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Chapter 2: Spot Thief and Cock Blocker

BPOV

The drive from Forks to Seattle wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. We made good time even though my beloved truck of course wouldn't go over the speed limit, which I'm sure annoyed the speed queen herself, Rosalie.

Pulling into the school parking lot proved to be a bit strenuous. It was almost completely full. I was searching for a spot closest to the dorm building so that we wouldn't have to carry our stuff all the way across the parking lot. That didn't sound fun at all.

I followed behind Rosalie who pulled into a parking spot with one empty right next to it. I pulled into the tight spot hoping not to scrape the Jeep that was parked next to me. To make it worse there were two guys in the Jeep watching my every move.

I made it in the parking spot safely without harming anything or anyone. Once I turned off the engine and hopped out I heard a car coming to screeching halt right behind me. I turned around to see a very pissed off looking guy getting out of a shiny silver Volvo.

Hmm…maybe gay.

"What the fuck?" He hollered. "You took my parking spot."

I spun in a circle and bent to look under the truck then straightened up plastering the most menacing smile on my face I could conjure up. "I'm sorry but I don't see your name on it."

"I was sitting right there," he pointed to behind himself, "waiting to pull in when you barreled that hunk of shit in here."

"I didn't see you." I laughed. Which was true, I didn't see him. I was busy looking for a spot.

"Maybe that's why you shouldn't have a driver's license." He growled.

"Oh well. I have a drivers license and a parking spot. That's more then you have." I heard Rose and Alice giggling behind me.

"Just move out of my spot."

"Umm…no."

"Fine then." He said and climbed back into his car. He backed up then pulled back up right against my bumper. He climbed out of the passenger side door and went to stand next to the jeep.

"What the fuck, asshole?" I yelled. "How am I suppose to put the tailgate down?"

"Not my problem." He smiled, which I wanted to slap right off his face.

We needed to put the tailgate down so that we could slide the heavy boxes out, but we couldn't with his damn car there.

"Bella, we'll just take a few bags for now and get the boxes later." Alice said while pulling a bag out of the back.

I pulled a bag out of the back of the truck then turned to look at the 'tailgate blocker himself', who was still leaning against the jeep watching my every move. "Have your car moved before we get back."

He laughed and said, "I don't know. I think I kinda' like this new parking spot. I think I might stay there for awhile."

"Ugh, eat me, ass wipe." I mumbled walking toward the dorm building.

"We just met, but maybe later sweetheart." He called after us.

Hmmm…maybe not gay.

After grumbling up the hill to the dorms, with Alice and Rose who were giggling about the exchange I had just had, we made it inside to get our dorm room assignments.

We were on the second floor, which was the girls floor, the guys dorm being the third floor. Rose and Alice were roomed together, lucky bitches. I was hoping to get someone halfway normal. Hopefully someone who didn't chant in the middle of the night, worshiping some other worldly god or goddess or animal. After meeting the worlds biggest dick first off the bat I was pretty much afraid to meet anyone else.

"Wow, this isn't bad." I said commenting on there dorm room. The room had a bed on each of the two outside walls. On either side of the window were pretty good sized desks. There was a closet on each side of the door. There was plenty of walking room in the middle of the floor.

"Yeah, I was expecting something tiny. We can make due with this." Rosalie said bouncing on the bed.

"It's not bad. But these closets are a joke." Alice complained. No closet in the world would ever please Alice.

"So, who's your roommate?" Rose asked.

"Umm…Lauren Mallory." I answered looking at the paper with my room assignment. The name didn't sound like she could be real bad. But then again syphilis didn't sound like a real bad name either. Fun to say, I'm sure not fun to have.

"I guess I should go find my room and meet my new roommate." I left the room to find that my room was right next door.

I walked into my new room. Everything was exactly the same as it was in Rose and Alice's room, with the exception of all the pink that was plastered on one side of the room. When I groaned, taking in all the pink, the blonde girl sitting at the desk whipped around in her seat.

"Oh, hi. You must Isabella." She said jumping from her seat to come and shake my hand. "I'm Lauren."

