Disclaimer: I own nothing of Twilight. Just this story…that's mine.

A/N: A couple things were brought to my attention. First, In the last chapter Lauren sent Tyler a text then Tyler told Edward that Tanya sent him a text. It was Lauren who sent it, not Tanya. That was my mistake. Sorry for any confusion it may have caused.

Second thing, someone said there should be a warning about not drinking soda while reading so here you go. WARNING: Drink and read at your own risk. J


Chapter 5: Date night and Golf balls

EPOV:

I sat back in my chair at the table, running my hand through my hair just staring at the note and bill, while the girls all left the restaurant laughing at our expense.

We just got played, and that shit was not cool. You cannot play the player. Bella was not going to beat me at my own game. Now this was more then just the bet. My new mission was to prove to Bella that I was the master at all mind games.

"Seriously, what the hell did they eat?" Emmett was still going on about the cost of there bill.

"Get over it, Emmett. Let's just pay and get the hell out of here." Jasper said pulling out his wallet.

We split the combination of the two bills even thought I had to fight Emmett to chip in. He had many reasons for why he should not have to pay, this wasn't his idea, he didn't get to watch the rest of the movie, he wasn't able to get dessert, and my favorite, he just plain didn't want to.

We left the restaurant and went straight back to the dorms. I had to fight the urge to go straight to Bella's room and see if she was still with Newton. I thought better of it and went to my room instead.

I fell asleep thinking of how I could win this little mind game me and Bella were apparently in. She would not beat me, that much I knew to be true.

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I dressed for the day, grabbed my books and my backpack, throwing my newest sheet music into my bag, and headed out the door to my first class. My first class was music history. My life revolved around music, I loved everything about it. I think music was the one thing I loved more then women.

As I was learning about the historical music greats, I couldn't stop thinking about Bella. It was obvious that last night was a set up. I couldn't help but wonder if Newton was in on it or if she actually liked him. The nagging voice in the back of my head was praying he was part of the act.

After class, I hurried across campus to where Bella's class was getting out at the same time as mine.

"I see your still stalking." Bella said when I caught up with her.

"I wouldn't call it stalking. I would call it obsessively admiring." I said thoughtfully.

"Well obsessively admire someone else." She turned to leave then turned back with a menacing smile. "That reminds me. Thanks for dinner."

"I would say it was my pleasure but, that would be a lie. How did you even get the waiter to give us your check anyways?"

"He had a crush on me so I could get him to do anything I wanted him to do." She said copying my response from yesterday.

"Egotistical."

"Just stating the truth." She laughed. "So, how did you enjoy the movie?"

"What movie?" I played naive.

"Oh don't even act like you weren't there. Even people that were outside could hear Emmett screaming."

I knew his loud mouth would get us caught.

"But in his defense, it was pretty scary. Thank god Mike was there to hold me." I suddenly had the urge to kill Newton. She knew just the mention of his name was pissing me off.

"Well tonight you're going out with me." I stated.

"Oh, am I." she said sarcastically.

"Yes. I figure you owe me. If I'm going to pay for a meal for you then you could at least eat with me."

She seemed to think about it for a second then said, "I'm sorry but tonight I'm washing my hair."

"Seriously? Will that evil mind of your and that is the best you can come up with?"

"My grandmother is sick?" She laughed.

"Uh-uh. You're going." She didn't look too convinced of that.

Suddenly Alice walked up and joined the conversation. "Hi, Edward. What are we talking about?"

"Hello, Alice. I was just inviting you and Bella and Rosalie out to dinner tonight with myself and Jasper and Emmett." I explained. I tacked her and Rosalie on in hopes that she would convince Bella to go.

"Oh, that sounds great." She beamed. "We will see you tonight then."

Alice grabbed Bella's arm and dragged her off with her. I laughed to myself as I heard Bella complaining to Alice.

"What the hell, Alice?" Bella asked.

"What? It will be fun."

I listened until they were out of hearing range, then I headed in the opposite direction, towards my next class.

After all of my classes for the day I met up with Emmett and Jasper in the cafeteria. I sat down at the table and started picking through the salad I had gotten and listened as Emmett and Jasper arguing about something.

"It is too possible." Emmett argued.

"Emmett, you can not build your own rocket launcher." Jasper argued back.

"And why cant I?"

"Because you will, and I'm fairly confident on this, kill yourself, and you will probably take down the whole school with you." Jasper pointed out.

My eyebrows pulled down in confusion as I listened to there conversation. "You want to build a rocket launcher?" I asked Emmett.

"Yes, but Jasper wont help me." He whined. Emmett and his weird ideas. Mostly he just managed to get himself hurt or one of us hurt.

"Well, forget about that for now. We're going out tonight." I said taking a bite of my salad.

Emmett dropped his fork on his plate and said, "I am not going to watch that movie again. You cannot make me. I am bigger then you damn it!"

Jasper started laughing, "He had to sleep with the light on last night."

I shook my head at Emmett in disbelief, "Big baby." I mumbled. "No, were going out to dinner with Bella, Alice, and Rosalie."

