I?" Alucard's voice boomed in the room.

I groaned in frustration.

"The spaghetti was really good," I told him, clearly losing my mind.

"Bullshit," he declared.

"Have you ever tried any of sexy Diablo's cooking?" I demanding, putting extra force on "you."

All he did was laugh and for some reason I laughed as well, with him.

Me- I heard you wanted to kill me

Alucard- I MIGHT have said that

Me- But then you couldn't do pedo things to Krystal anymore

Alucard- WHY YOU! (He seems REALLY pissed)

Me- (runs away) HAAHAHAHAHAHA! Rate and Comment and I'll try and send you one of DIABLO'S COOKIES!

Alucard- DIE!