"Bella." I corrected her, taking her hand. We chatted while I unloaded my bag I had brought in. She didn't seem so horrible. I wasn't sure if the overfriendliness was an act or not. It was definitely going to take me some time getting use to the Pepto-Bismol décor she had going on.

After we unloaded all of our belongings from the back of the truck, which we were able to get to because the ass wipes Volvo was gone, we decide to take a look around campus before the freshman orientation.

I was most looking forward to the "Welcome Back" party that was tonight. I was, however, not looking forward to the three hour makeover session Alice was planning before the party.

Walking around campus proved to be fruitful. We found an on campus coffee shop. Coffee was my one addiction, so I was very happy when we stumbled upon it.

After getting coffee and heading back to the dorms, I was telling Lauren that I would see her after orientation. I was juggling my coffee cup in one hand while trying to get my book bag on the other arm and trying to open the door. Once I got the door opened and stepped outside the room I ran, physically, straight into a brick wall, spilling my coffee all over my white t-shirt.

"What the fuck?" I said as I looked at my shirt then up to see what I ran into. I was met by the dazzling green eyes of, whom else, Volvo boy.

"Is it your goal to ruin my day?" I barked.

"That wasn't my intention but, it's becoming quite fun." He snickered.

"Asshole." I mumbled as I walked down the hallway to meet Alice and Rosalie for the orientation. Of course I was already late so I didn't have time to go back and change my shirt. Hopefully nobody would notice the now huge brown stain down the front.

"Baby!" I heard Lauren gush just I was making my way to the end of the hall. I turned back just in time to see Lauren throw her arms around his neck and pull him into the room, all while he was staring after me with a crocked grin.

I knew there was going to be something wrong with Lauren. She was Volvo boy's girlfriend. This day just kept getting better and better.

EPOV

Having that girl steal my parking spot when I first arrived at school had pissed me off. It may not have been my assigned parking spot, but first off everyone knew that that was were I parked, and second I was sitting there waiting to pull in. How do you just whip your hunk of junk in? It's called common courtesy no to do that.

Pulling up behind her so that she couldn't get into the back of her truck and watching her reaction had pleased me. But my amused mood didn't last long when I had to park all the way at the other side of the lot.

After unpacking all of my stuff in my room, I decide to pay Lauren a visit, to blow off a little steam before me, Emmett, and Jasper's first of the year bet. Lauren was my first college conquest, and I was quick to realize that she was happy to oblige when I needed a quick release. I had absolutely no romantic feelings for the girl, but she was pretty and had a pretty talented mouth.

Before I could even knock on the door, it flew open and I was ran right into, by none other then the Spot Stealer herself. She was trying to balance a coffee and her bag. Running into me caused her to dump the coffee down the front of her. I was trying desperately to stifle a laugh.

I was trying to pay attention to what she was saying but, she dumped the coffee down her white shirt making it transparent. I was telling myself to look at her face and not her now almost exposed chest, but hey lets face it, I'm a guy with a well known sexual reputation, and it was pretty damn hard not to look.

After she walked away I couldn't help but watch her go, as much as she was annoying me, there was just something about her. I wasn't sure what, but there was something.

"Baby!" Lauren squealed, wrapping her arms around me and pulled me into the room.

"Hey Lauren." I hated when she called me 'baby' and I wasn't going to return the sentiment. "Who was that girl?"

"That's Bella. My new roommate."

Of course she would be living in my easy access room. Someone with power hated me. Damn this day just kept getting worse and worse.

"I'm glad you're here. It has been a long and lonely summer." Lauren said.

I could agree on the long part but I knew damn well it wasn't lonely for either of us. I didn't voice that out loud, I didn't want to piss her off.

"Sure has." I lied.

Lauren pushed me down on her bed, I looked over to Bella's bed and the thought to get my release on her bed was tempting. I thought better of it though. I may be an ass sometimes but I'm not that damn vindictive.

Lauren was usually a talker before we did anything but today she seemed to be in as much of a hurry as I was. Lauren tried kissing me but I quickly turned my head and her lips landed on my neck. She licked and bit which was quickly getting me hard.