Jasper perked up. "Where are we going? When are we going?"

"Calm down Skippy. I don't know yet where we are going. We're going later tonight so you will have plenty of time to fix your hair up, princess."

"Stop calling me a princess!" Jasper shouted making everyone in the cafeteria turn and look at him. Emmett and I laughed as Jasper tried to hide himself from all the stairs he was getting.

"If this dinner costs even half as much as last night's dinner, you're paying for it yourself, Edward." Emmett threatened.

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"Jasper, why are we always fuckin waiting on you?" I complained as he stood looking, in what else, the mirror.

We decided we were going to a nice restaurant but nothing nearly as fancy or expensive as last night. I did not want to pay another two-hundred dollar bill.

"I'm ready quit your bitching." Jasper said as he threw on a jacket and headed out the door.

We went down the girl's floor and went to Bella's door to find a note saying to go to the next room down the hall. We walked to the next door hoping it wasn't a trick.

After knocking, the door opened to reveal a smiling Alice, who grabbed Jasper's hand and skipped down the hallway.

"You look great." Emmett complimented Rosalie when she came out the door. Emmett took her by the hand and followed after Jasper and Alice.

"You look nice too." I said to Bella as she came out the door, shutting it behind her.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get this over with." She said walking past me.

Well, this was going to an interesting night.

BPOV

Watching Alice get ready for our group date tonight had been comical. Edward wouldn't tell her where we were going. The only thing he said was to dress comfortably.

Alice dug through her wardrobe for hours trying to figure out to wear. She kept complaining that there were different types of comfortable. And her definition of the word was much different then other peoples.

I decided to just wear my favorite pair of well-worn hip hugger jeans and a comfy t-shirt with my hoodie over top of it. I threw on my trusty sneakers and I was ready. Rose dressed similar to me while Alice went in the opposite direction. She was dressed in a pair of low-rise jeans, a low cut shirt, and a pair of stilettos.

When the guys picked us up, Edward looked good. He was wearing loose fitting jeans, with a buttoned up flannel shirt over top of a white wife-beater. However, there was no way in hell I was going to admit to him that he looked good. He did not an ego boost. I would just keep that tidbit to myself.

We all rode in Emmett's jeep together. To where, we still didn't know. Finally, we pulled up and parked in front of a mini-golf course. Alice didn't look happy.

"Golfing?" She shrieked. "Are you kidding me?"

"It will be fun, Alice. I promise." Jasper tried coxing her out of the jeep.

Alice stepped out onto the ground and pointed to her shoes. "How am I suppose to golf in these shoes?"

"I did warn you to dress comfortably." Edward pointed out. That comment was not going to improve her mood.

Nope it didn't…she growled at him.

"Don't worry, Alice. You can go barefoot, and if need be I will carry you the whole time." Jasper said grabbing her hand and she followed behind him, not looking too pleased with the barefoot suggestion.

We all picked out our golf clubs and balls, leaving Emmett with the hot pink ball.

"Aww…what the hell?" Emmett whined.

"I think it's cute, Emmy." I gagged at Rose's nickname for him.

"Yeah, cute for a girl." He mumbled. "Trade me for your ball, Bella."

I held up my green ball and said, "Sorry, Emmy, I don't do pink."

"How do you like living in your room that looks like someone threw up cotton candy all over it?" Edward asked referring to what I had been calling the Pepto-Bismol décor.

"I stay out of my room as much as possible. Bad things happen in there." I faked a shiver.

Alice starting snorting yet again. I wonder how long it's going to be before my walking in on Lauren giving head was no longer funny.

Edward looked away as Jasper asked Alice what was funny. Alice of course went into her story of me walking in on Lauren and Edward, in full detail. She even mimicked the face she assumed I had.

"Is that why you kept grumbling something about a cock blocker? No wonder you didn't pick the blue ball. You didn't want another one to go along with the set you already have?" Emmett laughed loudly.

"Can we just play, and not talk about this?" Edward said trying to get Jasper and Emmett to stop laughing.

Edward and I hung back as we watched Jasper and Emmett showing Alice and Rose how to hold there golf clubs. They of course know how to play, they just want the guys to put there arms around them.

"Do you need me to show you how to putt?" Edward asked.

"Uh, no. I know how to play." I refused him.

"Just offering to help you out."

"I am going to own you in this game." I stated.

"Women, you can own me in anyway you want, except in this game." He stated. The sexual innuendo did not go unnoticed by me.

"We'll see about that." I said, "What do I get when I win?"

"Hmmm…" He thought about it as he twirled his golf club. "I will give you whatever you want if you win. But when I win…you have to go out with me tomorrow night, just you and me."

"Alright. And when I win, you have to go with me tomorrow night to Mike's party." I watched him as he visibly cringed at Mike's name. I knew that would get to him.

The game was actually pretty fun. Alice had shed her shoes on the first hole and Jasper offered to carry her shoes from hole to hole. He offered to carry her, but she said just the shoes was fine.