Just as I opened my eyes I saw the picture that was on the desk, it was of Bella and an older man. Well that's gonna be fuckin distracting.

Lauren scooted down my chest, pulling my shirt up and kissing down my chest, scraping my sides with her acrylic nails. Even though they were fake, that shit felt good.

Once she made it to the top of my pants she unbuttoned it quickly pulling them down along with my boxers, springing me free of the tight confines of my jeans.

Lauren licked once across the tip collecting all the pre-wetness that had gathered there then looked up at me and said, "We have to kinda make this quick before Bella comes back."

Of course she had to go and say her damn name.

I threw my head back on the pillow trying to block Bella from my mind as Lauren took as much of me into her mouth as she could. She kept up with her rhythm, distracting me from the Spot Stealer.

I closed my eyes to revel in the sensation that was happening down below. Once I closed my eye's all I could see was chocolate brown eye's staring back at me. I quickly opened my eye's to see that damn picture on the desk taunting me.

I pulled my leg up on the bed and removed my shoe and whipped it at the picture causing it to drop to the floor. I looked down to see that Lauren was completely oblivious to my destroying her room.

Looking at Lauren I felt my hardness start to slip away. I closed my eyes again to see the seductive brown eyes again, and my cock suddenly sprang back to life. This isn't good.

I wrapped both of my hands into Lauren's hair grabbing hard and slamming her head down until I felt the tip of my dick hit the back of her throat. I kept my hands in her hair setting her at a fast and hard pace.

"Oh god…" I moaned. "Mmm."

Just as I was finally getting somewhere the door flew open and there stood Bella looking completely shocked. She just stared, stunned into silence.

While Lauren scrambled to cover us with a blanket, Bella seemed to come out of her trance.

"Oh shit…um…I , uh…" She was turning from side to side trying to avert her eyes. She looked like a mouse trapped in a corner.

"I'm sorry." She finally said and flew back out the door.

Lauren giggled and threw the blanket back off of us going back to her previous work. I dropped my head back on the pillow and ran my hands threw my hair. Shit!

I knew it was a lost cause. I couldn't finish knowing she was standing right outside the door.

"Lauren," I said pushing her off of me gently. "we're gonna have to finish this later."

Lauren sighed and flopped down on the bed next to me. "What about me?"

I fought the urge to snort and say, "What about you?" I knew I wasn't her only source and we all knew I got a hell of a lot more often then I gave.

"Tonight. After the party we'll finish this up." I lied while pulling my pants back up and searching for my missing shoe I had lobbed across the room.

Lauren didn't look pleased that I was leaving but I needed the hell out of this room. I braced myself before opening the door, but thankfully the hallway was clear of anyone, more importantly, cleared of Bella.

I grumbled to myself as I made my way to Emmett and Jasper's room. Not only was she a parking spot stealer but now she was a damn cock blocker.

"What's up with you, Eddie boy?" Emmett asked as I made my way into there room. "You look like someone just kicked your puppy."

"Something like that." I mumbled.

"Well cheer up our bet starts tonight and we got tons of fresh meat this year."

I was thankful for that.

I sat at Jasper's desk fiddling with his guitar while he and Emmett got ready for the party. All I did was change my clothes, and then wait. We waited for what seemed like hours while jasper worked on hair. Christ he's a girl. He could put any women to shame in mirror usage, I swear.

As we made our way to the back of the dorm building, where the party was being held, we were discussing the terms of the bet.

"Okay, just a recap." Emmet said. "The other two pick the girl for you. There is absolutely no sex of any kind with anyone else until the bet is over. It has to be full intercourse to win. Winner takes all, five hundred bucks from each loser."

We had been doing this same bet since we were sixteen. I have won every single time, it had been close a few times but I still remain undefeated, I knew I would still hold that title after this bet.

Looking around at all the freshman at the party I smiled and said, "This is going to be quick and easy, boys."


A/N: I forgot to say this at the end of the last chapter, so I'm saying it now instead. This is my first attempt at a fanfic story, so please don't be to awful harsh ;) Next chapter will be up soon.

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