When we were almost done Edward was curious of the scores, which I lost the game of straws and had been forced to keep score for everyone. "What's the scores so far?"

"Me and you are tied for first, then Jasper, Rosalie, Alice, and poor Emmett is last." I read off the scorecard.

"It's because of this damn pink ball." He complained walking up to take his turn.

We all stood back from Emmett as Emmett putted because he was a little reckless with his golf club. He had already hit Jasper in the shin, and almost took off Edwards head.

Emmett set his pretty pink ball down and took a swing completely missing the ball. He swore at the ball pulling his golf club back again hitting the ball to hard causing it to fly upward, smacking the Pinocchio statue, that the ball was suppose to go under, ricocheting the ball back towards us. We all ducked to get out of the way of the ball, unfortunately, poor Jasper was not fast enough, and the ball smacked him right in the side of the head.

"What the fuck Emmett!?!" Jasper screamed, causing the little kids behind us to gasp at his language.

I couldn't stop the laughing that kept washing over me as I listened to Emmett defend himself as saying it was an accident and jasper just getting more and more angry. The lump on the side of Jaspers head was already becoming visible.

"I hate this game." Emmett stated. "Who the hells idea was it to go golfing?"

"Actually it was your idea, Emmett." Edward answered. "I wanted to go bowling."

"Oh my god, No. He would kill somebody with a bowling ball." Jasper said holding his cold bottle of Pepsi to the side of his head.

My laughter came back with the image of Emmett bowling.

"You all suck." Emmett mumbled.

At the last hole, I beat Edward by one stroke. Which of course he first tried to say I cheated, and then turned it into a comment about how I now owed him a stroke, sexual innuendo intended. In his dreams, I remarked.

Emmett was last to take his turn. We were waiting around for him as he was taking his tenth shot. The object was to shoot your ball up a tube and into a clown's mouth. Emmett kept making his ball up the tube then the ball would hit the side of the clown's mouth and then fall back out. Then just to piss Emmett off just a little bit more, the clown would laugh.

"Come on, Emmett. Just call it a day and let's go eat." Edward tried to hurry Emmett along. We were all sick of waiting around for him, even though it was extremely funny.

"No. I need to beat this damn clown." Then the clown laughed again as Emmett's ball fell back out onto the ground. "This is pissing me right the fuck off!"

Suddenly Emmett picked up his golf club and swung at the clown, knocking the clowns nose clean off and whacking Jasper right in the knee.

"You have got to be kidding me!" Jasper screamed hobbling away. Alice caught up with him and helped him walk.

I was doubled over in laughter along with Edward while Rose scolded Emmett who was still seething at the devilish clown, who was no longer laughing. I guess he didn't find it funny to lose his nose.

After we finally left the golf course, more by the owners force then by choice, we were heading to a restaurant.

"Do you like Mexican food?" Edward asked me.

"Oh, yeah. Who doesn't love spicy food and chronic diarrhea?"

"I don't know anybody who doesn't like it." He laughed.

Dinner was interesting. The food was really good. But Jasper was not speaking to Emmett, who kept trying to apologize. Alice kept kissing the now huge lump on the side of his head. Edward was trying to talk his way out of going to Mike's party. There was no way I was letting him out of our bet. He lived for bets didn't he?

As we were all eating our desert of fried ice-cream I noticed Jasper kept taking quick glances toward Emmett. Suddenly Jasper threw his spoon down and hollered, "What? What are you staring at me for?"

"I'm not staring at you." Emmett said. "But, are you going to eat that?" He gestured toward Jaspers ice-cream.

"I am eating it, Emmett." Jasper said slowly.

Jasper went back to eating then after a minute said, "I can't eat with you staring at me."

Emmett quickly looked away and Jasper went back to eating. "Oh god, here, have it. I cannot eat with you looking at me. It's really creepy."

"Are you sure you don't want it?" Emmett asked innocently.

Jasper growled at Emmett.

Once we made it back to the dorms Rosalie and Emmett decide to go for a quick walk. Alice helped Jasper walk up to his room, who was still hobbling on his hurt knee. Edward walked me to my door.

"So," Edward started, "Did you have fun tonight?"

"You know what?" I answered. "I did. I have never been banned from a miniature golf course before."

"I wish I could say the same. So about this party tomorrow…"

"You're going." I cut him off. "I won fair and square."

"Alright." Edward whispered then leaned in slowly tipping his head slightly to kiss me.

I put my hands on his chest just as his lips got within inches of mine. I could feel his breath on my lips. "Sorry, but I don't kiss until like the sixth date." I lied.

"Well, it will be a busy day tomorrow, but I think we could fit five more dates into it." He joked.

"Nice try buddy. Goodnight Edward." Then I turned and entered my room without him, which I'm sure he wasn't expecting.


A/N: I hope you enjoyed this chapter. It was extremely fun to write. I know it seems that I targeted Jasper for all of the injuries, but it's funny to see quiet Jasper start screaming. Next chapter is Mike's party, which is off campus, so no chaperones. Which should be fun.

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